


Glad to be guest hosting and to give you a holiday update. Everyone will hopefully be enjoying Christmas, I know all the interns and Mr. Walrus will, so these matches will run for an extra week and the next set of matches will be in the new year. I also hear that there will some Birthday celebratations in early January so some more matches will be pushed back a week or so around then. Sorry for the inconvienence.
Results from 12/12/2025
| Eunice Gayson | No Preference | Nadja Regin |
|---|---|---|
| 76 | 11 | 52 |
| Lana Wood | No Preference | Margaret Nolan |
|---|---|---|
| 135 | 0 | 50 |
New Matches for 12/19/2025
Match 1
Claudine Auger (Domino Derval) vs Lola Larson (Bambi)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Claudine Auger | 2 – 2 – 0 | 471 – 7 – 413 |

Actress: Claudine Auger Nationality: French Bond Movie: Thunderball (1965) Synopsis:
Domino Derval was the mistress of SPECTRE agent Emilio Largo. Bond discovers that Largo had killed Domino’s brother, and thinks he can use that fact to get her on his side. They meet underwater as Bond untraps Domino’s flipper from the coral, and Bond manages to convince her to plot against Largo.

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Lola Larson | 0 – 4 – 0 | 122 – 14 – 558 |

Actress: Lola Larson Nationality: American Bond Movie: Diamonds Are Forever (1971) Synopsis:
Bambi and Thumper were the two gymnastic bodyguards holding Willard Whyte prisoner in his Las Vegas villa. When Bond enters to rescue Whyte, he meets Bambi and Thumper, who introduce themselves, and then take it in turns to attack Bond, somewhat playfully.

Match 2
Luciana Paluzzi (Fiona Volpe) vs Trina Parks (Thumper)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Luciana Paluzzi | 2 – 2 – 0 | 375 – 8 – 508 |

Actress: Luciana Paluzzi Nationality: Italian Bond Movie: Thunderball (1965) Synopsis:
Fiona Volpe was the archtypical Bond henchwoman, with the task of seducing men into traps. She was feisty and more competent than many of the henchmen in the Bond films. She met her end while dancing with Bond; a henchman tried to shoot Bond in the back, but he quickly spun round and the bullet killed Fiona instead.

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Trina Parks | 0 – 4 – 0 | 40 – 6 – 765 |

Actress: Trina Parks Nationality: American Bond Movie: Diamonds Are Forever (1971) Synopsis:
Thumper and Bambi attack Bond, kicking him and using their martial art skills to overcome him. Bond was at a loss, the two girls too nimble for him. However, Thumper and Bambi then throw Bond into a pool, and they lose their advantage, Bond managing to push their heads underwater until they give in and reveal where Willard Whyte is being kept.

SEATTLE ON TRIAL: Fire dept medics ‘abandoned’ 16-year-old CHOP shooting victim Antonio Mays Jr to die: expert witness
The Post Millennial | December 17, 2025 | Katie Daviscourt… The fatal shooting occurred around 3 am on June 29, 2020, when protesters operating as “CHAZ/CHOP security” unleashed a barrage of gunfire on Mays and his 14-year-old friend, Robert West, while they were driving a vehicle through the zone. The Antifa-BLM autonomous zone was established following the death of George Floyd, who died in Minneapolis police custody. Anti-police activists occupied a six-block radius in Seattle’s Capitol Hill neighborhood, leading city officials to abandon the SPD east precinct and implement policies restricting police and emergency responder entry without special approval.
Mays, a black teenager from California, endured more than 25 minutes of “agonizing pain” before succumbing to his injuries, said Attorney Evan Oshan, representing the Mays family.
So the city and the first responders are to blame — not the gunmen, rioters, and liberals who supported this insanity?
Translation: “Anyone should be ashamed for being pensive about Mali.”

Honestly, don’t we have better things to spend our time — and taxpayer dollars — on?
Let the residents MMGA! Otherwise, the majority of the continent deserves a collective “Bah!”
“Togo” sounds more like a prediction than a nation name.
The whole continent looks like it’s in sore need of redistricting (Lagos could be the building blocks), if the courts would just get out of the way.
Apparently “Great Britain News” has some work to do…
Armed Sydney police ram into car and arrest five men en route to Bondi Beach just days after terror attack
Great Britain News | December 18, 2025 | Ben Chapman…Images from the scene showed the men lying on the red and footpath with their hands zip-tied behind their backs.
Probably meant “road.” Or maybe it’s just their accent.
Photos and videos of the detentions spread rapidly online, but police are yet to realise the identities of those arrested or confirm the exact number of people taken into custody.
Perhaps meant “release,” but who actually knows? May be correct as is.
The incident occurred just days after the Bondi Beach terror attack which claimed the lives of 15 people.
Naveed Akram, 24, has been charged with 15 counts of murder and one count of committing a terrorist act after waking from a coma.
Well, he probably couldn’t have done it before waking from a coma, could he?
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🎶🎶🎵
Akrams . . .
Meet the Akrams!
They’re the modern Stone Age family
From the
Terror Baracks
Tore a page right out of history!
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Less rights
Intifada’s in the streets.
Through the
Curse of the feds’ too-left feats;
When you’re
Near defenseless
We’ll have some yobbo do time
Abdullah boom time
We’ll have a gay old time!
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EXCLUSIVE: CBP Busts Meth Breakfast Cereal Smuggling Attempt
Daily Signal | 12/17/2025 | Virginia AllenCustoms and Border Protection has thwarted a large drug smuggling attempt in Texas.
CBP officers in the Lone Star State discovered a tractor trailer filled with cereal ingredients. More than $10.3 million in alleged methamphetamine was found hidden inside the cereal bags.

“Well, Miss Welch, already for Christmas?”
“I can’t wait. I’m so excited.”
“I can’t wait to hand out the gifts to all the interns on the naughty list.”
“What about the Nice list?”
“Santa has got that covered.”
Just to let everyone know this poll will be open until Dec. 31st. Got Christmas Eve plans.
Winners


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Photographer Finds Thousands of Dinosaur Footprints Near Italian Winter Olympic Venue
breitbart.com | 12/16/2025MILAN (AP) — A wildlife photographer stumbled upon one of the oldest and largest known collections of dinosaur footprints, dating back about 210 million years to the Triassic Period, high in an Italian national park near the 2026 Milan Cortina Winter Olympic venue of Bormio, officials announced Tuesday.
The discovery in the Stelvio National Park was striking for the sheer number of footprints, estimated at as many as 20,000 over some five kilometers (three miles), and the location near the Swiss border, once a prehistoric coastal area, that has never previously yielded dinosaur tracks, experts said. . . .
The dinosaur prints are believed to have been made by long-necked bipedal herbivores that were up to 10 meters (33 feet) long, weighing up to four tons, similar to a Plateosaurus, Dal Sasso said. Some of the tracks were 40 centimeters wide, with visible claws.
The footprints indicated that the dinosaurs traveled in packs and they sometimes stopped in circular formations, possibly as a protective measure.
I’ve had a few long-necks in my time, but never saw any 33-foot-long, four-ton vegetarians with visible claws. Much less in a circle.
You sure the scientists weren’t accidentally watching The View?

I hear Mr. Walrus has a special present ready for me. Can’t wait for Christmas next week!
Results
| Diana Rigg | No Preference | Gloria Hendry |
|---|---|---|
| 212 | 0 | 11 |
| Jane Seymour | No Preference | Madelaine Smith |
|---|---|---|
| 124 | 0 | 106 |
New Matches for 12/17/2025
Match 1
Catherine Schell (Nancy) vs (7) Britt Ekland (Mary Goodnight)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Catherine Schell | 2 – 3 – 0 | 419 – 11 – 774 |

Actress: Catherine Schell Nationality: Hungarian Bond Movie: On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969) Synopsis:
After sneaking into Ruby Bartlett’s room in the swiss clinic, Bond had returned to his own room. He said to himself in the mirror, “Hilly, you old devil”, before noticing that another patient, Nancy, had snook into his room. Being the only man in the clinic, Bond had attracted the fancy of several of the girls.

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (7) Britt Ekland | 5 – 1 – 0 | 1090 – 8 – 297 |

Actress: Britt Ekland Nationality: Swedish Bond Movie: The Man with the Golden Gun (1974) Synopsis:
Mary Goodnight was Bond’s assistant in Hong Kong, and previously his secretary in London. She helps Bond to locate Miss Anders, the girlfriend of hitman Scaramanga. The two almost spend the night together on multiple occasions, and at one point Goodnight is embarrassingly shoved into a cupboard when Miss Anders pays Bond a surprise visit. Goodnight is eventually kidnapped by Scaramanga, but after Bond kills him, Goodnight helps Bond escape his Island.

Match 2
(15) Maud Adams (Andrea Anders, Octopussy) vs Angela Scoular (Ruby Bartlett)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (15) Maud Adams | 4 – 2 – 0 | 835 – 9 – 487 |


Actress: Maud Adams Nationality: Swedish Bond Movie: The Man with the Golden Gun (1974) Synopsis:
Miss Anders was the girlfriend of Francisco Scaramanga, the $1 million a shot assassin, the man with the golden gun. She sent a golden bullet to MI6 with 007 engraved on the side, so that it would be thought that Scaramanga had Bond on his hit list. Miss Anders was hoping that Bond would respond to the threat and kill Scaramanga, freeing her from his possession. However, Scaramanga learnt of her betrayal and shot her through the heart.
Actress: Maud Adams Nationality: Swedish Bond Movie: Octopussy (1983) Synopsis:
Octopussy ran an all-women floating island, the girls of which were acrobats for a circus that was a front for a jewellery smuggling operation. She was a partner in crime with Kamal Khan, who stole the jewellery for himself and tried to kill Octopussy. Octopussy saved Bond’s life, and Bond repaid the debt by saving hers. After killing Khan, Bond and Octopussy sail into the sunset, with the acrobat girls rowing for them.

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Angela Scoular | 0 – 6 – 0 | 93 – 4 – 1320 |

Actress: Angela Scoular Nationality: English Bond Movie: On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969) Synopsis:
Ruby Bartlett was one of the “angels of death” at Blofeld’s swiss clinic. She had been brought there to cure a chicken allergy, but was in fact being hypnotized by Blofeld as part of a plot to spread a crop virus around the country. When she first met Bond, disguised as Sir Hillary Bray, she discreetly wrote her room number in lipstick on his thigh, so that he could meet her later that night.

Good night.
Julianne Moore vs Selma Hayek
Julianne Moore (2-2-0 Pts. 163 Avg. 40.75)

VS
Selma Hayek (4-0-0 Pts. 252 Avg. 63.00)

Good evening.
Jessica Chastain vs Jennifer Love-Hewitt
Jessica Chastain (0-4-0 Pts. 122 Avg. 30.50)

VS
Jennifer Love-Hewitt (2-2-0 Pts. 200 Avg. 50.00)

Good afternoon.
Elizabeth Olsen vs Emily Blunt
Elizabeth Olsen (0-4-0 Pts. 88 Avg. 22.00)

VS
Emily Blunt (1-3-0 Pts. 143 Avg. 35.75)
