The most trusted name in made-up news

According to a recent Zogby poll, “37.6% of those surveyed, news sources on the Internet are considered to be the most reliable.”

More than Fox News. More than CNN. More than MSNBC. More than the New York Times.

Think about that for a minute.

I mean, if people believe the Internet more than news organizations, does that mean that they don’t trust CNN, but do trust CNN.com?

I don’t think so.

There’s something else on the Internet they trust. And what could that be?

BLOGS!!!

Yes, blogs — such as this blog — are the most trusted source of news. That has to be it!

As a dues-paying member of the Internets, I, for one, am proud of the faith you have placed us.

Misplaced faith, to be sure. But we’re not about to let your misguided notions of who to trust go to our heads.

We’ll continue to make up stuff about liberals, never ceasing, never tiring, never stopping, ever growing, ever moving, ever rising till … well, you get the idea.

Like CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, the New York Times, or any of those “news organizations,” we’ll continue to be make stuff up and to have a tremendous bias.

Unlike CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, the New York Times, or any of those “news organizations,” we’ll continue to be open and honest about making stuff up and about our bias.

You can trust us on that.

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25 Comments

  1. Dan Rather made up stories. Walter Cronkite declared the Vietnam war lost. The only difference between them and blogs like this one is that IMAO tells readers it’s fake, while the MSM hacks pretend their imaginary news items are real.

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  2. You mean I can’t trust the stuff the mainstream press has been telling me all these years? What’s the world coming to? Pretty soon we will have the government giving money to failing corporations and then we will elect a clean and articulate magic negro as our POTUS… Yea…like that’s going to happen!

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  3. Of course I trust Frank more that I trust MSDNC!
    Frank at least realizes his stuff is biased and fabricated.
    Olbermoron really BELIEVES his crap is true.

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  4. As a dues-paying member of the Internets

    I should have been paying dues for the past ten years?

    [What?? You mean somebody’s been cashing those weekly checks for nothing?? Darn it! Next you’re going to tell me that the barrister from Nigeria won’t give me my share of the money he’s moving to another country! – B]

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  5. What I do believe are the bloggers that dig deep and post their research (with sources) on the net. The MSM ignores the depth of many stories or sways them wrongly.
    Of course, I do take most things on teh net with a grain of salt.

    This blog? I don’t believe a word of it (except what SarahK writes….or was it Harvey?) 🙂

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  6. I wish my marketing guys were as persistent as that nice Nigerian philanthropist. I mean, he is flat out persistent, and really trying to get me my Uncle Towanda’s estate.

    By gosh he is awfully sincere, and fully committeed to social justice and redistribution of money.

    Wish we had someone like him here in the US.

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  7. Only problem I have with this post is the line, “We’ll continue to make up stuff about liberals….” That should be corrected to read “We will continue to tell the TRUTH about liberals….” Thank you for your attention in this matter, I will log off now and wait for the correction.

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  8. I don’t know that should be an issue (#10). We all pretty much know what a bunch of ding dongs the lunatics on the left are. It may be difficult to even make stuff about them that is more looney than their real antics, but that’s the beauty of this site. They do a wonderful job of making up what little there is to make up about liberals.

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  9. How can I be sure you’re going to be open and honest about making stuff up? You could be making that up, you know.

    [You’re right. I am making it up about about us making stuff up; everything here is true. Really. – B]

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  10. The network news has, IMAO, zero credibility. You can at least *find* the truth online, or some approximation of it; tuning in to the television news will get you about as informed as Miss Teen USA SC. What’s the point?

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  11. Wait a minute… did I read that correctly? You guys are making stuff UP! WHAT? I been reading this shite for six months beleiveing every word you said…. and now you admit to “making stuff up! I AM VERY DISAPOINTED IN YOU YOUNG MAN! You mean we’re not supposed to punch Hippies? We’re not really going to NUKE the Moon? What about defending ourselves from the evul monkeys? I feel like my whole world is falling apart. I… I … Just dont know what to do …. I mean if I cant believe you….. who can I believe….. I feel sooooo Alone…

    Ah… heck with it … I’m still going to punch hippies! You can’t take that from ME…. you .. you.. FABRICATORS!

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  12. Here’s the saddest thing about this whole issue. There are things on this site that we consider “teh funny” others believe is the NEWS and vicey versa How screwed up is that.

    For example I’ll bet if we had a posting about a college banning Christmas Decorations on campus due to PC sensitivity most of us would think, “some one is pulling my leg” but low and behold FGSU has gone and done just that. Life imitates art again, as we speak…..er……type. Once again proving that here at IMAO we are on the cutting edge of journalistic excellence.

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  13. Oh and for all of you Obamanations “Welcome my friends to the show that never ends, we are glad you have arrived, come inside, come inside.”

    “We have only just begun, white lace and promises, a kiss for luck and we’re on our way.”

    And remember now that you’re adults, “All in all you’re just another brick in the wall.”

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  14. In Idaho the National Parks Service is in the process of rebuilding a World War II Japanese relocation center that is in the middle of nowhere and has crumbled to nothing. It will be complete with barracks, guard towers and barbed wire fence. You think kidding? Not on IMAO. Do a search on Japanese Minidoka internment camp or Hunt internment camp.

    The real purpose of the camp will be to allow those who post on IMAO to come visit. Some longer than others. Some of you have been wanting to leave where your at anyway!

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  15. Other wise know as “You can’t handle the truth” “Here’s Jack” was right about that. Then again even a soft craniumed, if it feels good do it, liberal whack job is right once in a green moon.

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