Random Thoughts
Every day you don’t be as awesome as you can be, you dishonor those who died.
If you shoot someone with a sniper rifle from 800 yards, it’s hard to argue self-defense. Even if he had a knife
Why would we need oversight on spending trillions of dollars? If we misplace billions, there are still tons left!
I worry about dropping my keys into a black hole, because then they’d be gone. Forever.
Due to economic conditions, I will now recite Dem. talking points at the rate of $1000/mo. Please pass on to any interested parties.
Tyrannosaurus Rexes could really help the economy by eating poor people.
While an opposable thumb is useful, an unopposable thumb sounds more intimidating.
Chuck Norris has an unopposable thumb.
If torturing a terrorist could save five squirrels, I’d torture the terrorist and then kill the squirrels myself.
(25 votes, average: 4.80 out of 5)
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April 24th, 2009 at 9:18 am
Truly, words to live by. God bless you, Frank.
April 24th, 2009 at 9:34 am
Dick Cheney and Fred Thompson invented the first unopposable thumbs.
April 24th, 2009 at 10:29 am
Ya Know Frank, if the T-Rexes eat too many poor people, that one will raise taxes on T-Rexes cause now they are rich.
That one: If a ahhhhh errrr aaaa po person has ahhhhh errrr aaaa fitty sents then ahhhhh errrr aaaa 2 po peple are rich cause they have a ahhhhh errrr aaaa dahlar. ahhhhh errrr aaaa So if the T-Rex eats enough po ahhhhh errrr aaaa peple, then he should spread ahhhhh errrr aaaa some of that wealth around. ahhhhh errrr aaaa Not that I like ahhhhh errrr aaaa big gubmunt, I don’t, but ahhhhh errrr aaaa if yo rich, yo ought be taxed. Now wheres my basketba ahhhhh errrr aaaa ball.
April 24th, 2009 at 11:02 am
Sean Connery had the bad assiest thumb in the movie The Presidio.
NW agrees with me so it must be right.
April 24th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
What would happen if Fred Thompson challenged Chuck Norris to a thumbwrestle match?
April 24th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
“I worry about dropping my keys into a black hole, because then they’d be gone. Forever.”
Would they? Or would someone from a parallel universe steal your car?
April 24th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Good save, man. Good save. Skwerls ARE terizts, and don’t you ever forget it. If the skwerls live, the terizts win. Skwerls belong in a crockpot, stewing with some lovely potatoes and onions and a sprig of unopposable thyme.
April 24th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
GradualDazzle iz right ! I’ve been preaching about the danger of Islamic Terrorist Squirrels for years now and no one will listen ! Not to mention the horrid Islamic Terrorist Kittens, which I guess I did mention just now.
April 24th, 2009 at 1:10 pm
The very last Random Thought is inspirational and words to live by.
#6 – I worry about that every day. Which is why I fear Black Holes in my pockets over plain old holes any day. Freaking Parallel Aliens. When will DHS stop ignoring the problem and start tasking troops with guarding the Event Horizon?
April 24th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
The face of every liberal would melt like that guy from the end of the Last Crusade.
April 24th, 2009 at 2:06 pm
Heh. I can picture that grizzled old knight dude guarding the polling place, watching somebody vote for Obama. “He chose…poorly.”
April 24th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
What if there’s a God for every verse in the multiverse?
Never mind, it’s Friday!
April 24th, 2009 at 2:19 pm
Cheater! Those were in your Tweets, earlier.
April 24th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
I lol’d.
April 24th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
#10, Someone in one of the other posts mentioned shrillary in a nightie, my face dern near melted thinking of that.
Be aware that that is out there, save yourselves, save your brain.
April 24th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
That’s why I always carry two sniper rifles – that way I always have a throw down for the body.
April 24th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
“Tyrannosaurus Rexes could really help the economy by eating poor people.”
Change “poor people” to “illegal aliens” and you’ve got a profound solution to a very damaging problem…that’s also fun viewing entertainment for the whole family.
April 25th, 2009 at 12:33 am
@16..planned properly, no need for a throw down….. from 800yrds…..they wouldnt find you. Golf courses make for great known distance ranges….
@ Jimmy…….. how many gods in this verse?
April 25th, 2009 at 10:11 am
U.s. Marine Snipers, saving the planet one ‘carbon offset’ at a time. From a 1000 yards, otherwise it would be a waste of their God-given talent.
April 25th, 2009 at 10:16 am
Chuck Norris’ unopposable thumb is so unopposable, it could run for Congress, unopposed.