Crowder in Search of Stimulus Money

Crowder is back, and this time he’s looking for all that stimulus money.

I don’t know why he’s having so much trouble finding it. I just got my stimulus check in the mail yesterday: $40,000 to promote new media. BTW, I now really like Obama and all the previous posts about him have been removed because they just seemed unfair to him.

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14 Comments

  1. WOW. Dood you is a lamo. I read ur twitter – You twitter is full of stupid stuff!!! You not funny!

    [Aww. Now I feel bad. Why would someone want to make me feel bad? -Ed.]

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  2. Hey. That’s not fair! Is your check commensurate with your experience or something? Please tell me it’s not daily hits. I just got my usual $13 weekly check. I used it to buy a used ethernet cable for the innertubes. What am I missing out on?

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  3. I think Crowder would have better luck finding the Stimulus Money at Area 51 in hanger 18. It’s next to the little green Roswell men, the Lost Ark, the water powered car, Elvis, cold fussion in a jar, and Obama’s birth certificate.

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  4. Hey! I was first on this thread for like two hours or something. All of a sudden LamoisYouo shows up out of nowhere and knocks me out of the top spot. What happened?

    And not only that, he gets the special attention of “Ed”.

    (cry)

    I feel so inadequate. . .

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  5. I just got my stimulus check in the mail yesterday: $40,000…

    Yeah, but that was yesterday. What’s Obama done for you lately? Nothin’ that’s what! Here you supported him and didn’t say anything mean for a whole day(!) and what does he do? He goes and takes you for granted – like you were a Hispanic voter or something!

    If I were you I’d show him you aren’t for sale – at least not for a lousy 40K. I open up a big ol’ can of snarky verbal whoop-ass on him. And don’t let up until he comes across with some real doe-rey-mi. Pffft, 40 Gs, as if…

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  6. Did you hear about the six foot tall talking kangaroo that went to the bar to cash his stimulus check and have a beer? After cashing his check he ordered a beer and the bartender said to him, “That’ll be ten dollars please.” So the six foot tall talking kangaroo reached into his pouch, took out ten dollars of his stimulus money and paid him. “You know,” Said the bartender, “We don’t get many six foot tall talking kangaroos in here!” “Yeah,” Said the six foot tall talking kangaroo, “And at these prices you’re not going to get many more either!”……Hey, I gotta million of ‘um, Joe the Vice-President, appearing nightly at the Washington Monument (except Sundays), Washington DC.

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