Random Thoughts
The Axelrod/liberal bloggers dust up has confirmed that I am the blogger most associated with hippie punching. Cool.
How hard would it be for a browser to say, “This webpage is about to play annoying music; do you want it to?”?
It’s okay having Colbert testifying about illegal immigration in Congress; it’s not like anyone takes that issue seriously.
Sadly, “Bush sucked” and “Bush was way better than Obama” are not mutually exclusive.
To techno music with an annoying voice sample it plays over and over: Please stop that; it’s annoying.
I’m not dumb; I’m differently smart.
They went to the moon in 1969 with 1969 technology. Still feels like we really suck compared to that.
Eventually we’ll need to destroy the sun and replace it with something more stable if we want to keep living on this planet.
Those who can’t do, teach. Those who despise those who can do become politicians.
Do you think we’ll soon come up with some nanotechnology or something to replace the function of yeast?
Instead of a coach holding up a piece of paper to hide his lips, he should wear a ninja mask.
When Boise State has someone other than the quarterback throw a pass, I don’t think I’ve ever seen them miss.
I don’t know anything about Katy Perry other than that she has boobs.
Do professionals get mad when you try to do football yourself?
The left talk a lot about infrastructure which makes wonder whether that’s even a real thing.
Filled out registration form so I can take full advantage of the citizenship I earned through my years in the Space Marines.
What other henges are available other than the stone variety?
(15 votes, average: 4.80 out of 5)
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September 27th, 2010 at 9:22 am
Congratulations, Frank! I know you’ve worked hard to achieve this and the recognition is long overdue. If Fred Thompson were president you’d get a plaque or a medal or something.
September 27th, 2010 at 9:27 am
[...] takes the one hundred and first Best Sentence I’ve Heard Or Read Lately (BSIHORL) [...]
September 27th, 2010 at 9:43 am
Although I’m a Ford and old MOPAR guy, I’ll admit that the 1969 Camaro was a gorgeous piece of steel. Now the Camaro looks like a Democrat’s butt.
You guys are but a gaggle of Hayden Fry – known to the world as television’s Hayden Fox – copycats. If you ever call your trick plays “exotics”, I will be able to rest my case. Your blue field, by the way, is an abomination before the ghosts of great coaches and players past.
I punched Katy Perry
Just to try it
And I liked it
I liked it
September 27th, 2010 at 9:52 am
I don’t know about having Hayden Fry’s magnificent name mentioned along with that Obmanation in Boise called a “football field”! Although he is still fit as a fiddle I think he might be turning in his grave right now over that one! I tried to watch the smurf turf game but my TV eventually just gagged, fingered me and shut off!
Who’s Katy Perry?
They Segway guy just rolled his over a cliff and died. Nice!
September 27th, 2010 at 10:21 am
As someone who proudly holds a history degree, I can near-expertly inform you that henges can also be made of wood–much like witches in Monty Python movies.
September 27th, 2010 at 10:42 am
There is always Carhenge:
http://www.carhenge.com/
September 27th, 2010 at 10:47 am
If they also used the blue balls mandated at BYU, Boise State might never lose at home again.
September 27th, 2010 at 11:47 am
Apparently Katy Perry kissed a girl and she liked it.
September 27th, 2010 at 11:57 am
Henge? There’s the kind from Naruto, if you’re into highly visible ninjas.
September 27th, 2010 at 12:27 pm
“It’s okay having Colbert testifying about illegal immigration in Congress; it’s not like anyone takes that issue seriously.”
Even worse, when you first hear that someone like Steven Colbert testified before congress you first have to check whether it’s supposed to be a joke or not. Hollywood lefties appear before congress all the time, but as “experts” on the issues who’s voices “need to be heard”.
September 27th, 2010 at 1:32 pm
The system… is down.
The system… is down.
The system… is down.
The system…
Oh, sorry.
/imromptulightswitchrave
September 27th, 2010 at 1:44 pm
You’ve got the team with the blue field? Thanks for the H/T, Marko. Artificial turf is bad enough, but the blue field is the abomination of desolation.
This makes me weep, well almost, every time I think about this. My pop worked on the Apollo program, and he left me some of the circuit boards he helped develop for the service module. During the ’60′s, we didn’t ‘eph around. If we wanted to go to the moon, we d*mn well built a rocket and did it. On the fly, no less. If we wanted to lift an entire Soviet sub off a 2 mile deep ocean floor, we designed developed and built a ship that could do it — at a time before GPS, bow thrusters or deepwater drilling — and we did it in a little more than a year.
During the ’60′s, there were generations of folks making stuff happen. On the other hand, the media and its hippie obsession were busy making stuff not happen as was the case with the NYT when it leaked information about the Glomar Explorer, effectively preventing us from getting the entire Soviet sub.
September 27th, 2010 at 2:02 pm
Do you think we’ll soon come up with some nanotechnology or something to replace the function of yeast?
Then we will get stuck with Synthohol.
I don’t know anything about Katy Perry other than that she has boobs.
I think someone is lying to me, because they told me women have faces.
@ussjc : They Segway guy just rolled his over a cliff and died. Nice!
But I hear he didn’t fall off!
September 27th, 2010 at 2:53 pm
Ah-hahahahahahaha! He said “henge!”
September 27th, 2010 at 2:54 pm
thupthupthupthupthup
September 27th, 2010 at 3:40 pm
If Boise State had lost that game, every school in Boise State’s division would paint their field blue. That being said, it was fun heckling the Beaver fans for painting their practice field blue after the game.
September 27th, 2010 at 3:48 pm
“Eventually we’ll need to destroy the sun and replace it with something more stable if we want to keep living on this planet.”
Congress is about to pass a law that it be replaced with a big curly thing full of toxic crap that gives off less light and no heat. We.re all doomed.
September 27th, 2010 at 4:45 pm
I thought yeast _was_ nanotechnology…
September 27th, 2010 at 4:49 pm
All I know about Katie Perry is that she kissed a girl and liked it, then discovered the Biatch was Bi-polar.
September 27th, 2010 at 4:54 pm
Nano technology to irritate women’s vajayjays, instead of yeast? Seems kind of mysogynistic.
September 27th, 2010 at 4:58 pm
First, they promised flying cars by the year 2000, and that didn’t happen.
Now we won’t be getting flying segways in 2010 either.
September 27th, 2010 at 5:04 pm
Infrastructure is part of Science! called Quantum Politi-Speak; only those inside the Beltway have ever come close to proving it’s existance. The Stimulus Package was an ‘Above Top Secret’ Super Conductor that was supposed to prove it existed, however, it won’t be ‘shovel ready’ until 2525, if man is still alive.
September 27th, 2010 at 5:08 pm
My mom has a lovely Privet Henge in her front yard. Oh wait, that’s hedge, not Henge……Never mind.
September 27th, 2010 at 7:50 pm
The Axelrod/liberal bloggers dust up has confirmed that I am the blogger most associated with hippie punching. Cool.
I saw that article and laughed and thought, “Good for Frank!” Way to go!
(a well deserved pee-yellow smilie)
September 27th, 2010 at 7:51 pm
Oh, you changed to traditional smilies.
September 27th, 2010 at 8:09 pm
“henge” is derived from “hang”, and means “gallows”. Stonehenge means “stone gallows”, because it looks like a bunch of old-style gallows with the two posts.
So yes, there are also Woodhenges and probably Steelhenges.
September 28th, 2010 at 8:53 am
“I’m not dumb; I’m differently smart.” In other words you are a retard!
September 28th, 2010 at 8:56 am
Our “coach” Chilie of the Vikings hold up the card to hide his lips. You see he is an offensive Genius and there are lip readers out there just watin’ for a slip to jot down some of his brilliance for another team to steal! Coach Brewster from the Gophers does the same thing…same reason!
Funny, I don’t see Kirk Ferenz from Iowa with a stupid card or a silly set of head phones on during the game and he’s a real coach!
September 28th, 2010 at 9:57 am
actually, the turnaround time on tech was a lot slower in the 60′s. most of the equipment they used was ’65 or’66 technology.
September 28th, 2010 at 6:18 pm
There actually IS a wood-henge.