because donations are declining, they can no longer afford the make up and CGI enhancements required to mask Barak’s constantly growing nose and flaming pants.
Biden has figured out how to make that “twitter thing” work
The 200 dwarves that were to carry Obama’s throne into the DNC just unionized and are on strike and holding out for an obamacare exemption and solar powered jumping shoes
The total voters for Obama aren’t the total of his actual supporting classes, that is, government employees, never married mothers and blacks. You don’t get two votes, one for being a government employee, and another for being an unmarried mother.
…their attempts to get rid of Biden failed when he canceled his trip. By canceling he avoided Plan A: death by hurricane and/or Jim Cantore, and Plan B: death by Occupier with 30″ steel pipe. Plan C, leaving sharp, choking-sized objects coated in sugar on his desk, could go into effect as soon as Wednesday.
the death of neil armstrong has reminded america of what a true american is, does and says.
the carpet stains from Joe Biden’s housebreaking must be cleaned before January 19, 2013, or they lose the security deposit.
the USDA has warned that canine meat causes cancer, a cancer of American values.
they may have to admit that Bush hasn’t been in office for nearly 4 years.
He has a case of terminal crabs.
People vote.
The staff learned Obama is staying with Biden.
There exists people who actually don’t care for Obama’s policies.
The staff learned the campaign is staying with Obama.
They did build this mess.
Biden just got a clean bill of health from his Doctor.
Apple is now suing his TOTUS manufacturer for copyright infringment.
that there are more racists registered to vote now then there were four years ago.
because donations are declining, they can no longer afford the make up and CGI enhancements required to mask Barak’s constantly growing nose and flaming pants.
Kenya is refusing to take him back after the election. Isn’t ruining one country enough?
that they have mistakenly been wasting campaign money in states 51-57.
that Biden keeps diverting large amounts of campaign funds to help a Nigerian prince.
that losing the election doesn’t qualify Barak for unemployment.
…it seems that voters are paying attention.
…this ISN’T a dream.
…they lost the receipt and can’t return Joe.
…there aren’t enough dead voters to get them re-elected.
…TOTUS has just endorsed Romney/Ryan.
that the meat for their fundraiser meal had been overdosed when ‘put to sleep’ and contained residual toxins.
…he can’t cancel an election with an Executive Order and there’s no Plan B.
…Barry can’t use campain funds for otoplasty.
that even his head bucket declined to appear at the Convention.
Michelle Obama’s column, “Boob Belts Are the New Black” was rejected by Newsweek because it was considered too “newsy.”
that the Humane Society put the campaign on the ‘do not adopt’ list when they told them just to send over the ones that look the most marbled.
that the convention would be held indoors, and there was concern whether Barak could get into the building.
COLUMBIA IS RELEASING HIS TRANSCRIPTS…
Clinton was right, it is the economy stupid.
Bacon to Lactose the Intolerant for the Apple dig!
They just saw “2016 – Obama’s America” and now know who their candidate is.
Biden has figured out how to make that “twitter thing” work
The 200 dwarves that were to carry Obama’s throne into the DNC just unionized and are on strike and holding out for an obamacare exemption and solar powered jumping shoes
Bacon has endorsed Mitt and Paul
…nobody watches CNN or MSNBC anymore.
@Mrs. C: Hey! That should be my bacon.
…Barry and Michelle got in a fight because they both wanted to wear the mom-jeans!!
…the economy improved despite Obama’s best efforts
…many of the people they poll were holding drinks larger than 16 oz.
…Obama inexplicably endorsed Romney for President while off-prompter
…their campaign strategist turned out to be Michael Dukakis with a fake mustache
…thanks to NASA’s new Muslim outreach mission, Iran has successfully put a suicide bomber with a nuke on the moon
…Matthew Broderick’s middle name is actually “Pestilence” (you know…cause Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse)
…Romney announced that he used his felon cancer-causing powers to give Hugo Chavez cancer
…his Madrassa is releasing his school records
…that executive order that requires animal shelters to accept food stamps didn’t go over as well as he thought
…extended Federal unemployment benefits won’t be available in January
…ACORN changed their rates – they’re now charging per vote
…when Biden hear someone say “it’s the economy, stupid” he said “I’m not Economy, I’m Biden!”
…the 3% of voters they have to win over to have a shot at the election aren’t dead
…if you call people “racist” enough times, they start ignoring you
…no Greek columns at Obama’s speeches this time
….Joe Biden WILL have to debate Paul Ryan.
Dean Wormer was wrong, fat, drunk and stupid is the way to go through life, so 1/3 of platform has to be scrapped.
… more voters are paying attention the closer we get to the election.
…because of all he’s done for the black community while president, he got the endorsement of the Neo-Nazis, Skinheads and the KKK.
he will have an opponent in the 2012 election.
… Obama’s opponent won’t be Bush.
My apologies, that should be Rodney Dill’s bacon.
That is what I get for scrolling too fast.
I await my punishment. ;>
Hurricane Isaac won’t be anywhere near the DNC convention, so Barak has no excuse to bow out and go golfing instead.
that Joe refuses to consider Barak as a running mate in 2016.
Michelle gained a pound.
Neil Armstrong did not nuke the moon.
The total voters for Obama aren’t the total of his actual supporting classes, that is, government employees, never married mothers and blacks. You don’t get two votes, one for being a government employee, and another for being an unmarried mother.
Michelle is responsible for ordering the convention food
Chris “Tingles” Matthews will escort the nominee to the stage for his speech
Bill Clinton snuck “Repeal the 22nd Amendment” into the official party platform and announced his candidacy for 2016
A new democratic poll has shown barack has no chance of winning
…their attempts to get rid of Biden failed when he canceled his trip. By canceling he avoided Plan A: death by hurricane and/or Jim Cantore, and Plan B: death by Occupier with 30″ steel pipe. Plan C, leaving sharp, choking-sized objects coated in sugar on his desk, could go into effect as soon as Wednesday.
… turns out Joe Biden’s laryngitis was only temporary.
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