Straight Line of the Day: Most Notably Absent From the Second Debate…

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Most notably absent from the second debate…

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  1. a candidate a majority of Americans want to vote FOR not against.

    A moderator who has even a passing knowledge of balance.

    interpretative dance.

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  2. Mitt Romney:
    “Mr. Obama, it is true that you were raised by Communists in a Muslim country and your mother left you in the care of a cross dressing Homosexual Transvestite when you were a very small child. Did your upbringing affect your worldview?”

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  3. …donuts. There were no donuts. There was a whole table of them earlier in the night, then all of a sudden they were gone. Was that powdered sugar on Michelle’s face?

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  4. … was me. My sleep is more important to me than listening to and being frustrated by a thin skinned narcissistic socialist community organizer.

    … Obamas claim that blacks will riot if he looses. Which he will and they won’t.

    … Obama promising free phones, gasoline and housing to Ohios poor. Oh, wait, he did that already and it hasn’t helped. Never Mind!

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  5. There was a whole table full of bacon earlier in the night, then suddenly it was gone. Why were Michelle’s hands so greasy?

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  6. Useful props, such as an assault weapon, one trillion dollars, a terrorist, an illegal alien (or was there?), etc.

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  7. @ tomg51

    That would have been impressive. Have a line of forklifts parade through the debate hall with pallets of money. Might have gotten to $100 billion by time the debate was over.

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  8. A gutsy call to drone airstrike Obama’s new enemy #1: Mitt Romney’s binder of women.

    Obama’s blackberry of women.

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  9. …was an appearance by the last two living examples of the critically endangered Long Island Conservatives, rumored to be on loan to debate organizers to provide a balanced audience.

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  10. …was where in the world the Obama administration came up with the idea the Benghazi attack was in retalliation for a video that no one had even watched.

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  11. . . . President Chair with a leg to stand on.

    . . . Porky Pig to say “bdibdibdibdibdibdi That’s all folks!”.

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  12. a tv audience.

    intelligent questions.

    undecided voters.

    17 gwb references. there were only 16.

    candy’s plastic surgeon.

    candy’s erroneous statement : “black is thinning”.

    candy’s muzzle.

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  13. Most notably absent from the second debate…was an incumbent who had a realistic plan to solve the problems of this country.

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  14. Most notably absent from the second debate…were any questions from the audience not printed on White House index cards.

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  15. … was mentioning that if just one person in the audience was carrying a gun, mass murder could have been averted.

    … was asking the kid if he was studying something stupid at Hofstra that has no value in the real world before asserting that education is important.

    I’m sorry, am I supposed to give the straight line or are you?

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  16. … was a DNA test to determine who the real father is.
    … the throwing of chairs
    … big burly security guards to separate the participants

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