Straight Line of the Day: Most Notably Absent From the Second Debate…
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Most notably absent from the second debate…
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October 17th, 2012 at 12:02 pm
…Asians. The mainstream media hates Asians. And, they don’t care about their problems.
October 17th, 2012 at 12:11 pm
a candidate a majority of Americans want to vote FOR not against.
A moderator who has even a passing knowledge of balance.
interpretative dance.
October 17th, 2012 at 12:15 pm
the candidates’ stances on favorite pizza toppings.
a promise to find the truth on 9/11.
October 17th, 2012 at 12:16 pm
Mitt Romney:
“Mr. Obama, it is true that you were raised by Communists in a Muslim country and your mother left you in the care of a cross dressing Homosexual Transvestite when you were a very small child. Did your upbringing affect your worldview?”
October 17th, 2012 at 12:18 pm
…was a whole lotta people – including me – who watched it.
October 17th, 2012 at 12:21 pm
…donuts. There were no donuts. There was a whole table of them earlier in the night, then all of a sudden they were gone. Was that powdered sugar on Michelle’s face?
October 17th, 2012 at 12:23 pm
… was me. My sleep is more important to me than listening to and being frustrated by a thin skinned narcissistic socialist community organizer.
… Obamas claim that blacks will riot if he looses. Which he will and they won’t.
… Obama promising free phones, gasoline and housing to Ohios poor. Oh, wait, he did that already and it hasn’t helped. Never Mind!
October 17th, 2012 at 12:34 pm
Big Bird
October 17th, 2012 at 12:49 pm
Joe Biden’s teeth.
October 17th, 2012 at 12:50 pm
the premise that two men enter, one man leaves.
October 17th, 2012 at 12:51 pm
Bacon
October 17th, 2012 at 12:52 pm
bacon.
(And yes, I’m surprised it took this long.)
October 17th, 2012 at 12:53 pm
Shakes tiny fist…
October 17th, 2012 at 12:54 pm
The problem with Rodney Dill’s suggestion is that it would put Candy in the “Ring Girl” bikini, no?
October 17th, 2012 at 12:54 pm
There was a whole table full of bacon earlier in the night, then suddenly it was gone. Why were Michelle’s hands so greasy?
October 17th, 2012 at 1:04 pm
…the sound of one hand clapping.
October 17th, 2012 at 1:05 pm
. . . Animal Planet with its own panel of undecided dogs to comment.
October 17th, 2012 at 1:12 pm
Useful props, such as an assault weapon, one trillion dollars, a terrorist, an illegal alien (or was there?), etc.
October 17th, 2012 at 1:19 pm
…was the second half when they have to switch sides and argue for their opponent’s positions.
October 17th, 2012 at 1:39 pm
was the fake sumo wrestling contest.
October 17th, 2012 at 1:42 pm
…was the line, “it ain’t over ’til the fat lady stings.”
October 17th, 2012 at 1:47 pm
@ tomg51
That would have been impressive. Have a line of forklifts parade through the debate hall with pallets of money. Might have gotten to $100 billion by time the debate was over.
October 17th, 2012 at 1:48 pm
A gutsy call to drone airstrike Obama’s new enemy #1: Mitt Romney’s binder of women.
Obama’s blackberry of women.
October 17th, 2012 at 1:51 pm
…was the 53%.
October 17th, 2012 at 2:04 pm
Dogs on the green room lunch cart.
October 17th, 2012 at 2:21 pm
was whether it’s better to wok your dog or let him ride on top of the car.
October 17th, 2012 at 2:29 pm
…was an appearance by the last two living examples of the critically endangered Long Island Conservatives, rumored to be on loan to debate organizers to provide a balanced audience.
October 17th, 2012 at 2:42 pm
…was where in the world the Obama administration came up with the idea the Benghazi attack was in retalliation for a video that no one had even watched.
October 17th, 2012 at 2:53 pm
…hooker boots on Candy.
October 17th, 2012 at 2:54 pm
…any reference to “Strangers with Candy”
October 17th, 2012 at 2:55 pm
…a plan from Obama.
October 17th, 2012 at 2:55 pm
…free contraceptives for all women in the audience.
October 17th, 2012 at 3:09 pm
. . . President Chair with a leg to stand on.
. . . Porky Pig to say “bdibdibdibdibdibdi That’s all folks!”.
October 17th, 2012 at 3:14 pm
a tv audience.
intelligent questions.
undecided voters.
17 gwb references. there were only 16.
candy’s plastic surgeon.
candy’s erroneous statement : “black is thinning”.
candy’s muzzle.
October 17th, 2012 at 3:19 pm
… impartiality on the part of the moderator.
October 17th, 2012 at 3:43 pm
was a moderator who even pretended to be unbiased.
October 17th, 2012 at 4:05 pm
Most notably absent from the second debate…was an incumbent who had a realistic plan to solve the problems of this country.
October 17th, 2012 at 4:09 pm
Most notably absent from the second debate…were any questions from the audience not printed on White House index cards.
October 17th, 2012 at 4:31 pm
Candy’s stripper pole.
October 17th, 2012 at 4:42 pm
… was mentioning that if just one person in the audience was carrying a gun, mass murder could have been averted.
… was asking the kid if he was studying something stupid at Hofstra that has no value in the real world before asserting that education is important.
I’m sorry, am I supposed to give the straight line or are you?
October 17th, 2012 at 4:57 pm
….a moderator.
October 17th, 2012 at 5:44 pm
… was a DNA test to determine who the real father is.
… the throwing of chairs
… big burly security guards to separate the participants
October 17th, 2012 at 6:28 pm
. . . was instant replay, with commentary by John Madden
October 17th, 2012 at 6:36 pm
…was the phrase “Lllllllllllllllllleeeeeeet’s get ready to RUMBLE!!!!!!”
October 17th, 2012 at 7:00 pm
@Mrs C.
“Carnac the Magnificent says, ‘Two rubber bands around an egg.”
“…and the question is, “What would a bikini look like on Candy?”
October 17th, 2012 at 7:29 pm
…….Obama’s plan for his second term, any plan, any plan at all.
October 17th, 2012 at 7:39 pm
… was the popcorn!
dueling pistols.
any sign whatsoever of a fair and honest debate.
the barking dog.
October 17th, 2012 at 8:56 pm
… was a moderator.
October 17th, 2012 at 9:26 pm
If you were gonna say a bear riding a unicycle, watch it again…
October 18th, 2012 at 11:24 am
Ketchup with that Meatloaf?
October 18th, 2012 at 6:46 pm
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