Mitt Romney:
“Mr. Obama, it is true that you were raised by Communists in a Muslim country and your mother left you in the care of a cross dressing Homosexual Transvestite when you were a very small child. Did your upbringing affect your worldview?”
…donuts. There were no donuts. There was a whole table of them earlier in the night, then all of a sudden they were gone. Was that powdered sugar on Michelle’s face?
That would have been impressive. Have a line of forklifts parade through the debate hall with pallets of money. Might have gotten to $100 billion by time the debate was over.
…was an appearance by the last two living examples of the critically endangered Long Island Conservatives, rumored to be on loan to debate organizers to provide a balanced audience.
…was where in the world the Obama administration came up with the idea the Benghazi attack was in retalliation for a video that no one had even watched.
…Asians. The mainstream media hates Asians. And, they don’t care about their problems.
a candidate a majority of Americans want to vote FOR not against.
A moderator who has even a passing knowledge of balance.
interpretative dance.
the candidates’ stances on favorite pizza toppings.
a promise to find the truth on 9/11.
Mitt Romney:
“Mr. Obama, it is true that you were raised by Communists in a Muslim country and your mother left you in the care of a cross dressing Homosexual Transvestite when you were a very small child. Did your upbringing affect your worldview?”
…was a whole lotta people – including me – who watched it.
…donuts. There were no donuts. There was a whole table of them earlier in the night, then all of a sudden they were gone. Was that powdered sugar on Michelle’s face?
… was me. My sleep is more important to me than listening to and being frustrated by a thin skinned narcissistic socialist community organizer.
… Obamas claim that blacks will riot if he looses. Which he will and they won’t.
… Obama promising free phones, gasoline and housing to Ohios poor. Oh, wait, he did that already and it hasn’t helped. Never Mind!
Big Bird
Joe Biden’s teeth.
the premise that two men enter, one man leaves.
Bacon
bacon.
(And yes, I’m surprised it took this long.)
Shakes tiny fist…
The problem with Rodney Dill’s suggestion is that it would put Candy in the “Ring Girl” bikini, no?
There was a whole table full of bacon earlier in the night, then suddenly it was gone. Why were Michelle’s hands so greasy?
…the sound of one hand clapping.
. . . Animal Planet with its own panel of undecided dogs to comment.
Useful props, such as an assault weapon, one trillion dollars, a terrorist, an illegal alien (or was there?), etc.
…was the second half when they have to switch sides and argue for their opponent’s positions.
was the fake sumo wrestling contest.
…was the line, “it ain’t over ’til the fat lady stings.”
@ tomg51
That would have been impressive. Have a line of forklifts parade through the debate hall with pallets of money. Might have gotten to $100 billion by time the debate was over.
A gutsy call to drone airstrike Obama’s new enemy #1: Mitt Romney’s binder of women.
Obama’s blackberry of women.
…was the 53%.
Dogs on the green room lunch cart.
was whether it’s better to wok your dog or let him ride on top of the car.
…was an appearance by the last two living examples of the critically endangered Long Island Conservatives, rumored to be on loan to debate organizers to provide a balanced audience.
…was where in the world the Obama administration came up with the idea the Benghazi attack was in retalliation for a video that no one had even watched.
…hooker boots on Candy.
…any reference to “Strangers with Candy”
…a plan from Obama.
…free contraceptives for all women in the audience.
. . . President Chair with a leg to stand on.
. . . Porky Pig to say “bdibdibdibdibdibdi That’s all folks!”.
a tv audience.
intelligent questions.
undecided voters.
17 gwb references. there were only 16.
candy’s plastic surgeon.
candy’s erroneous statement : “black is thinning”.
candy’s muzzle.
… impartiality on the part of the moderator.
was a moderator who even pretended to be unbiased.
Most notably absent from the second debate…was an incumbent who had a realistic plan to solve the problems of this country.
Most notably absent from the second debate…were any questions from the audience not printed on White House index cards.
Candy’s stripper pole.
… was mentioning that if just one person in the audience was carrying a gun, mass murder could have been averted.
… was asking the kid if he was studying something stupid at Hofstra that has no value in the real world before asserting that education is important.
I’m sorry, am I supposed to give the straight line or are you?
….a moderator.
… was a DNA test to determine who the real father is.
… the throwing of chairs
… big burly security guards to separate the participants
. . . was instant replay, with commentary by John Madden
…was the phrase “Lllllllllllllllllleeeeeeet’s get ready to RUMBLE!!!!!!”
@Mrs C.
“Carnac the Magnificent says, ‘Two rubber bands around an egg.”
“…and the question is, “What would a bikini look like on Candy?”
…….Obama’s plan for his second term, any plan, any plan at all.
… was the popcorn!
dueling pistols.
any sign whatsoever of a fair and honest debate.
the barking dog.
… was a moderator.
If you were gonna say a bear riding a unicycle, watch it again…
Ketchup with that Meatloaf?
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