Straight Line of the Day: If Obama Is Santa Claus, His Reindeer’s Names Are…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

If Obama is Santa Claus, his reindeer’s names are…

(It’s ok if you can’t name all eight, we’ll take what you’ve got)

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  1. …Breakfast and Lunch and Dinner and Brunch, Supper and Snack and Rehydrated Emergency Pack and… wait a minute those aren’t reindeer, they’re dogs fleeing for there lives.

    (Apostic gets bacon for stating the obvious ~~~~~~~~~~~~)

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  2. #4 beat me to the punch, d@mn!t!

    Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death…along with Biggie, Tupac, Psy and Samuel L. would comprise Obamaclaus’s eight not-so-tiny reindeer of the Barackalypse.

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  3. in a rare across the aisle gesture, Obama defered the naming to Paul Ryan…..

    …jerky, stew, meatball, sausage, chili, roast, lasagna and “with cranberries”; all led by “Bambi’s mom”

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  4. …. on food stamps, on welfare, on disability, on unemployment,…..on mortgage assistance, on utility assistance, on job training, on free lunches,…
    but do you recall, the most famous freebee of alllllll…
    obamacare, the budget busting reindeer, and a very slimy nose……
    and if you ever saw it,
    would see how fast it grows…

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  5. …Lust, Greed, Sloth, Gluttony, Wrath, Envy, and Pride. -Named for the founding principles of socialism.

    …Bashful, Doc, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Sneezy, and Dopey. -Biden got to name them.

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