Straight Line of the Day: To Win Sympathy for Their Cause, Union Protesters in Michigan…
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To win sympathy for their cause, union protesters in Michigan…
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December 13th, 2012 at 12:02 pm
…beat up some baby kittens!
December 13th, 2012 at 12:05 pm
…showed footage of all those pro-job groups tearing down Union tents.
December 13th, 2012 at 12:10 pm
… claimed to be victims of racism while beating people up.
December 13th, 2012 at 12:13 pm
…showed video of their poor scratched, bruised, bloodied fists.
December 13th, 2012 at 12:13 pm
Celebrated Festivus with the ‘Airing of Grievances.’
December 13th, 2012 at 12:14 pm
…built a giant wooden badger… (which promptly fell apart due to shoddy union labor)
December 13th, 2012 at 12:15 pm
…pointed out that although they are paid to build Cadillacs they can only afford to drive Buicks.
December 13th, 2012 at 12:19 pm
Set fire to an orphanage and then explained how they could help put it out if those worthless orphans were part of the union.
December 13th, 2012 at 12:20 pm
..recounted how they were forced to use one of their 40 annual vacation days to come down and protest.
December 13th, 2012 at 12:21 pm
….blamed it all on Bush!
December 13th, 2012 at 12:31 pm
Read Vogon poetry to themselves.
December 13th, 2012 at 12:32 pm
…crawled back under a rock
December 13th, 2012 at 12:40 pm
….. declared December 13th the first annual “Work almost as if you care day”
December 13th, 2012 at 12:42 pm
..hired homeless people for 1$/day to hold signs for them
December 13th, 2012 at 12:45 pm
…promised to stop killing the Tutsis, and not just because of diminishing returns on machete sharpeners wage demands.
…ended their hunger strike and went on the Chris Christie diet.
…started wearing mom jeans and throwing their rocks like a girl.
December 13th, 2012 at 12:53 pm
are giving away a free Democratic voters guide with every busted lip!
December 13th, 2012 at 1:09 pm
…quit beating up women and let Patrick Moran smash their heads on trash cans in private.
December 13th, 2012 at 1:18 pm
. . . made sure all unionized Santas put Steven Crowder on their “naughty” list.
December 13th, 2012 at 1:20 pm
…beat up anyone who doesn’t sympathize
December 13th, 2012 at 1:35 pm
Had their spokesMAN, Vinnie Garbonzo, issue a statement that they are not a domestic terror group, associated with alquida.
December 13th, 2012 at 2:12 pm
. . . have all practiced pronouncing the phoneme represented by ‘th’ in English. Some of them nearly have it.
December 13th, 2012 at 2:47 pm
…took only one 15 minute break every hour while protesting.
December 13th, 2012 at 3:08 pm
…outsourced their protesting to illegal Mexican immigrants.
December 13th, 2012 at 3:53 pm
…began killing off all the unsympathetic people.
…promised to dance Gangnam style on the graves of their enemies.
…began showing photos of the spouses they would have to spend more time with if they lose their jobs.
December 13th, 2012 at 4:06 pm
…offer free Dental Work to those injured by their rioting. Anesthetic not covered.
December 13th, 2012 at 9:23 pm
May the uaw rest in pieces. with all their members fired because of a skill level of -0. that go’s for much of the nea also and all government employees.
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Played baby noises in front of an apartment building being refurbished by non union labor.
December 13th, 2012 at 10:26 pm
folded up their tent and faded from the scene
December 14th, 2012 at 1:49 am
…will personally inspect the structural integrity of all tents, whether you want them to or not.
…while ‘sending a message’ to a scab, will make a point to tell them to have a nice day and give them a smiley face sticker when they leave.