Straight Line of the Day: To Win Sympathy for Their Cause, Union Protesters in Michigan…

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To win sympathy for their cause, union protesters in Michigan…

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  1. …promised to stop killing the Tutsis, and not just because of diminishing returns on machete sharpeners wage demands.

    …ended their hunger strike and went on the Chris Christie diet.

    …started wearing mom jeans and throwing their rocks like a girl.

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  2. …began killing off all the unsympathetic people.

    …promised to dance Gangnam style on the graves of their enemies.

    …began showing photos of the spouses they would have to spend more time with if they lose their jobs.

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  3. May the uaw rest in pieces. with all their members fired because of a skill level of -0. that go’s for much of the nea also and all government employees.

    What was the question? Ok

    Played baby noises in front of an apartment building being refurbished by non union labor.

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  4. …will personally inspect the structural integrity of all tents, whether you want them to or not.

    …while ‘sending a message’ to a scab, will make a point to tell them to have a nice day and give them a smiley face sticker when they leave.

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