May the uaw rest in pieces. with all their members fired because of a skill level of -0. that go’s for much of the nea also and all government employees.
What was the question? Ok
Played baby noises in front of an apartment building being refurbished by non union labor.
…beat up some baby kittens!
…showed footage of all those pro-job groups tearing down Union tents.
… claimed to be victims of racism while beating people up.
…showed video of their poor scratched, bruised, bloodied fists.
Celebrated Festivus with the ‘Airing of Grievances.’
…built a giant wooden badger… (which promptly fell apart due to shoddy union labor)
…pointed out that although they are paid to build Cadillacs they can only afford to drive Buicks.
Set fire to an orphanage and then explained how they could help put it out if those worthless orphans were part of the union.
..recounted how they were forced to use one of their 40 annual vacation days to come down and protest.
….blamed it all on Bush!
Read Vogon poetry to themselves.
…crawled back under a rock
….. declared December 13th the first annual “Work almost as if you care day”
..hired homeless people for 1$/day to hold signs for them
…promised to stop killing the Tutsis, and not just because of diminishing returns on machete sharpeners wage demands.
…ended their hunger strike and went on the Chris Christie diet.
…started wearing mom jeans and throwing their rocks like a girl.
are giving away a free Democratic voters guide with every busted lip!
…quit beating up women and let Patrick Moran smash their heads on trash cans in private.
. . . made sure all unionized Santas put Steven Crowder on their “naughty” list.
…beat up anyone who doesn’t sympathize
Had their spokesMAN, Vinnie Garbonzo, issue a statement that they are not a domestic terror group, associated with alquida.
. . . have all practiced pronouncing the phoneme represented by ‘th’ in English. Some of them nearly have it.
…took only one 15 minute break every hour while protesting.
…outsourced their protesting to illegal Mexican immigrants.
…began killing off all the unsympathetic people.
…promised to dance Gangnam style on the graves of their enemies.
…began showing photos of the spouses they would have to spend more time with if they lose their jobs.
…offer free Dental Work to those injured by their rioting. Anesthetic not covered.
May the uaw rest in pieces. with all their members fired because of a skill level of -0. that go’s for much of the nea also and all government employees.
What was the question? Ok
Played baby noises in front of an apartment building being refurbished by non union labor.
folded up their tent and faded from the scene
…will personally inspect the structural integrity of all tents, whether you want them to or not.
…while ‘sending a message’ to a scab, will make a point to tell them to have a nice day and give them a smiley face sticker when they leave.