Straight Line of the Day: In Response to North Korea’s Latest Nuclear Test, Obama…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In response to North Korea’s latest nuclear test, Obama…
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February 14th, 2013 at 12:02 pm
…hit one over par on the thrid hole.
February 14th, 2013 at 12:04 pm
…bowed.
February 14th, 2013 at 12:05 pm
apologize
February 14th, 2013 at 12:08 pm
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wrotedictated a extremely strongly-worded letter of disgust… while eating a waffle.February 14th, 2013 at 12:11 pm
…sent John Kerry with a prop button that said “Reset” in Korean (but actually said “Easy”).
February 14th, 2013 at 12:13 pm
…had a hissy fit, sneezed, blew the Cocaine out of his nose and said “I feel better.”
February 14th, 2013 at 12:25 pm
…said, “We have more work to do. As I stand here today, my fundamental belief at this crossroads of history will be our defining moment. I will make Washington work for a common purpose. Therefore, I resign today and -Hey, who hijacked my telepromter?!”
February 14th, 2013 at 12:26 pm
. . . said “meow”.
February 14th, 2013 at 12:30 pm
…blamed George W. Bush.
February 14th, 2013 at 12:31 pm
…called an urgent cabinet meeting to finalize the new minimum wage proposal.
February 14th, 2013 at 12:34 pm
…said “What does it matter?”
February 14th, 2013 at 12:36 pm
Slightly off topic, but Apostic, your comment reminded me of Sarah K.’s Twitter page (I peeked) and she used the phrase “State of My Ego speech” instead of ‘State of The Union speech.’ (I think Sarah K. should get a pound of Bacon! for the notion and but also should write one of her famous guest postings here after such a long hiatus!)
February 14th, 2013 at 12:41 pm
…has offered to send them F-16′s.
February 14th, 2013 at 12:55 pm
…had the Secret Service add a layer of lead to his tinfoil hat.
…borrowed Jimmy Carter’s paper booties.
…damned his large, sensitive ears and created the Cabinet post of Secretary of Ear Plugs.
February 14th, 2013 at 12:55 pm
@12.Jimmy says: To tell the truth, I just grabbed a few top cliches from here and strung them together. I’d say it goes without sayng that Sarah K. put more thought into hers, but that’s needlessly ironic and belabors the obvious.
February 14th, 2013 at 1:00 pm
…in a slightly frustrated voice, said, “Who do they think they are? China?”
February 14th, 2013 at 1:00 pm
…pulled Joe Biden’s finger.
February 14th, 2013 at 1:02 pm
…shot some skeet. And a spaniel for dinner.
February 14th, 2013 at 1:02 pm
…called Iran to congratulate them on ripping-off our drone.
February 14th, 2013 at 1:02 pm
…started watching reruns of M*A*S*H to bone up on his foreign policy for the region.
February 14th, 2013 at 1:02 pm
…yelled at BO for making “policy” on the Oval Office carpet.
February 14th, 2013 at 1:03 pm
…said, ‘That gives me and idea… Michelle, your new nickname is Hotlips.’
February 14th, 2013 at 1:03 pm
…actually had to Wiki the phrase “nuclear non-proliferation.”
February 14th, 2013 at 1:04 pm
…authorized selling North Korea the missile technology that they now were obviously going to need.
February 14th, 2013 at 1:05 pm
…said he was gonna get him some ‘shroom cloud too,
February 14th, 2013 at 1:06 pm
…issued an executive order to encourage defense contractors to “keep an open mind” about where their technology was going.
February 14th, 2013 at 1:06 pm
…thought about who they might target with their Big Dong missile and decided Seattle and Anchorage, while closest, were out because they had too many pro-commie hippies.
February 14th, 2013 at 1:06 pm
…said to John Kerry, “Why the long face?” same as every day.
February 14th, 2013 at 1:06 pm
…opened his binder full of North Koreans.
February 14th, 2013 at 1:07 pm
…blamed Pinky and The Brain.
February 14th, 2013 at 1:07 pm
…called Eric Holder, to tell him that he had found a new country to sell things to.
February 14th, 2013 at 1:07 pm
Asked what score they got and if he could copy their answers.
February 14th, 2013 at 1:07 pm
…said, “Looks like we need Susan Rice back here to through under the bus again.”
February 14th, 2013 at 1:09 pm
…Sent Kim Jong-Un a world globe with “WASHINGTON D.C.” painted in over “MECCA”
February 14th, 2013 at 1:09 pm
…phoned the Japanese ambassador and told him not to worry because the kid has a round, boyish non-violent face.
February 14th, 2013 at 1:11 pm
…called Kim Jong Un and offered to send him what he needs most: body bags.
February 14th, 2013 at 1:13 pm
…offered to send them all of our nukes so they could be tested.
…acceded to their demand that he order drone strikes on all South Korean Gangnam style dancers.
…demanded that nuclear teachers get a pay raise.
February 14th, 2013 at 1:17 pm
…finished his waffles.
February 14th, 2013 at 1:28 pm
…went to bed followed by disappearing to Vegas the next morning. No one has heard from him. Wait… that was Benghazi…
February 14th, 2013 at 1:38 pm
…gave north korea alaska and the carrier Enterprise. then hid under the desk in his new oval office.
February 14th, 2013 at 2:01 pm
… sent the Norks the GPS coordinates to Hilary Clinton’s location.
February 14th, 2013 at 2:03 pm
…committed 10B$ to subsidize green energy in NK so they don’t need nuclear.
February 14th, 2013 at 2:24 pm
…offered to share with Kim Jong Un some of his favorite dog recipes.
February 14th, 2013 at 2:30 pm
immediately ordered the destruction of every US nuclear weapon
February 14th, 2013 at 2:31 pm
asked Valerie Jarret and Michelle if he could go play golf now.
February 14th, 2013 at 2:31 pm
… scheduled daily trips to US cities where he could give speeches denouncing Republican efforts to stop his plans for destroying America
February 14th, 2013 at 2:33 pm
…offered to play a game of “I’ll show you mine, if you’ll show me yours” and then showed his anyway.
February 14th, 2013 at 2:34 pm
… secretly dispatched his National Security Advisor to Pyonyang with an iPod of all Obama’s speeches back to fourth grade and a set of videotapes documenting the life of Barack and Michelle
February 14th, 2013 at 2:35 pm
… gave a speech telling people they shouldn’t go to Vegas, and then hopped on Air Force one and went to Vegas
February 14th, 2013 at 3:28 pm
…finally had a destination for the Intercontinental Railroad.
…said “I’m not worried, if you lie down with dogs in N. Korea you get up with dinner, just like here”.
…finally came out from under Michelle’s skirt when the CIA produced a photo of Kim Jong-un drinking what appeared to be WATER!!!!!!
February 14th, 2013 at 4:11 pm
Issued an official statement that contained those three words we all long to hear from a President: “What Me Worry?”
February 14th, 2013 at 4:42 pm
. . . denounced it all as a Republican Plot to undermine his destruction of the U. S. nuclear warheads.
February 14th, 2013 at 4:44 pm
. . . offerred to underwrite their Lead Underwear expansion project.
February 14th, 2013 at 4:44 pm
… checked off one more thing on his “to do” list.
February 14th, 2013 at 4:46 pm
… raised taxes.
February 14th, 2013 at 4:46 pm
…quickly consulted the WOPR to see if it could predict his next tee time.
February 14th, 2013 at 4:48 pm
… got all sad when someone explained it was proliferation, not a pro-life-ration.
February 14th, 2013 at 4:49 pm
… put a push-pin in his world map and went “psssh-ewwwww!” Really, this is what I think of him.
February 14th, 2013 at 4:51 pm
… got debriefed by his physical trainer.
February 14th, 2013 at 4:53 pm
… gave them a “rike” on their Facebook page. That was racist of him, wasn’t it?
February 14th, 2013 at 4:55 pm
… vowed, as Breitbart noticed (Wednesday, February 13, 2013), a swift “US Military Response To North Korea Nuke Threat” if he were president, as he did in 2003.
February 14th, 2013 at 4:59 pm
Felt Il.
February 14th, 2013 at 5:13 pm
. . . sent John Kerry to North Korea to negotiate the surrenders of both South Korea and the United States.
February 14th, 2013 at 5:15 pm
…realized his testicles had sounded the retreat.
February 14th, 2013 at 5:15 pm
In response to North Korea’s latest nuclear test, Obama…checked the internet for any anti-North Korean videos to blame it on.
February 14th, 2013 at 5:19 pm
In response to North Korea’s latest nuclear test, Obama…stated he was not surprised, Orientals always do well on tests.
February 14th, 2013 at 5:20 pm
In response to North Korea’s latest nuclear test, Obama…immediatly sent Biden to “ground zero”.
February 14th, 2013 at 5:25 pm
…told reporters that if he had a son, he would be lucky to look like Kim Jung Un.
February 14th, 2013 at 5:29 pm
…faced Mecca, prostrated himself and prayed to Allah while BO sniffed his butt.
(Okay, that wasn’t nice. But I’m not nice.)
February 14th, 2013 at 5:47 pm
……..cried like the Bi+€# that he is, but only because it was authorized by the “hottest leader on the planet”
February 14th, 2013 at 6:33 pm
…was briefed on the “nuclear option” regarding North Korea and was surprised to learn it didn’t mean U.S. disarmament.
February 14th, 2013 at 6:46 pm
. . . ducked and covered
. . . asked what his grade was
. . . asked what the problem was, thinking that North Korea was one of the fifty-seven states
February 14th, 2013 at 7:12 pm
…..wet himself.
February 14th, 2013 at 7:14 pm
…his a$$ blew a perfect ‘A’ note one octave below middle C that sounded like the beginning of a speech.
February 14th, 2013 at 7:50 pm
Wet his pants.
February 14th, 2013 at 9:02 pm
proposed a new tax, issued an executive order banning all assault rifles and then headed to Palm Beach for a well earned rest.
February 14th, 2013 at 9:13 pm
… Congratulated his Communist brothers
… Ignored it and continued pushing his leftist agenda
….wondered if they were just looking for a faster way to cook dogs
February 14th, 2013 at 9:18 pm
… Wrote an executive order mandating that everyone lean the Gangnam Style dance in preparation for welcoming our new Korean masters
February 14th, 2013 at 9:36 pm
….said “wow, you guys have crappy nukes, here have some of ours, we have way too many.”
February 14th, 2013 at 10:19 pm
Said not to worry. It wasn’t a North Korean nuke that generated the 4.9 on the Richter Scale. It was one they were testing for Iran.
February 14th, 2013 at 10:21 pm
…raised his middle finger… then stuck it up his nose.
February 15th, 2013 at 8:00 am
. . . said “are you going to finish that dog?”
February 15th, 2013 at 8:10 am
…said, “Hey, can I get some of those, too?”
February 15th, 2013 at 9:01 am
… slept through it and made it perfectly clear no one was to call him about it.
February 15th, 2013 at 2:08 pm
…had to rethink his immigration policies when informed any new Godzilla’s might not qualify for some benefits and voting rights.
April 14th, 2013 at 10:46 am
After the recent escalation in its rhetoric, the NK may have exhausted all the tricks it has in its bullying tactics.
It seems it is likely to face a situation where it would lose face when it is ignored by all others.
The international community should not resume or even consider to resume any talks with NK until it backs down by itself totally and completely.
China should reduce its trade and particularly aid with NK each time the NK plays bully, to make NK’s life more difficulty to send signals that its wayward bully will not work in its own interests but only the contrary.