Straight Line of the Day: In Response to North Korea’s Latest Nuclear Test, Obama…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

In response to North Korea’s latest nuclear test, Obama…

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  1. …said, “We have more work to do. As I stand here today, my fundamental belief at this crossroads of history will be our defining moment. I will make Washington work for a common purpose. Therefore, I resign today and -Hey, who hijacked my telepromter?!”

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  2. Slightly off topic, but Apostic, your comment reminded me of Sarah K.’s Twitter page (I peeked) and she used the phrase “State of My Ego speech” instead of ‘State of The Union speech.’ (I think Sarah K. should get a pound of Bacon! for the notion and but also should write one of her famous guest postings here after such a long hiatus!)

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  3. …had the Secret Service add a layer of lead to his tinfoil hat.

    …borrowed Jimmy Carter’s paper booties.

    …damned his large, sensitive ears and created the Cabinet post of Secretary of Ear Plugs.

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  4. @12.Jimmy says: To tell the truth, I just grabbed a few top cliches from here and strung them together. I’d say it goes without sayng that Sarah K. put more thought into hers, but that’s needlessly ironic and belabors the obvious. ūüėČ

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  5. …offered to send them all of our nukes so they could be tested.

    …acceded to their demand that he order drone strikes on all South Korean Gangnam style dancers.

    …demanded that nuclear teachers get a pay raise.

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  6. … secretly dispatched his National Security Advisor to Pyonyang with an iPod of all Obama’s speeches back to fourth grade and a set of videotapes documenting the life of Barack and Michelle

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  7. …finally had a destination for the Intercontinental Railroad.

    …said “I’m not worried, if you lie down with dogs in N. Korea you get up with dinner, just like here”.

    …finally came out from under Michelle’s skirt when the CIA produced a photo of Kim Jong-un drinking what appeared to be WATER!!!!!!

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  8. After the recent escalation in its rhetoric, the NK may have exhausted all the tricks it has in its bullying tactics.
    It seems it is likely to face a situation where it would lose face when it is ignored by all others.
    The international community should not resume or even consider to resume any talks with NK until it backs down by itself totally and completely.
    China should reduce its trade and particularly aid with NK each time the NK plays bully, to make NK’s life more difficulty to send signals that its wayward bully will not work in its own interests but only the contrary.

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