Straight Line of the Day: In Response to North Korea’s Latest Nuclear Test, Obama…

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In response to North Korea’s latest nuclear test, Obama…

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  1. …said, “We have more work to do. As I stand here today, my fundamental belief at this crossroads of history will be our defining moment. I will make Washington work for a common purpose. Therefore, I resign today and -Hey, who hijacked my telepromter?!”

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  2. Slightly off topic, but Apostic, your comment reminded me of Sarah K.’s Twitter page (I peeked) and she used the phrase “State of My Ego speech” instead of ‘State of The Union speech.’ (I think Sarah K. should get a pound of Bacon! for the notion and but also should write one of her famous guest postings here after such a long hiatus!)

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  3. …had the Secret Service add a layer of lead to his tinfoil hat.

    …borrowed Jimmy Carter’s paper booties.

    …damned his large, sensitive ears and created the Cabinet post of Secretary of Ear Plugs.

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  4. @12.Jimmy says: To tell the truth, I just grabbed a few top cliches from here and strung them together. I’d say it goes without sayng that Sarah K. put more thought into hers, but that’s needlessly ironic and belabors the obvious. ūüėČ

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  5. …issued an executive order to encourage defense contractors to “keep an open mind” about where their technology was going.

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  6. …thought about who they might target with their Big Dong missile and decided Seattle and Anchorage, while closest, were out because they had too many pro-commie hippies.

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  7. …phoned the Japanese ambassador and told him not to worry because the kid has a round, boyish non-violent face.

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  8. …offered to send them all of our nukes so they could be tested.

    …acceded to their demand that he order drone strikes on all South Korean Gangnam style dancers.

    …demanded that nuclear teachers get a pay raise.

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  9. …went to bed followed by disappearing to Vegas the next morning. No one has heard from him. Wait… that was Benghazi…

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  10. … scheduled daily trips to US cities where he could give speeches denouncing Republican efforts to stop his plans for destroying America

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  11. …offered to play a game of “I’ll show you mine, if you’ll show me yours” and then showed his anyway.

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  12. … secretly dispatched his National Security Advisor to Pyonyang with an iPod of all Obama’s speeches back to fourth grade and a set of videotapes documenting the life of Barack and Michelle

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  13. … gave a speech telling people they shouldn’t go to Vegas, and then hopped on Air Force one and went to Vegas

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  14. …finally had a destination for the Intercontinental Railroad.

    …said “I’m not worried, if you lie down with dogs in N. Korea you get up with dinner, just like here”.

    …finally came out from under Michelle’s skirt when the CIA produced a photo of Kim Jong-un drinking what appeared to be WATER!!!!!!

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  15. Issued an official statement that contained those three words we all long to hear from a President: “What Me Worry?”

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  16. … vowed, as Breitbart noticed (Wednesday, February 13, 2013), a swift “US Military Response To North Korea Nuke Threat” if he were president, as he did in 2003.

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  17. In response to North Korea’s latest nuclear test, Obama…checked the internet for any anti-North Korean videos to blame it on.

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  18. In response to North Korea’s latest nuclear test, Obama…stated he was not surprised, Orientals always do well on tests.

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  19. In response to North Korea‚Äôs latest nuclear test, Obama‚Ķimmediatly sent Biden to “ground zero”.

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  20. …faced Mecca, prostrated himself and prayed to Allah while BO sniffed his butt.

    (Okay, that wasn’t nice. But I’m not nice.)

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  21. ……..cried like the Bi+‚ā¨# that he is, but only because it was authorized by the “hottest leader on the planet”

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  22. …was briefed on the “nuclear option” regarding North Korea and was surprised to learn it didn’t mean U.S. disarmament.

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  23. . . . ducked and covered
    . . . asked what his grade was
    . . . asked what the problem was, thinking that North Korea was one of the fifty-seven states

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  24. …his a$$ blew a perfect ‘A’ note one octave below middle C that sounded like the beginning of a speech.

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  25. … Congratulated his Communist brothers

    … Ignored it and continued pushing his leftist agenda

    ….wondered if they were just looking for a faster way to cook dogs

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  26. … Wrote an executive order mandating that everyone lean the Gangnam Style dance in preparation for welcoming our new Korean masters

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  27. Said not to worry. It wasn’t a North Korean nuke that generated the 4.9 on the Richter Scale. It was one they were testing for Iran.

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  28. …had to rethink his immigration policies when informed any new Godzilla’s might not qualify for some benefits and voting rights.

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  29. After the recent escalation in its rhetoric, the NK may have exhausted all the tricks it has in its bullying tactics.
    It seems it is likely to face a situation where it would lose face when it is ignored by all others.
    The international community should not resume or even consider to resume any talks with NK until it backs down by itself totally and completely.
    China should reduce its trade and particularly aid with NK each time the NK plays bully, to make NK’s life more difficulty to send signals that its wayward bully will not work in its own interests but only the contrary.

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