About
IMAO (In My Arrogant Opinion) is a humorous blog started by me, Frank J., back on July 9th, 2002. It is a funny website that is mainly about politics because politics is funny. If you do not find this blog funny, then obviously you are reading it wrong because many other people find it funny. There may, in fact, be something wrong with you. You should have a doctor look at you to make sure it’s not fatal.
If you are not dying of a humor-inhibiting disease, then you should find much happiness from reading IMAO. A good place to start is the essay Nuke the Moon which is one of IMAO’s most popular pieces. Then you can check out what’s on the front page which is updated multiple times daily by me or the other IMAO bloggers. You can also have fun looking through the archives (listed on the right sidebar) or Google search (left sidebar) for a particular topic. There’s so much humor on IMAO that it seems extremely stupid to offer it all for free, but lucky for you we are very stupid.
Have fun!
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September 30th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Hey Frank,
My name is Adam Shepard and I wrote a book called Scratch Beginnings. I’ve been featured on The Today Show, CNN, Fox News, NPR, Christian Science Monitor, The New York Post…blah, blah, blah.
Scratch Beginnings is my rebuttal to Nickel and Dimed by Barbara Ehrenreich, a well-crafted yet inherently flawed study of the American Dream. What I did was start with $25 and the clothes on my back in a randomly chosen city out of a hat to see if, in one year, I could have $2500, a car, and a furnished apartment.
Although, I gotta tell ya, it isn’t all as though it appears on the cover.
My book is being published on Oct. 14th by HarperCollins, and I’d be happy (and honored) if you’d like to do a review on your blog. It’s a very inspirational topic, sure, but even more of a controversial one that has been receiving a wide variety of praise and criticism from people all over.
I have about 20 copies of the original self-published version sitting next to me, and I’ll send you a copy if you’d like.
Cheers!
Adam
Read the intro at http://www.scratchbeginnings.com
October 4th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Hello Frank, I just found your site today. I love it, very funny stuff. I’ll give you a plug over on OldHippie.com.
In one of the pictures on this page is a bumpersticker that says,”PitBulls for Palin”. If you had them in your store I’d buy a bunch. Again, great site brother. Cheers, Seadog
October 8th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
I can’t tell you that I’m in love with you because I’m afraid of Sarah.
But did you see this picture of the great O?
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/election-08/obama-nude/
I would not ordinarily want to humiliate someone. But we are at war. Obama is a very great threat. And American Thinker’s 9/28 post about the O as a Narcisstic Personality Disorder is absolutely right.
Given that, this photo/story will push him to (politically) self-destruct and that is what needs to Happen.
He’s already been seen blending puppies. The world needs to know him posing.
October 8th, 2008 at 9:55 pm
I should have made up a caption. Like
Yeah but it’s cold in here.
October 11th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
This seems right down your alley …
Found this on Neo-Neocon’s blog.
From The Onion:
Extreme Weather Alert: Meteorologists Predict Intensely Brisk Autumn
Experts advise that anyone venturing outdoors should be on
the lookout for extremely crunchy leaves and winds as high as 12 mph.
October 16th, 2008 at 10:41 am
How can I send excerpts from my forthcoming book on the Mexico in America’s future?
October 20th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Love the site, but is it only open a couple hours a day?
Why do I get errors 9 out of 10 times I try to come here?
d.goat.
December 2nd, 2008 at 1:26 pm
I still think this is a great site, despite not being able to leave comments.
December 8th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
My 19-year-old daughter was very naughty to tell me about this site because after I found it I stayed up till 2 a.m. reading various amusing pieces and posts.
December 18th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Your 19 year old daughter sounds like a keeper!
January 27th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
You daughter sounds HOT!!! Post Pics NOW!
January 29th, 2009 at 7:29 am
Regarding #3 JennyP says:
October 8th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
I can’t tell you that I’m in love with you because I’m afraid of Sarah.
But did you see this picture of the great O?…
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/election-08/obama-nude/
Thank you Jenny, I think I could have done with out that visual image but it brings a few absurd question to mind, ….. was the “Stallion” more popular in the saddle or on Brok back mountain?
LOL
February 4th, 2009 at 10:20 am
Poor Jenny P, Haven’t you ever heard of “photoshopping” heads on different bodies? Poor poor dear.
March 5th, 2009 at 9:54 am
cool
March 30th, 2009 at 4:20 am
Thank you Sir, for this site, it’s a refreshing break from the garbage that’s out there. I found your link on Dr. Savage’s site. I will be buying one t-shirt per month and wearing them proudly whenever i must defiled myself by having to go to sanfransicko, to visit my folks. My Pops would have a good laugh, I am still working on my my Mama. It’s time to take back OUR country from the wack jobs and commies. And in my book President Ronald Reagan IS the best President I’ve seem in my life time. Keep up the good work, “God, Guns, and Guts” is what we need more of and not hippy-assed nonsense.
Rose
April 15th, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Shepard, I didn’t know you’re a IMAO reader. I’m one of Geraghty’s engineering students; graduated last year. Pretty much everyone there think’s Obama’s some kind of saint.
July 16th, 2009 at 2:33 am
Frank,
I have nothing to say to you . . . you monkey hater, you.
July 16th, 2009 at 2:43 am
Hey! I came here to the “about” section to find out what the rules and regulations are for IMAO.
I mean, if I say $&*@, will I get banned? Or something worse? Like, turned into a robotic monkey or something?
Instead, all I find is a joke about how I need to see a doctor (as if I was insane or something) and an award granted to this site by Helen Thomas (talk about insane).
I guess there are no rules here. . .
By the way, have you seen “Ed” anywhere around here? I’ve been looking for him. Need to give him a piece of my mind!
August 28th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
ever consider the earth shattering idea that you may not be funny?
August 29th, 2009 at 9:54 pm
Have you ever considered making postcards featuring some of your material that is well suited to the format? Two that I think would work well are your Top 10 U.S. Military Slogans and Top 10 U.N. Slogans.
I already wear the shirts; I’d love to mail the postcards.
August 30th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
Hi Frank,
The link is to a song I wrote and put on video. Serious and funny at the same time? What a combination. I’d love to see it linked on your site. The words are below.
Thanks,
R.L. Carter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zoea0Py2pjg
Hey Mr. President ©2009
written by R.L. Carter
Verse
Hey Mr. President
Pelosi, Reid and Frank
You’ve mortgaged all our futures
Buying houses, cars, and banks
You ignore the Bill of Rights
While Congress claps and cheers
It’s your abuse of power
The Founding Fathers feared
For us who dare to dream
Don’t tax away our reason
If business doesn’t prosper
Than neither does this nation
You promised hope and change
But put us hopelessly in debt
Brought us bigger government
You can bet we won’t forget
Chorus
Government’s like a fire
And can lead us to disaster
It’s a dangerous servant
And a fearful master
So please Mr. President
Listen to their wisdom
From Washington and Jefferson
Lincoln down to Reagan
Verse
Hey Mr. President
The press is in your hand
They love your fancy footwork
Now they’re your biggest fans
When you speak they listen
Hang on your every word
You’ve become their super hero
While they’ve become absurd
Your programs make me dizzy
As you move at lightening speed
With Congress in your pocket
They don’t even stop to read
Give me the bill I want
Don’t let this moment pass
My vision’s too important
And my wisdom’s unsurpassed
Chorus
Government’s like a fire
And can lead us to disaster
It’s a dangerous servant
And a fearful master
So please Mr. President
Listen to their wisdom
From Washington and Jefferson
Lincoln down to Reagan
Verse
Hey Mr. President
You took a moral stand
Gave rights to our enemies
Yet on the other hand
The unborn cry for mercy
But the calls to tough for you
It’s above your pay grade
Sorry, but it’s true
You bowed our nation down
Like a subject to a king
And while others sacrifice
You apologize for nothing
You’re worried if they like us
Why is it you don’t see
That this nation under God
Is where they want to be
Chorus
Government’s like a fire
And can lead us to disaster
It’s a dangerous servant
And a fearful master
So please Mr. President
Listen to their wisdom
From Washington and Jefferson
Lincoln down to Reagan
Chorus
Government’s like a fire
And can lead us to disaster
It’s a dangerous servant
And a fearful master
So please Mr. President
Listen to their wisdom
From Washington and Jefferson
Lincoln down to Reagan
September 30th, 2009 at 2:27 pm
If you don’t like this site - you are a racist
October 9th, 2009 at 9:25 am
On the same day America bombed the Moon, the American president was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. The policies advocated on this blog have been validated.
November 7th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
I have just found heaven on earth!!!! This place is the GREATEST!!!!! Frank, I think I like you as much as I like the Great One, only you’re meaner. I Love It!!! Thanks Fred T. for twitter shout out.