It’s no fun being tolerant if there isn’t someone intolerant to feel superior to.
Good solution for low information voters: Have voting booths where you push buttons and cool things light but no vote is recorded.
*tosses birth control at a woman’s face*
“There you go, honey. Vote Democrat.”
On level 606 of Candy Crush, things really get interesting.
Why we only see negative ads in politics? “No one wants to get burgers from some John Wayne Gacy-inspired clown. Paid for by Burger King.”
“Wendy Davis will always stand up for victims. Unless they’re in a wheelchair. Or if they’re a baby.”
“Wendy Davis wears pink tennis shoes. Greg Abbott doesn’t even need shoes because he can’t walk. Vote Wendy Davis.”
“A tree would never attack Wendy Davis because she’s friends with the environment. Vote Wendy Davis.”
“Greg Abbott is confined to a wheelchair, much like the villain from X-Men, Mag-Neato. Vote Wendy Davis.”
“Do we really want someone who will refuse to stand to take the oath of office? Vote Wendy Davis.”
Didn’t know I got sent this, but here is the finals for my book cover.
My book should be in bookstores on Nov. 11th. If your bookstore doesn’t have it, ask them what the hell is wrong with them. “This is exactly why Amazon is shutting all you guys down.”
With a full-time writing job lined up and a book coming out in bookstores, I’m about ready to call myself a professional writer.
The most frustrating thing about people who rant against religion is that they think they don’t have one.
I think it would be fun to have a coffee mug that says “Not A Very Good Father.”
“My kids got me it!”
Anyone have any idea what this outlet is for? Our house built in late 70s has two of them.
Getting house ready to sell and am replacing beige outlets. Why would anyone choose beige? “I want everything to be the color of sadness.”
Okay. Googled “unknown wall outlet” and I think it may be for a connection to a rooftop TV antenna.
CONS: A nut. Not very bright.
PROS: Pink tennis shoes.
I think the reason most people look on abortion as a bad thing is that most people aren’t sociopaths.
If you want to talk about abortion as a good thing that should be celebrated, definitely avoid talking about the actual mechanics of it.
The reason people are repelled by abortions is it involves violently ripping apart a tiny human. Society will never get past that.
It would be cool if they did a biopic of Nic Cage. My idea for stunt casting for the lead: Nic Cage.
Really thrilled to see some Democrats get defeated this November. Kinda meh on seeing Republicans get elected, though.
If everything goes to plan, I’ll be moving from ID to TX week before election. Doesn’t seem proper to vote in either state.