Bush is looking for Jiang Zemin’s help in disarming North Korea. I dunno if that’s a good idea, since they’re both Commies and thus both want what’s worse for the world. Yes, North Korea is crazier and their dictator is much more funny looking, but you never trust a Red. Maybe this is just Bush’s plan to get both Jiang Zemin and Kim Jong II in the same room as part of negotiations. When he has them both alone, he’ll whip out two .45’s, yell, “You can continue your negotiations in Commie hell!” and then empty the two guns into the surprised dictators. He’ll then drop the guns, and calmly walk out of the room remarking, “I was tough, but fair.” It will make a great anecdote for his autobiography.
Archive of entries posted on 25th October 2002
Usually It’s the One with the Gun Who Gets to Ask the Questions
You know who is the best public? The American public, that’s who. According to this poll, most know that more gun control isn’t a solution to stopping a sniper. Also, despite the media’s constant attempt to make the NRA look worse than the nazis, the NRA still has a higher approval than disapproval rating. I doubt any other country is as pro-gun as America, and I bet they’d get vastly different polling results.
American Polltaker: I wish to ask you some questions about guns.
Frenchman: Ahh! Guns! Do not hurt me, American! Paris is yours!
American: No, I just wanted you to answer a poll about guns.
Frenchman: Well, I hate guns, you stupid American. I’m not some thuggish cowboy wanting to shoot at everything. We French are much more sophisticated. For instance… Ahh! An insect! Save me, American!
American: It’s just a butterfly.
Frenchman: Quick, kill it with your gun! It is your duty, American!
American: It flew off.
Frenchman: Once again my non-violent diplomacy triumphs!
First the North Koreans, Now Al Gore
Gore says we should have a stronger defense against bioterrorism, but you should hear the way he said it.
“I was a bit bitter when you denied me the presidency which is rightfully mine, but I won’t hold it against you, the American people. Oh, and by the way, you might want to strengthen your defense against bioterrorism… though it will be too late! Muh ha ha ha!”
I’m starting to believe that Al Gore is actually the supervillian Tree-Man that the police have been warning about. He looks like a man, but he has the powers and personality of a tree. Police caution that he is an extreme psychopath and should not be voted for under any circumstances.
Okay, I didn’t read the above article, but it was about Al Gore. What are the chances there would have been any important information in it?
Some Lucky South Koreans Are About to Wind Up with Beach Front Property
North Korea wants a guarantee that America won’t invade them before they are to dismantle their nukes. We won’t even give Canada that guarantee, and evil Commie North Korea wants it? And they said what caused them to nullify the Agreed Framework was Bush labeling them as part of the axis of evil. Yeah, we really feel sorry for calling them evil now that they’re threatening us with nuclear weapons. And they won’t dismantle their nuclear weapons before negotiating, as their state-run “news” agency said, “…how can the DPRK counter any attack with empty hands? Their assertion is little short of demanding the DPRK yield to pressure, which means death.” Oh, so now they think their nuclear weapons means they can take us on? Do the goddamn Commies think they can really put up a fight that will do anything other than piss us off even more? Bush better not negotiate with these people. If North Korea really wants to press its luck and not do what we tell it, then South Korea gets to be an island.