You may (or may not) have noticed that I have been blogging a bit less lately. Things are busy at work so I haven’t had much time to blog or even follow the news during the day. Luckily, other people have stuff to read, too.
Rachel Lucas points out that if you don’t want to see your baby dead, don’t kill him or her. Abortion debate ensues.
And, when someone you disagree with plummets to their death, is that funny? Emperor Misha I thinks so, my arch-nemesis Scrappleface seems to think the same, and, of course, Laurence Simon finds it funny as well, but Alex Knapp says no. As for me, I say, “Mu-hah-hah-hah!”
Finally, Kim du Toit takes the Glock down a notch. It’s a great gun, but frankly I have a lot of trouble trusting my life to plastic.

They finally took my advice and quit the stupid debate about Iraq. The House passed the resolution to give Bush the power to kill evil foreigners that he so desperately needs. Old man Byrd tried to keep debate going in the Senate, but, just as rhetoric was careening out of control, he suddenly cried, “Ahh! My hip!” and fell to the floor. The Senate then voted 75-25 to close the stupid debate and kill the bastards, with even the weasely Dashcle now on board – probably for some evil reason that will be revealed later. Now, if we still care about the U.N. (it does let other countries pretend there involved in decision making), all we have to do convince the French (who are easily intimidated) and the Russians (who are easily bought). Then all that sweet sweet Iraqi oil is ours and we can subsequently eliminate the competition by blowing up Saudi Arabia with Iraq’s WMD as we always planned. Oh, and I guess we can responsible and everything and establish some sort of democracy in the remaining rubble. Don’t tell any Europeans about all this, though; those dinks will probably just freak out.

I knew it. “Peaceful” Germany has been behind Iraq’s arming all along. Two German business men were arrested for using measures to bypass the Iraqi embargo and help Iraq build a supercannon. Yeah, a supercannon. All Saddam needs is a cat to hold in his lap as he makes demands to the world and he could be a supervillain. If we don’t act against Iraq soon, it could become a problem that only James Bond could solve. But no, Congress still needs to debate the issue as Saddam builds his supercannon and also perhaps a weather machine and a laser armed space station. I know I have been making this same point everyday, but we have to get moving; it’s not like the longer we take the nicer Saddam gets and the more kittens he saves from trees. I’m starting to wonder if the congressmen delaying the vote on war are also in cahoots… and maybe also the people who voted for them. I say arrest them all to be on the safe side.
And, if we find out that Germany has really been helping Iraq out on all this, then that’s their third strike. We break them up for good this time.