Man, I’ve been busy lately. Spent all day working yesterday, and then spent all night at Best Buy which ain’t as much fun when you’re there to pick out a washer and dryer. Anyway, here’s a whole bunch of great links since I missed doing this yesterday.
Rachel Lucas rips into the Wellstone memorial spectacle not once, but twice. But, are Republicans just as bad? Check out Daily Pundit for the debate. Plus John Hawkins scours the Democratic Underground for their opinions so you don’t have to get your own hands dirty.
Bob Owen, who’s from Minnesota, fisks an idiot criticizing the computer game America’s Army. Man, is our military cool. Not only do they kill evil foreigners, but they now also give us free computer games.
Mrs. du Toit explains an atheist Christmas.
Emperor Misha I speaks for us in his open letter to the Russian people.
Spoons believes Ted Rall is a pedophile monkey-lover. I think we should kill Ted Rall in a plane accident just like we did Wellstone.
Finally, Joshua Martin of Empire of Man goes Montanan Democrat to try and keep me out of the running for Daily Pundit’s coveted title of Most Hawkish and Blood-Hungry Blogger, of which he is currently leading in votes. Who could believe that something so noble like a contest for who is most blood thirsty could cause us all to turn against each other?
Archive of entries posted on 30th October 2002
Democrats Feast Upon the Dead
The Democrats turned Wellstone’s funeral into a political rally, as it is a surprise to no one they would use death as a political advantage. If they were hungry, they would probably also think nothing of eating Wellstone. Let this be a message to those in the Democratic party: if you are starting to lag in the polls, they will kill you. They did it to Carnahan, they did it to Wellstone, and they will do it to anyone else if they think it will help, as it is a much cleaner operation than that whole Torricelli mess.
So, you’re probably thinking, “I’m a Democrat behind in the polls. What do I do?” You re-register as Republican and then you run. You run like you’ve never ran before. You then find a safe place to hide and arm yourself. And, if you hear someone nearby bemoaning tax cuts for the rich, you load that shotgun and you better shoot to kill, because they will.
You’re So Vain, You Probably Think This Post is About You
Carnival of the Vanities is up. See the blogosphere’s best posts courtesy Bigwig.
Obey Your Thirst
Bill Quick is having a vote for most blood thirsty blog.
Laurence Simon put up a list of some of his most blood thirsty posts, so here our mine from the past month.
I coined the term “Red-Dot Diplomacy” and offered to kill Saddam at a discount rate.
I said I’d vote for any Democrat who would bitch slap Al Gore.
I suggested using the leaflets we drop on Iraqis as a means to kill them.
I called for the severe beating of North Korean Diplomats (this was before we found out they had nukes).
I appealed to trite sentiment to get us moving on attacking Iraq.
I suggested using a nuclear weapon to assassinate Saddam.
I said we should use missile defense to hold the world hostage.
I said it was okay to kill any Socialists.
My reaction to North Korea having nuclear weapons was to suggest random bombings.
I said we should invade Europe before invading Iraq.
I mused about Bush murdering the Chinese and North Korean dictators.