If They Were Any More Retarded, They Could Be France

Remember how in the movie Austin Powers Dr. Evil held the world hostage with a nuclear bomb for one “meeeeelion” dollars and was promptly laughed at. Well, North Korea could only hope to be that rational. They’re now using their nuclear weapons program as leverage to keep us from saying mean things about them. Yeah, they don’t like being called evil, so they threaten us with nuclear weapons. Dumbasses. To not send the wrong message, we should respond by saying even meaner things about them and constantly point out how funny looking their dictator is. He is really funny looking, BTW.
Why don’t we just use those 37,000 troops we have in South Korea and go take over North Korea already? They probably couldn’t muster a military force larger than eight millions, and I bet our troops are each comparable to 500 goddamn Commie soldiers who are probably half-starved anyway.

Also, The Hobbits Are Huge Isolationists

I saw an interesting article in The Guardian this morning. Simon Tisdall says that Tony Blair’s support for Bush’s war plans are hurting people’s opinion of him. Which people, you ask? The “…76% of Americans who did not vote for George Bush and oppose his Iraq war plans…” Of course, this begs the question: did Tisdall arrive at that number by including just humans in his count or also elves, leprechauns, and the notoriously liberal unicorns, as it is quite obvious that he, like many of those who oppose America and only want “dialogue and diplomacy” with terrorists, are living in a fantasy world. At least this guy put that statement in his opening paragraph so you knew right away to dismiss him as a nut. Just in case Tisdall hadn’t driven home the point that he’s a raving idiot, he later says “And then there is North Korea, which has suddenly, rather conveniently, confessed to WMD offences.” Yeah, you got us, Tisdall, North Korea is in on the plot to invade Iraq. They’re not even really Communist; they just pretend that to help us with our war mongering.
Are there enough mental health care facilities to handle all the anti-Americans, or is that a burgeoning crisis?