Annika has a stirring speech for any of you who still sit on the sidelines. Plus, she is in the running for sexiest female blogger; she gets my support.
We still need someone to host our headquarters (it’s free hits), and then we have to decide on our name and banner. Next will be a media campaign like none will have ever seen, in which the evils of the Enemy will be exposed and people will know that we control the blogosphere and thus the future.
There will be much plotting this weekend. Perhaps an e-mail list may be in an order.
BTW, here is more mockery from the Enemy. I smell fear.
I have nominated you in Alice’s Sexiest Male Blogger contest…..
But what about the anti-war bloggers. They have rights too, you know.
Peacenik smoothie anyone?
Thanks for the nom, Susie. I don’t have to pose shirtless like Aquaman, do I?
I believe all participants should be aware of the offical rules of Blog Warfare, which I will make up now:
Section 2.112.3.2 “… Any Bloggers who choose to follow a Blog General into a Blog War must formally register with a neutral party.”
About actual warefare:
Section 6.89.23.1 “… A Blog War will be conducted over a period of exactly 1 week. The Army with the highest total number of unique page views over that period will be the winner.”
And of course, the aftermath:
Section 8.234.53.55 “… The Blogs of the Losing Army must display a Image of the Enemy General’s design in a promenent position on their Home Pages of a period of 1 Week. In addition, and Losing Bloggers must write only one Blog entry for the following Day, A description of why they suck, and the Enemy General is so great. In addition, Losing Generals website will be disabled for 24 hours, and all traffic must be redirected to the Victorious General’s Website.”
There are no spoils of a Blog War, no one benefits from a war.
You fiend! What have you done to the poor innocent Annika? Release her at once from your spell!
Hmm…or we can declare war on people who put up snotty polls about us, only to have them pull a diversionary stunt by declaring war on yet another blogger. And we can drag it out until traffic ceases to grow. Or until TTLB works and we can count up our links.
🙂
Were do I sign,, I love war…how much are you paying?
So the puppy blender says “LET THIS serve as a warning to Frank J.”
And then he links to europeans.
Heh. He has europeans on his side.
PEACE — BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND
This is the first time I have republished a post, and I hope it will be the last. This really burns me up! Frank, there is still time! Frank, please! Listen to reason. Give peace a chance! PLEASE READ AND…
A New Day Dawns…..
Welcome to the blog for The Alliance!
A War Primer
The incrediblely brave (and sexy) Frank J has taken it upon himself to lead a small, rag-tag band of bloggers in resistance against the Mighty and Evil PuppyBlender. He has asked for a blog to volunteer as Command Headquarters, hence
Cows with Guns
Who is responsible for the massive North American blackout? IMAO’s Frank J. was one of the last to accuse the