As anyone who regularly read my site knows, I don’t follow the news very closely, but apparently Canada has done a first strike against America and knocked out our power grid. I say its time to show those hosiers a thing or two about power – military power!
And that’s all I have to say ’bout that.
It’s all that beer and back bacon, ‘eh?
I would guess that they have socialized medical care for their electrical system.
Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
Canada…strike us? And what will they invade us with-the Royal Canaian Mounted Police?!?
Who is watching Mexico?
Fools! We lulled you into a sense of security with 191 years of peace. Now we strike!
Yeah, but a major attack on our power grid is nothing. We’ve had operations going on in Canada for years now. Who do you think is responsible for the Sea Kings and the kajillion dollar gun registry?
Things are still on track. 🙂
Regards,
Tony
Hosiers? Is the Canadian lingerie cabal responsible for the blackout?
Texas is watching Mexico, buddy. That is why we are here. Hell, even our MEXICANS are just itching for a chance to shoot some invading Mexicans. Again.We’re the only state with a real militia (Texas Gaurd) just so we don’t have to wait for the feds to realize we are under attack to start the Ass-Whuppin.
Cows with Guns
Who is responsible for the massive North American blackout? IMAO’s Frank J. was one of the last to accuse the
Yankees need a little light to follow a hockey puck. How are they even going to find us?
You Canadians crack me up. You shall be spared!
Hey! The thing started in Ohio, jackass. I mean, no offense. I’m a huge fan, but the power outage started in Ohio. Maybe you could invade Ohio. Maybe Canada should invade Ohio. You know, if they had any military with which to invade Ohio. They’d probably be driven back by farmers with lanterns and pitchforks. Blah.
Cows with Guns
Who is responsible for the massive North American blackout? IMAO’s Frank J. was one of the last to accuse the