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  1. Dah, dis is a vundurvul idea dat Frahnk has. It vill szhow everyvun dat Ahnold is trully, da man. He is moor than just Culliforneea’s Guvinor, he vill be America’s guvinor.
    I zay dat an addendum to zis could be tomorrow as Official Tahk Like Jesse Ventura day.
    ….. ooooohhhhhh yeah, brother….. ol’ painless is waitin’ for ya… I ain’t got time to bleed

  2. Wass ist denn loss mit du?!
    Da (dah) is Russian. Ja (yah) ist Cherman, and iss vat you’re looking foah.
    This is a capital idea, Frank. I propose that, inorder to observe your proposed day, the President hold a press conference where, upon being asked a stupid question about Iraq, he turn to the guilty reporter, and say, (insert name)…remember how I said I’d kill you last? I lied. Then, he should shoot the reporter. That’s cut down on the dumb questions, I bet.

  3. So, I watched the movie Demolition Man again a day ago. Arnold wins the Governorship of California, then becomes the President of the USA after they ammend the constituiton… Which then leads to guns being outlawed, Taco Bell being the only Restaurant in creation, and sex being done with the assistance of computers.
    I feel that a dark and terrible thing has come to pass…

  4. VUNDERBAR!
    FrankenJ ist mit freund, mine bruder, more mut die little weasley-boy DeVino twin! Tank ‘ou, mine liebshen FrankenJ! Dis holiday ver really pump you up!
    Yah, a new holiday, but ve vill leef it to ze bizinen private to declare doors closed mit pay, und der LA subway ver runnin keepin vuncent ve buildin it. Der other state workers vill haf the day off, as dey haf been vorking only haf der time, anyvay.
    Oh, und I vill snapf der back uf unyvan calling me “Der Californicator!”
    Und FrankenJ…tank ‘ou fer der monkey varnings…here is a gallery of infamous tv/film monkeys!
    –Ahnuld S.

  5. BahTender! Trinks all a-round, courtesy Ahnuld!
    Ve’ll have double Sherman Shepards (shaken not stirred) vit a twist of lemon and some of those lovely Dachshund snausages…
    Yah, ve celebrate now, do’n ye know…
    Und tomorrow, ve start ter verk out!
    Ahnuld

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