Tomorrow is my blogiversary and International Link to IMAO Day, plus…
SUPER SURPRISE!!!
Until then, Michelle Malkin has an excellent takedown of one of Ted Rall’s most vile comics yet. Whoever is running Ted Rall should replace his comics with mine about space lasers.
First!
Happy blogoversary!!
To celebrate, go to the range, and shoot holes in paper targets!!
Third!!! And Frank, how about an IMW where Condi ‘straightens’ out Ted Rall!!!
Condi is way too busy trying to take over the world to be bothered with Rall. She should just sick Chomps on him:)
Frank, you should take a look at this: http://www.ucomics.com/rallcom/
Ted Rall managed to scriblle a drawing calling for Rumsfeld’s decapitation, and similar shit for Bush and his cabinet.
First time I have read Michelle, she is smart and hot. I can’t believe I said that. She is married,so I guess a married woman can be hot.
…but does she do any lesbo stuff?
John Kerry looks like a lesbo…didn’t he play Ms. Hathaway on The Beverly Hillbillies?
Frank, since I’m relativley new to your blog I was skimming some past posts and I couldn’t stop laughing at the Middle East Cycle of Violence. You are so funny, if I wasn’t getting a headache, I’d read every word today. Can’t wait till tomorrow
If you keep drawing those space-laser cartoons, I may have to build frankj.isfullofcrap.com.
Frank,
You should have a space-laser castrate Ted Rall.
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What do you mean, “space laser cartoons“?!?
Your cartoons exhibit much higher artistic values than do Ralls.
totally off topic, but had to put it somewhere. And IMAO seemed the place!
Since the whole concept of “the right” and “the left” comes from seating in the French National Assembly, and we don’t like the French anyway, why not keep “The Right” for the conservatives and go to “The Wrong” for the liberals?
I cheated. I had to do it. I put my International Link to IMAO Day link up early, but by less than 3 hours. I’m sorry but I wanted to get something up there rather than risk not having a chance to put anything up tomorrow/on time.
Tom:
I’m liking The Wrong but I hate to keep anything that is French. How about, The Superior?
What to Frank J and your Maximum Leader have in co
Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader and Frank J have something in common. Both our blogs were started on July 9th.
We’re also devilishly handsome, quick-witted, and armed to the teeth.
Carry on.
I like the new look, but the text gets cutoff. You might want to fix that.
What text gets cut off? And where, exactly?
I like the old format much better, but nothing can ruin imao.
Gah, I don’t like this new format. It’s much harder on the eyes to have black text on a white background.
Okay Wolf’s Dawn, the Superior it is! A brilliant suggestion.
Tom
Well, I don’t like the new look, but in regards to a couple of comments about text getting cut off…it appears halfway or so down the page, where the left hand side of the posts are cut off.
I note that this only occurs in the absolutely horrible IE browser, but not in standards compliant browsers such as Firefox (http://www.mozilla.com/firefox).
Also, headings show up as real headings in FireFox, but as standard text in IE.
Finaly it took me like an hour or something to find the post I wanted to link to. It was well buryied in your archive. Which Imao.us did I link to you may ask? HA! you can visit my blog and find out.
yea yea, I am a cheap traffic whore, so sue me.
Oh, no, oh, no…you know us ‘old folks’ can’t handle change. Looks like too much commie red.
AH! New layout! It looks much more professional, but how about a red, white, and blue border instead of just red. Not that plain red is bad, after all, the states going for Bush are red.
Ach! A new theme! I am so confused!
“Oh, no, oh, no…you know us ‘old folks’ can’t handle change. Looks like too much commie red.”
yeah, but you have to remember that red is also the color of commie blood.
Oh,yeah,…I remember now. Frank just got some new weapons…maybe he has just been getting in some ‘target’ practice…that’s where the blood, I mean, red, is coming from.
First off, Happy Blogiversary bro!
Tonight, I tip my Heineken keg-can to you!
I like the new site, btw.
It loads a helluva lot quicker. The layout is sorta “loud,” but surely it’s bound to grow on us.
Just keep doing what you’re doing, and all will be well.
Ohhhh…..look at the pwetty colors!!!
well, I just checked out Michelle Malkin’s site and she linked to imao. AND she’s wearing a NTM t-shirt. wow! Happy Blogiversary Frank!
Wow this looks nice. All orderly and professional.
(Why the red though?)
Happy blogiversary Frank, stay cool
-RF
gotta commend you, Frank – the new site looks awesome. much more orderly and professional. great job, and happy blogiversary.
i love it, Frank!
all you naysayers, stop the hatin’! change is good! (unless the change occurs in the White House in November, then change is bad.)
happy blogiversary, boss!
Scientists are reading the minds of monkeys!
http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99996127
How about a picture of Micheal Moore with his head cut off, with his commie blood filling in the red? Just a suggestion.
Congrats on the blogiversary!!
Ditto on all the congrats! If I had a blog you would be at the top of my bloglist and I would already be linking to you five times a day, but I don’t. As for the new site; it’s different, but not bad. We’ll get used to it. And it does load a lot faster. Good job and keep up the good work.
FRANK FRANK
By which I mean Frank J. of IMAO just turned 2 today. More specifically, his blog did. Did you know IMAO used to REALLY suck? Seriously, check it out: Hooray! A new blog! There’s lots of stuff I felt like…
Is the new layout our “super surprise”?
I had a horrible dream that Frank’s big suprise was that he has joined the Democrats and was going to be heading up Kerry’s campaign in Florida, drumming up support, starting with the monkey’s at the zoo.
Love the new look, Frank. I am, however, having problems with your blog links. Sometimes they show up, sometimes they don’t.
Brass
aaaaaieeeeeeeeee – too much red! Content layout is great though
Frank,
Michelle Malkin is modeling your “Nuke the Moon” shirt on her blog.
Way to go dude.
I love the new look! It loads MUCH faster and looks very organized. I was actually hoping that your “SUPER SURPRISE” would be that you’re now seriously dating your t-shirt babe. She’s adorable! I can’t help it… I’m always matchmaking.
Happy blogiversary (I can’t believe I said “blogiversary”)!
Quick question, were in the world are you gonna find an extension cord long enought to power your lazer?
Happy 2nd Frank. And best wishes for many more to come!
Jim
Sloop New Dawn
Galveston, TX
So this is the big surprise. All I can say is wow.
Happy Blogiversary to Frank
Since today is officially “International Link to IMAO Day” The Zoo is proud to present an overview and brief retrospective on some of our favorite Frank J. humor …
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Okay, so it’s Frank J.’s second blogiversary. That’s two years of funny IMAO goodness, folks, and it just doesn’t get much gooder, lemme tellya. Well, Frank J. asks that we link to our favorite IMAO post today in recognition of
Umm… How come every time I link to Frank, it never shows up on TrackBack?
“How about a picture of Micheal Moore with his head cut off, with his commie blood filling in the red? Just a suggestion.”
SIGpro, we’re above that. Only terrorists cut off heads. Myself being a Viking, I’m a fan of looting his home, burning it down, and raping his wife… Well actually, his wife is probably too horrible to fathom, and raping her would probably turn my soul black, leaving me a damned imp for all of eternity. How about a picture of a Viking slapping Mikey Moore in the face with the broad side of his Battle Axe… Or Thunder Hammer… Or War Mace. Or something else big that Vikings use. Leave beheading to those filthy terrorists, the only people that deserve that kind of death are the people who did it in the first place.
Ooooh instead of looting the house and setting it on fire, how about crazy gluing all the cabinets shut and putting a lock on the fridge? I think he would hate that more than anybody raping his wife
I’m partial to the idea of whalloping Moore with my Oversized Right-Wing Hammer of Doom, aka Commiebasher. But that’s just me. :o)
Way to go, Frank! I posted my link last night, because otherwise I wouldn’t be able to do it until this evening. Once again, congrats and happy blogiversary!
would that it were so, IowaSoccerMom, would that it were so.
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