Hey everybody. Just resting up in my hotel room before some conference stuff starts. Damn am I tired, too. I got up at nearly 4am ET and now have a little get together at 6pm west coast time. Plus, I just did a bunch of walking around checking out the nearby casinos and ate at the priciest food court I have ever seen.
Gambling results so far: Up $0.50
I haven’t seen the news today; did the Democrats say anything or did they wise up and stay quiet so we won’t make fun of them?
Well, I’m going to take a nap and look into it later. Since I will have internet access from my hotel room, I’ll try to do some updates each day. Got a few things brew’n in the noggin…
First!
Win big, Frank!
Check out what happened to Ann Coulter..
http://www.townhall.com/columnists/anncoulter/ac20040726.shtml
http://www.mensnewsdaily.com
I just read that Ann was replaced by Jonah Goldberg. He’s good, but he’s no Ann. Ann suggested that perhaps they thought they had hired Catherine Coulter… a romance novelist.
As for me, my personal cause is to try to get as many of us as possible to lie to pollsters when they call. Take my poll on my website…
http://www.lietothepollsters.com
Thanks,
Jim
Hmmm…is Frank there for a ‘business’ conference, or are he and SarahK going to visit one of the quickie wedding chapels? (It’d have to be quick, given that he has less than three weeks now.) LOL
yea…by an Elvis Impersonator.
The fat rhine-stone version.
Be careful when you go to those glitzy Vegas shows. I heard Sigfried just replaced Roy with a shaved monkey.
Give SarahK my best, you romantic ronin you.
CSI is my favorite show. That’s all I know about Vegas. Apparently people die there so I’ll stay here.
take it from a guy who travels a bit, it’s really gonna piss you off when you are wide awake tomorrow morning at 3:45am.
Fifty cents? Woohoo. You can buy another Hyundai!
jonag, LOL. ducky, that was too funny.
say, boss, don’t lose all our money, quit while you’re ahead!
Try Pai-Gow poker at the Gold Coast or the Imperial Palace and enjoy the conference… I couldn’t make it this year but we always meet the strangest people there.
What?!?! You mean you didn’t hear the most exciting news EVER out of the DNC? They broke the silence & made the most amazing anouncement that has wowed everyone in the country,
“John Kerry served in Viet Nam.”
Well, Te-ray-suh told a reporter to shove off. We can make fun of that! Also, Kerry is a Red Sox fan. We can definitely make fun of that. Go Yankees!
Mmmm, I want to go to Vegas and gamble like crazy, but I’m not old enough to legally gamble, so for now I’ll stick to having the boys over for hold’em tourneys.
If you need any ideas for a ring to get Sarah, go to the nearest Food Emporium and outside are those little 50 cent dispensers. You can use all your gambled earnings to buy one of those rings from those machines. Or, you can buy her a ring pop. I got one of those for my girlfriend, trust me they’re brilliant, and you can eat them.
Frank! Whatever You Do! DON’T BET THE WEBSITE!
Can I make fun of the democrats even though they haven’t done anything stupid in the past ten minutes?
The funniest thing today is seeing Kerry’s big “look at me, I’m a spaceman” grin in his powder blue space suit.
They haven’t done anything in the last ten minutes? did you miss Big Teddy’s speech just now? oy, I watched this thing last night, and just to prove me wrong tonight is worse. bleh. I’ve also decided that Dems can’t be trusted to occupy themselves for five minutes so they provide music, it’s like they have a dance party every twenty minutes.
Reed the Viking ,
They had a big recall on those rings, turns out they had lead in them, kids were getting sick sucking on them.
(50 cent machine rings, not the candy ring)
Besides frank is not a cheap bass turd, like you. Are you Frank?
SarahK wants platinum…not lead or some big obnoxious CZ ring
Monday’s ratings for the DemCon were the worst in forty years. So, don’t expect much extended coverage from the Big Three and CNN.
There’s a reallllllllllllllly funny, ghastly picture of Tar-Ay-Zahhh on the front page of Drudge, Frank.
Suggest that wait a few hours after eating to look at it!
The DNC is screaming ‘Leak!’ and ‘Smear!’ at NASA for Kerry’s Condom Man photo.
Have to agree, the funniest thing today is Kerry-the-big-blue-sperm picture. Priceless!
Rightwingduck, you are too too funny!!! http://www.rightwingduck.com
Teresa Speech: ‘With John Kerry as President, global climate change and other threats to the health of our planet will begin to be reversed’….
bwaaa hahahahahahahaa
http://drudgereport.com/dnc5.htm
O’Reily pulls out the heavy artillary.
Bout time thought Bill was going soft.
Now he needs to interview that wheel chair chaser would be veep, and pin him down shoving his finger into his chest. Figuratively of course.
http://drudgereport.com/dnc4.htm
Enjoy Vegas, Frank. But if you don’t watch it, ya might end up like Chevy Chase…actually, now that I recall, he ended up with 4 very nice cars…so nevermind. Speaking of Vegas, my parents went there once for a wedding performed by an Elvis impersonator. Those crazy Nevadaonians…
I haven’t watched any of nor read about the Dem Convention. So far it’s probably something like “Blah blah…we have great hair…blah blah…”.
I have an idea…..while we have Hillary, Jessie, Teddy and the rest in the same place, can we lock the DNC up and throw away the key!!
Rachelle-
great idea!!
or
Table for Tommy Hawk (missle that is)
Just saw the John Kerry NASA pictures…a caption comes to mind:
Trumpet blare TROJAN MAN!!!!!
Joshua, a lead ring would be fantastic! Well, a copper-jacketed lead ring anyway.
How sweet would it be to give your lady a .357 magnum hollowpoint bullet with a diamond mounted in the center, in the cusp of a polished platinum ring!?!
Hey Jim (of lietothepollsters),
I noticed that your poll result was highly biased towards the random answerers. As its self-referential nature makes this result paradoxical (assuming an even distribution), I decided to register several several votes for answering truthfully. This should bring you back closer to reality. You’re welcome. Paul
lol @ Paul
NEW ELECTRONIC VOTING SYSTEM IN FLORIDA: FLAWED… all electronic records from first widespread use of touch-screen voting in Miami-Dade County have been lost ,,, records disappeared after two computer system crashes last year, leaving no audit trail for the 2002 gubernatorial primary… Developing NYT PAGE ONE, newsroom sources… MORE
Now now Joshua, no reason to call me names. I’m not cheap, I’m just inventive in the ways that I could use 50 cents that I won gambling. Just because you’re not a creative genious like a certain Viking named Reed, doesn’t mean you have to name-call.
lol…sorry reed
Did yoo see this thing? What the heck is it? Looks like a hyena
http://www.thewbalchannel.com/news/3545312/detail.html?z=dp&dpswid=1946268&dppid=68757
Frank in Vegas
Just saw that Frank made it okay on his trip. But the better part of this is hearing… I’ll try to do some updates each day. Got a few things brew’n in the noggin…
Oh goody. This is one guy whose humor is truly enviable. Take your time to do it…
Now I think the medical industry has way too much free time.
http://www.purewatergazette.net/penis.html
Anne Coulter was interviewed by O’Reilly today… great interview… and btw, the papre is replacing her with Fat Bastar… I mean Michael Moore
Didn’t you know that they are the same person?http://scarlettear.bravehost.com/myPictures/Michael%20Moore%20AKA%20Fat%20Bastard.jpg
By the way, I found this site a while ago, but I’m kind of shy so I haven’t commented (until now). I’ve become a huge fan of IMAO, and you guys crack me up!
Remember, roulette is a lot like politics…
If you place your money on republican red, you get a chance to become rich.
But if you place your money on democratic blue, you’re certain to lose; because the democrats don’t like it when people become wealthy
…but mostly because there is no blue on the wheel.
oh, hey, I just realized Frank’s current winnings (39 dollars and some change) could pay for my wedding ring twice! ha ha haaaa, good luck finding one. who says antique stores are full of junk?
Didn’t Chevy Chase (His sun Rusty actually won it IIRC) get a Hummer (H1)? Hubba Hubba Dubba Dubba – Now there’s a vehicle! Go for it, Frank!
Speaking of which, I live about 5 minutes from the Hummer plant. It is cool to see all the H1, H2, and soon to be H3’s in mass. It just makes me smile.
Frank:
What you didn’t see the picture of Hanoi John at NASA? Talk about a picture that is just begging for a caption contest! Today, the Kerry Kool-Aid campain staff is saying that the picture was leaked! That’s how funny it is; a think John F@#$@#$ Kerry just had his Dukakius (sp) moment. Caption contest, caption contest!!
I heart caption contests
Joshua,
That is the weirdest looking creature I’ve ever seen! That is crazy! I wonder what it tastes like :D.
No, but seriously, what is that thing? Thank you for showing it to me, now I shall post about it.
Reed,
there’s been an update to the creature feature…
http://www.thewbalchannel.com/news/3558698/detail.html
Scott-
Yeah, it was Rusty. “I put a dollar in, I got a car, I put a dollar in, I got a car…”
He got a Hummer, and I think one of them was a Jaguar…
I would have to say that the H1 is superior to the H2. My uncle drove into a ditch and it couldn’t get out…