Humor Delayed is Humor Denied

I’m hearing that my webpage is now taking especially long to load (and it may have to do with the SP2 Windows update). Any ideas to tracing what exactly is slowing it the most?
UPDATE: I temporaily removed one of the blogrolls to see if that will make my site faster.

45 Comments

  1. Frank,
    I was thinking it was a Windows problem in general – I use 2000 at work, and it’s sloooowwww there too. I mean, not that I’m reading from work or anything. Just ran a check with Mozilla Firefox, however, and you’re not setting any speed records there, either. Check with Lee at right-thinking; I recall he had a similar problem not that long ago. Unfortunately, it appears he took the search feature off his site, so I can’t find the problem/solution.

  2. I’m not using Windows. Its the blogroll, its hanging on a variety of blogs tonight.
    I’m sure it’s just a distraction to keep people from noticing that Dan Rather is basing his entire career from this point forward on “fake, but accurate” documents.
    Or something.

  3. Ah Ha! It’s not jus’ me! I mentioned this a month or so ago to you Frank, but I’m stuck w/dial up where I live. Other blogs (not that I read them, of course) take 1/4 the time, minimum. Even at work with a T1, it’s the loooongest loading site I visit. On the bright side, it gives me time to go get an IPA while I’m waiting. But sorry, I haven’t a clue why!

  4. What server technology are you using? It hangs when it’s loading the dynamic content in the middle column, and it’s not hanging on my computer, since there’s no network traffic and no processor usage while it’s hanging, so it’s the server or the code on the server side. If your page uses PHP I can look at the code for you.

  5. Second SarahK here, it is TTLB. Every site I’ve been on today with TTLB links has been s-l-o-o-o-o-w, and the little message at the bottom of Mozilla says, “waiting for TTLB to crank it up!” or something like that. 🙂

  6. Hey Francesco, when are you leaving eurokistan and coming to visit us here in the great US of A? And which country are you in, Spain? Italy? Italy rocks. I am going there for vacation some day. ) If you are not Italian, sorry. I would also visit Spain, as a belated thank you to Anzar. Frank, when are we going to have cruises and stuff like over at NRO? We could visit Francesco in whatever country he’s in! Wearing NTM t-shirts would be like our dress code, and we could have a good time causing all the Euroweenies to have heart attacks at our Nuke the Mooniness!

  7. Its that near-half-a-megabyte random quote javascript. The thing is damn near 500K in size. Javascripts are run client side, so visitor’s browsers have to download it to run it (except if its in their cache from a recent visit, making the site appear to load faster then).

  8. “Hey Francesco, when are you leaving eurokistan and coming to visit us here in the great US of A?”
    Did it once. Don’t know when I’ll be able to afford it again…
    besides, Italy (my country) needs eeevil rightwingin’ capitalistic patriots a lot more than the US does right now.
    So I’m staying, who knows, maybe Berlusconi can turn this goddamn socialist country in a US-style democracy. He’ll sure have a lot harder time of it with one less vote.
    And Aznar stole Berlusconi’s electoral platform! Ner ner ner ner.
    “Frank, when are we going to have cruises and stuff like over at NRO? We could visit Francesco in whatever country he’s in!”
    Ha! That I’d LOVE to see. We could organize our own peace (through superior firepower rally). Bring extra shirts to sell, tho, one each is mine.

  9. A: Your “random quote of the day” isn’t overly long, but just because it’s dynamic will make it take longer. Maybe chop where it can select from, or just handpic it yourself?
    B: your page is HUGE. my scroll bar is only 3mm big! chop off old stuff more often and throw it in the archives to help.

  10. Loading much faster now than last week. But I am too ignorant to speculate about things like blog rolls java scripts, or random quote generators. Just reporting that, when SP2 was installed last week there did seem to be a correlation with the blog suddenly going really slow. No changes on my end since then, but page loads faster now. So whatever you did was a good thing.

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