Have you see what Moveon.org’s latest target? It’s Gallup. Yeah, the pollster. They’re attacking the pollster because it is projecting Bush ahead… like every other scientific poll.
Have these guys mated with African bees or something? I mean, they’re like feral beasts attacking everything that moves now. If they get this panicked going into the election, what happens when Bush wins? Will the MoveOn.org people become like the killer zombie in 28 Days, savagely attacking everyone they see?
Probably.
On November 2nd, vote and then remember to pick up some shotgun shells on the way home.
good advice.
oh and first.
I don’t understand why democrats think they are mentally superior. Maybe they’re like somebody I used to work with. He said the reason he screwed up so much was that he was so smart that every day thinks were too simple for him to understand.
It’s so nice not to be superior.
That should have been things instead of thinks – but maybe it’s the same thing. They obviously don’t think like most of us.
Oh, and I was second.
Your polotics have the intellectual merit of a booger. What’s with you Francis? You are not mighty, you are sans mighty. You are Francis Sans Mighty. You think you know war? I AM INTERNET WAR. I’ve eaten bigger shlogs than you, pooped them out, then resculpted them in my image. I f***ed a tiger on top of a mountain, then I tore out it’s throat with my teeth, then I ate it. Then I pooed it, then I f***ed it again. THESE ARE THE WAYS OF WAR, YOU STUPID PEICE OF SANS MIGHTY SHIT!!
Dang! Toby spells worse than you, FrankJ.
When Bush wins, they’re going to become brain-eating zombies (like on the Simpsons!), trying to replace the brains they lost long, long ago.
Wolverines without the charm.
Toby the worm-humper needs to take his meds. Like right now.
No kidding!!!!!
put him back on the cell block with no internet access please!!!!!!!
Adam
First to say third.
i’d bet all my money that if bush wins, moveon.org will be making up a conspiracy as to how he won, unable to accept that kerry is a “goober” to put it nicely
http://www.johannhari.com/archive/article.php?id=450
If Bush wins, we will see an amry of zombie lawyers, marching to and fro from their offices to the court rooms, chanting something like “THEY CHEATED!” That’s where Sosors will sink the rest of his fortune, is in lawyers paockets (wait! maybe the lawyers really planned this, so they could take all his money!) (GEORGE! RUN! IT’S A LEGAL ENTANGLEMENT!)
On top of that, to get serious, stand by for the “judges” who like to pitch the law books over their shoulders and do what ever pleases them (or their voting constituency). It’s really gonna suck if some black robed ideologues tell us “we didn’t know what we were doing” when we voted, so they have to set it straight. Don’t laugh, there’s a quote from one of Souter’s decisions saying something like “the Founding Fathers didn’t really understand what they meant.” Kool…maybe he ate their long dessicated brains and gained perfect knowledge!
and for toby (notice small “t”for small minded man): funny fantasy, but the tiger would have had you for a meal in a few bites, so quit hallucinating and get back to work…or draw us a stick figure cartoon and we’ll judge who is mightier!
Thanks for subjecting your eyes to that bile and filth for me so I don’t have to Frank J.
Thats the most he-f***in-larious thing I read all day.
Next moveon will claim that because Bubba dosn’t support Kerry, he’s part of the VRWC
oops! Soros…sorry for typing like a drunken monkey, but I don’t drink! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
I think toby played D&D too much as a kid….and maybe I should re-think my resistence to the arguement that D&D was bad….:)
Hey toby, I once did it with a bucket of KFC, then ate all the chicken. Didn’t feel any bigger doin it, but I was stalked by Michael Moore for two weeks afterwards…
Make sure to show your support for all things right by sending a whilte, plasic protective helme to the fine mongoloids at Moveon.org…
I’m sorry. That was wrong of me. Associating special needs kids with Moveon.org would make the special needs kidss look bad…
D&D is not to blame. I have been playing for about 25 years now. Of course, I am now 34, still in college with no job. NO WAIT! It’s not like it sounds. I was an engineer, got laid off in the dot com bubble burst, and now am in law school. And I play D&D.
That said, it is always a good idea to stop on the way home to pick up some more shotgun shells. I prefer #4 Buck for average zombies, but OOO or even deer slugs are the thing when the zombies are wearing heavy armor. But remember that zombies are immune to critical hits, so instead of doing the traditional two to the chest, one to the head, you should try to blow off limbs to hamper their movement. A good heavy sword is also good for this.
how do the liberals create so many new ways to foam at the mouth?
Given the number of typos in Tobias the Dragonslayer’s post, it’s clear that he meant to say:
I can’t understand how this is something to brag about, but then, I can’t understand muckadoos in general, anyhow.
MoveOn is full of Tobias the Dragonslayers (schlong eaters). Did you notice the last sentence claiming that the Gallup Poll’s Father is an evil Christian?
Memo to MoveOn and the rest of the mindless left-wing establishment: Gallup’s dad is retired from the poll business and has been for quite some time. But thanks for finding any way to bash Christians at will.
Yes – moving zombie targets to run them over with my SUV – and I won’t have to drive, since all SUV’s take control and drive themselves. Finally!
News Reporter: Several former moveon.org supporters – now turned into brain hungry zombies, moved towards Elkhart from the banishment zone in South Bend. As I look into the fenced off area, there are more converging all the time…… oph no, they are through the fence, I better get out of here!
Hold on, there are a lot of vehicles driving right towards the zomkbie hoard – a black Chevy Tahoe, with overs right behind him, all earth destroying SUV’s!
(SUV’s drive by scared reporter)
Reporter: Oh my – zombie parts are flying everywhere, the carnage is horrid, the remaining zombies are running away!!!
I better get out of here to look at my secret picture files of Melinda Hawkish…. ah I mean to get back to the studio to file my report.
Sheesh Scott – maybe you need to take meds.
Wouldn’t hurt. : )
Kinda OT but (this could be fun!)
georgewbush.com is having a live debate facts feed during the debates-
“Each time John Kerry says something false or inaccurate during the debates, the live feed will be updated instantly with the facts.”
Ooooh the potential rubbing hands in anticipation🙂
The biggest troouble this election will not be clowns like Soros. It will be massive vote fraud. Democrats commit it as standard procedure, but this round it will be at historic levels.
They’re already setting it up with their “voter registration” drives that will give them mountains of unprocessed registrations at poll time to use as “evidence” of uncounted DNC “votes”.
Mark my words.
It’s underway now.
Tobias the Dragonslayer slays more than just tigers with his mighty dong. Pumas, giraffes, wilderbeasts, dragons and even right wing gun molesters. And like he says, he eats and then poops them out and sculpts them in his own image. It’s true. They look just like him.
Frank Sans Might is no match for such a formidable frog warrier. Right now he is in the corner playing with his poopy, muttering incoherencies, paralysed with fear. Your hero is a false idol. Acknowledge the power of the frog chief.
Spetiam – he did not mean shlong. Shlog means shit blog. However, you are correct. He has been known to tuck into a shlong after smiting an unworthy prey.
That was the point I was going to make. Shlog = Piece o’ shit blog.
QUALITY CONTROL RULES AND THE GOOD FLAME IS HERE!!!!!!
Ohh, I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time.
Maybe I WILL go back to Cabella’s and buy that shotgun I’ve been looking at after all…
28 Days? Wasn’t that the movie with Sandra Bullock, where she was an alcoholic and druggy and went in recovery?
Come to think of it, MoveOn.org people do act like there jonesing or something, what with all their paranoia, hostility and hallucinations.
I wouldn’t wait until AFTER work on 11/2. Might be pretty hairy by then already.
Spetiam – he did not mean shlong. Shlog means shit blog.
Yes, I figured as much. I just felt the joke had to be made.
Spetiam makes all the sense of a spider catching a human in it’s web and eating said human. What a f***ing retard. I have not the time to respond to it’s nonsense other than to say that you posess the brains God gave a fart.
Toby, lay off the ‘shrooms.