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  1. The cops haven’t released the name because they have not positively Id’d the body? His wife was hiking just in front of him when he fell. How many fresh bodies are there right below where this guy took the plunge? Are they all dressed like her husband?
    Do they have dozens to go through?
    “Is this him M’am?”
    “I am not sure. That is what harold was wearing, and this is the place he fell but…do you have any more for me to look at?”

  2. They should look into the wife and see if she has any lovers. Could be a murder…
    Wife: “Honey, come here. Look over the edge. It’s amazing!”
    Husband: “What is it dear?”
    push
    Husband: Ahhhhhhhhhh! I’ll get my- SMACK
    After the cops leave and stuff,El Murdero comes up and sweeps her off her feet, and they go riding off into the sunset.

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