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  6. Know Thy Enemy: God (for all them ACLU folks out there)
    Know Thy Enemy: Scrappleface
    Know Thy Enemy: HAARP and Nasa’s array of earthquake causing satelites for the oil industry to take advantage of populated oil fields
    Know Thy Enemy: Moving
    Know Thy Enemy: Ted Kennedy

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  8. Know Thy Enemy: The Common Cold
    Know Thy Enemy: Hollywood/Rock Star Political Activists
    Know Thy Enemy: “Spam”
    I think a “Confirmation Hearing” “Know Thy Enemy” would be hilarious. I sure a democratic senator could get Aquaman to cry, and if held underwater for his sake, maybe a few of the older senators with decreased lung capacity would wrinkle up and drown. (Yes, it would be hard to see tears underwater and Robert (KKK) Byrd is wrinkly already, so just the drowning part would be good)

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  16. Know Thy Enemy: Moveon.org
    Know thy Enemy: The Democratic Underground
    Know Thy Enemy: Fox News
    Know Thy Enemy: Dick Cheney
    Know Thy Enemy: North Korea
    Know Thy Enemy: Iran
    Know Thy Enemy: Syria
    Know Thy Enemy: Home and Garden Television
    Know Thy Enemy: The Puppy Blender
    Know Thy Enemy: The New York Times
    Granted, several of these are decidedly NOT our enemy, but they could still be fun to write about.

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  26. Your next Know Thy Enemy is totally obvious. Check out the comments in sarahk’s blog.
    Know Thy Enemy: Catholics
    Catholics are so mean and they continue to insist that you actually attend Mass rather than a protestant “service”.
    That is definitely your next Know Thy Enemy.

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  33. In a fight between a Confirmation Hearing and Aquaman, the Democratic Senators would win because Aquaman has no experience at actually killing anyone underwater.
    KTE: vegans
    KTE: Frank J
    KTE: pixies
    KTE: guys named Viktor in the Ukraine

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  37. Quick Ideas for Know Thy Enemy:
    Atkins Diet
    Reality Shows
    Kim Jong Il
    Creationists
    Democratic National Committee
    Richard Simmons
    Dr.Phil
    The IRS
    Ashlee Simpson
    Boy Bands (ALL of them)
    NAACP
    The Onion (which is increasingly liberal and unfunny)
    George Soros
    Barbara Boxer
    –Just a minutes worth of ideas–

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  38. Pirates!
    There are many kinds of pirates.
    The mean, kill ’em all ’till the blood runs from the scuppers types.
    The cheery, loud types who drink a lot, swap stories and yell YARR! a lot.
    Finally, the types that try to offer you stolen music. Stupid commie pirates! Off to gitmo with you!

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    1. The minority party (Democrats)
    2. John McCain (RINO Prime)
    3. Ann Coulter – she’s not really an enemy but this would give you a great excuse to use the words “Ann Coulter” and “black leather mini-skirt” in the same sentence a whole buncha times!
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  52. Frank:
    How about trashing the left-wing media and the commie pinko Democrats still nauseating the airwaves with their left-wing garbage. These fruitcakes are the MINORITY now, but the way they’ve been played up in media during the Gonzales and Rice hearings is contemptible. I listen to NPR on the way to work in the morning. They devote 15-20 minutes at a time to Kennedy and Boxer and Kerry and Biden demagoging about one thing or another. Who cares what these obnoxious liberals think! They are the MINORITY (and they are a-holes.) Where’s the equal coverage? Where’s the coverage of Republican senators pointing out how well-qualified, intelligent, decent and good these people are? Sixty-two million people said, “Uh, John Kerry can shut up now.” The media didn’t get that part of the election result.
    Regards….

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  53. Know Thy Enemy: Computers
    If Aquaman fought a computer he would be electrocuted when his electronic enemy hit the water; however, it would be a Pyrrhic victory because the computer would be shorted out and useless to itself afterwards.
    Thanks for a morning laugh!

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  64. “”careful though…one typo and you start the all new KNOW THY ENEMA storyline. “”
    Of course.. the mighty LETTERMAN!!!
    He could turn Aquaman.. into the Aquaban (and nearly did at one clueless town in California)
    Dr. Rice could end up as Dr. Dice (and win a fortune at Atlantic City)

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