What do men want? Why in the world would anyone ask that question? That’s like asking what do dogs want.
“Do you want a treat? Do you want a treat? Of course you do!”
No need to make the simple complex. Of course, what we want, what we get, and what we need are often separate things.
to be first……
what we want
and what we need
has been confused
beeiyiin confyuused…
R.E.M.
All I want is pie.
all I want is what I have coming to me…All I want is my fair share
Careful what you ask for…
“I want it all
and I want it now”
QUEEN
Miracle CD
Faster horses,
Younger women,
Older whiskey,
More money.
“I want that star!
I want it now!
I want it all and I don’t care how!”
Metallica, King Nothing
what we want:
1. free guns
2. free ammo
3. free food
4. free chicks
what we need:
1. free food
2. free chicks
3. free ammo
4. free guns
what we get:
1. cheap psuedo-food (fast food isnt real food)
2. $$$EXPENSIVE$$$ chicks
(Army:)
3. used and/or under-caliber guns
4. free ammo
(civilians:)
3. over-priced guns
4. over-pricd ammo
Correct Answer: “Just you, dear.”
Hey Exile! I got pie! The best pumpkin pie in the world!
I want the works
I want the whole works
Presents and prizes and sweets and surprises
Of all shapes and sizes
And now
Don’t care how
I want it now
Don’t care how
I want it now
– V. Salt, O. Loompa
Clearly, Lars Ulrich was a Willy Wonka fan.
Not a woman who gets shitfaced and slurs, “your mother’s gonna love me!”
“But Daddy, I want an Ooompa Loompa NOW!”
“I don’t want the world,
I just want your half.”
— They Might Be Giants, “Ana Ng”
Someone who thinks her biggest selling point is “I can be a real bitch.”
Duh
I’d go for the box-set of the Simpsons, season two. Or, Family Guy season one would be cool. If you can’t find it, some Pez will do. Or, a sixer of Hefeweizen.
Dual .45s
I just don’t know WHICH one to buy for my second .45
Frank J. has dual .45s
DAMN YOU FRNAK!
A bigger gun safe.
A good cup of coffee.
A good Ford Truck.
And a good Coon Dog.
And a Model 870 12 gauge would be nice but I’ll hold on to my Mossberg for now….
I want all of your money. Now.
No, seriously.
You don’t have any?
Um, well, here’s a penny. OK?
I can’t believe that anyone even needs to ask that question.
I want that girl in the picture to the right of the article. Wait, that’s Frank’s…never mind.
“…what you want, baby I got it
What you need, mmm, you know I got it…”
Is this a trick question??
Confederate Yankee gets the gold star.
we want the world and we want it….
now?
NOW!!!!!!
Jim Morrison, “When The Music’s Over”
Frank, I’ve never seen it summed up so succinctly before. That’s hilarious!
I think I’d like some world peace. /beauty pagent bimbo voice
Ooops. Nevermind.
I don’t want peace with our enemies. Rather, I’ll take victory over them.
Then I could have a big pile of terrorist skulls, just like Frank.
What good is it for a man to gain the world if he loses his soul in the process?
With that said I want osama bin laden pumped full of lead to the point just before he dies and then have him Resuscitated and then beat him with a bat resuscitated again and thenpumped full of lead again and repeat as nescessary, or any other Excruciating things one can think to do to make him pay…
I would also like a t-shirt babe like Sarah K.
shakes fist
I want bourbon
I want scotch
I want beer
or
“All I want is what’s comin to me Chico, the world and everything in it”
“You can’t always get what you want. But if you try sometimes, you just might find, you get what you need.”
– Rolling Stones
As for myself:
1. World peace (e.g. a buncha dead terrorists)
2. Good coffee.
3. Good cigars.
4. The head of Diego Garcia.
5. A woman who gives me unconditional love, respects me, supports me, would do anything for me and doesn’t answer to the name of “Mom”
I want Kelly Bundy
I need June Cleaver
I got Edith Bunker
Where is a nice tall building?
I have long maintained that these are the greatest things in life:
1. Beer
2. Guns
3. Poontang (you might use “a good woman” or even “love”)
4. Bacon-Double-Cheeseburgers
5. Air-Conditioning
The order/nomenclature might change, depending on circumstances. (especially if those circumstances include your “good woman” listening)
Money for nothing and chicks for free — Dire Straits
One burbon, one scotch, one beer — GT and the Delaware Destroyers
A Red Ryder Lever Action BB gun with with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time…Ralphie
I choose … I choose … both!!!
Towelie
South Park
Seriously though, I just want to be left alone. Especially during football games. Maybe that is why I’m not married anymore? Nah, couldn’t be.
I need to drink booze from the hollowed-out skulls of my enemies.
I’m open to suggestions as to what sort of booze is most appropriate.
A nuanced person might find some subtle hint to sarahk in that post. Fortunately for her, men aren’t subtle.
Boobies.
“I want to decide who lives and who dies”-Crow, MST3k
I want to know why Carmen San Diego and Waldo disappeared around the same time. My five-year-old thinks it’s simply for her personal entertainment but I think there’s more to it.
“The hat. I want the hat.”
— I can’t remember the movie, but I can see the scene: The bad guys are driving a van and an old man is walking across the street, wearing a hat. So they run him over so the villain can get the hat.
I want a good nights sleep.
Conan! What is best in life?
“Crush your enemy – see them driven before you… and to hear the lamentation of their women.”
Arnold! What is best in life?
Crush your enemy – see them driven before you…and to hear the lamentation of the girly-men!
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What I want is for all Internet porn hucksters to be rounded up and sent to France. It would bankrupt them, since the French seem to walk around nekkid a lot, and why pay for it when you can just look out the window.
Then, once they’re all bankrupt, we burn the place down. France, I mean. Burn it. To the ground. Then burn it again, just to be sure they don’t do a night of the living dead kind of thing. Then air drop kerosene and give it a go one more time.
Then cover it with sand and stir the ashes to make sure its out.