I liked this idea spacemonkey had yesterday. In the comments here, discuss whatever you want and post links. Who will be the first to get the ball rolling?
And don’t just say, “First!”
Here’s something for you:
Remember Jeff Gannon, the Talon News reporter that liberal bloggers and MSM types said wasn’t a “real” journalist (and got in trouble becuase of a few web sites he owned)?
Turns out he has better journalistic credentials than many of his critics.
And if you want funny, I have a thread where Gannon mocks Oliver Willis for staring at nudie pictures.
Sorry Frank J., but that’s all the self-serving, reader-leaching comment spam I have right now.
I want Frank to read the bible again. Everyday my 13 year old son comes home from school asking has Frank read the bible. Come on Frank you are the only bible education my son is getting. WE are Catholic and therefore never read the bible. Before you stained glass windows provided me with my bible education.
The post that I remember getting the biggest response was Best Movie Lines. If picking a category like comedy, war movies, farces of the left, whatever, would narrow the focus it might be more interesting as an occasional feature.
Airheads: after taking control of a radio station, the fearless leader of the gang proclaims to the DJ:
“All I’m saying is, We want to be heard!”
“OK, you’re on the air. What do you want to say?” – DJ
“I dunno.”
You missed celebrating International Woman’s Day. A Swedish friend sent me this link
Caution nude women with bunny ears playing musical instruments honoring International Woman’s Day.
I thought that this was going to be just like on Kos! But nobody has typed Bushitler! or asserted that Bush lied! People died! or even mentioned Dick Cheney!
I’m so disappointed.
On the other hand, “The Happy Bunny Song” has joined “Proud to Be a Moose”, “Place in the Choir”, “Four Wet Pigs”, and my own “No Hard Felines” among my favorite animal songs.
The Shield starts in a few days. Woohoo!
I was trying to think of what might happen. The only prediction I have is that Mara is faking being pregnant.
My dog also made several predictions, though they all seem to involve increasing the roll of drug dogs on the show: Pluto’s Predictions
Hrm, Michael, you’ve got an interesting idea.
We could all try to raise enough money to transport a mountain to Florida for Sarah K. I’m sure Frank has enough room for one in his backyard or something.
Think about it, a few weeks of ‘Nuke the moon’ t-shirt sales and Frank could probably convince them to ship over some mountain from Colorado, Lord knows they’ve got a lot of them.
Or he could get one of those volcanos from hawaii, then he’s got a mountain (sorta) for Sarah K, and a really bitching place to conduct his VRWC meetings from.
I mean who doesn’t want a base in a volcano?
Hey, if you get any more like Kos, you might implement the Kossack tactic of deleting the accounts and threads of posters who don’t tow the Official Party Line (which I think, for IMAO, is best expressed in the Happy Bunny Song).
Less like Kos is always better. Be like the Bunny…be like the Bunny.
“What, you actually want him to show up?”
Of course! There might be an evil fish ninja there and Frank might need a translator!
On second thoughts, maybe the gang will be better off without him 😛
I had an idea to chip away at the democrat’s support base, by inducing some of the green freaks to vote republican. We can do this by introducing ECO-FRIENDLY torture techniques in detainment centers used to incarcerate terrorism suspects. Instead of using traditional methods such as beatings, thumbscrews, and forced sex with Lindsey Englund, we put suspected terrorists in a cage with the two testicle-eating chimps that were in the news a while back. They don’t get out ’till they start talking. It would be both effective AND environmentally safe.
I would like to open a discussion regarding… Getting Frank to start up his “Frank reads the Bible” posts again. That is some of the funniest stuff I have read in a long time… and then it just stopped.
In the beginning, God said, “Let there be light!”
And blinded the poor suckers…
Really.
::grins::
Questions for Frank J to address:
Whom did Adam and Eve’s sons marry?
What kind of fish swallowed Jonah? And where did he get water to drink on his voyage? Or oxygen, for that matter? (I don’t believe that the stomach is considered an oxygen rich environment, but I may be wrong…)
When did Jeremiah get promoted from prophet to bullfrog?
Has anyone figured out how Jesus turned water into wine? I want a patent on that process.
Why would God care if we asked these questions?
Caz
What’s the big deal about being first?
first dang it!
so… i guess we could always talk about the weather…?
Man, i don’t want a thread. I want Frank funny. It’s the least you can do before I take my genetics test.
Liberal_Beater,
I gave you funny in the previous post?! What more do you want from me?! Blood?!
Here’s something for you:
Remember Jeff Gannon, the Talon News reporter that liberal bloggers and MSM types said wasn’t a “real” journalist (and got in trouble becuase of a few web sites he owned)?
Turns out he has better journalistic credentials than many of his critics.
Yes, some blood would be nice.
I prefer hippy.
Chateau de Berkeley ’67 has such a nice bouquet when splattered across a cluebat.
And if you want funny, I have a thread where Gannon mocks Oliver Willis for staring at nudie pictures.
Sorry Frank J., but that’s all the self-serving, reader-leaching comment spam I have right now.
I want Frank to read the bible again. Everyday my 13 year old son comes home from school asking has Frank read the bible. Come on Frank you are the only bible education my son is getting. WE are Catholic and therefore never read the bible. Before you stained glass windows provided me with my bible education.
That girl over there is cute. If I were much of a t-shirt buyer, I’d certainly spring for one based on her excellent uh salesmanship.
What is the significance of this image? Is is a case of unfortunate scripting, or does it confirm suspicions that many have had for years? Discuss.
I wear pants, almost daily.
Open threads are cool. Drafty even!
Topic:
The implications of post-industrial simian fecal balistics and its interaction with partitioned wildlife stewards.
The post that I remember getting the biggest response was Best Movie Lines. If picking a category like comedy, war movies, farces of the left, whatever, would narrow the focus it might be more interesting as an occasional feature.
Airheads: after taking control of a radio station, the fearless leader of the gang proclaims to the DJ:
“All I’m saying is, We want to be heard!”
“OK, you’re on the air. What do you want to say?” – DJ
“I dunno.”
quizzes! I love quizzes! Here’s a What Random Object Represents Your Inner Self quiz.
lobstergirl,
I’ll get back to the Bible reading segment, I promise. I don’t want it to be said that Frank lets down families.
You missed celebrating International Woman’s Day. A Swedish friend sent me this
link
Caution nude women with bunny ears playing musical instruments honoring International Woman’s Day.
Darth Monkeybone: You want to talk about monkey poo and zookeepers?
Since Sarahk is no longer near any mountains, perhaps she needs a new blog name.
I suggest “Flordia Frank’s Fabulous Femme Fatale”
we could discuss U.S. Canadian relations.
I thought that this was going to be just like on Kos! But nobody has typed Bushitler! or asserted that Bush lied! People died! or even mentioned Dick Cheney!
I’m so disappointed.
On the other hand, “The Happy Bunny Song” has joined “Proud to Be a Moose”, “Place in the Choir”, “Four Wet Pigs”, and my own “No Hard Felines” among my favorite animal songs.
I’m just trying to get through my day without getting my balls bitten off my some crazed ape!!!! So far so good…
Sorry here’s the link .
The Shield starts in a few days. Woohoo!
I was trying to think of what might happen. The only prediction I have is that Mara is faking being pregnant.
My dog also made several predictions, though they all seem to involve increasing the roll of drug dogs on the show:
Pluto’s Predictions
I wanna talk about gun safety. Here’s a video clip to get the discourse going.
http://www.halturnershow.com/BlackDEAAgentGunAccident.wmv
AFP
McDonalds takes action against “McBrat”
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/afp/20050311/od_afp/australiamcdonaldsoffbeat_050311034256
I mcthink the mccustomer should mccall a mclawayer and mcsue mcdonalds mcbutt’s mcoff’s for about a mcbillion mcdollars…
Hrm, Michael, you’ve got an interesting idea.
We could all try to raise enough money to transport a mountain to Florida for Sarah K. I’m sure Frank has enough room for one in his backyard or something.
Think about it, a few weeks of ‘Nuke the moon’ t-shirt sales and Frank could probably convince them to ship over some mountain from Colorado, Lord knows they’ve got a lot of them.
Or he could get one of those volcanos from hawaii, then he’s got a mountain (sorta) for Sarah K, and a really bitching place to conduct his VRWC meetings from.
I mean who doesn’t want a base in a volcano?
Spook, How would Aquaman attend a meeting in a volcanoe? 😮
Swiss Cake Rolls are the Cadillac of snack cakes!!!
Yeah! Swiss roll and custard for the win!
What the country needs is more hate-filled lefty cartoons by Frank J. These things are hilarious; the people demand more!
thirty-first, incidentally.
FIRST!!
aw, shucks, i’m too late.
anyway, the name of my blog has nothing to do with topography. it’s all about frank’s cat.
Hey, if you get any more like Kos, you might implement the Kossack tactic of deleting the accounts and threads of posters who don’t tow the Official Party Line (which I think, for IMAO, is best expressed in the Happy Bunny Song).
Less like Kos is always better. Be like the Bunny…be like the Bunny.
By the way: please take a moment to sign the Online Coalition petition, if you haven’t already. (h/t: Michelle Malkin) Thanks! :o)
First to say “ThoseShorts now ships internationally, and all I got were $150 worth of T-Shirts”
snicker
“How would Aquaman attend a meeting in a volcano.” – General Klinkerhoffen.
My reply…
What, you actually want him to show up? 😀
All I got is this exclusive photo of Micheal Jackson hurrying to court yesterday.
“What, you actually want him to show up?”
Of course! There might be an evil fish ninja there and Frank might need a translator!
On second thoughts, maybe the gang will be better off without him 😛
I had an idea to chip away at the democrat’s support base, by inducing some of the green freaks to vote republican. We can do this by introducing ECO-FRIENDLY torture techniques in detainment centers used to incarcerate terrorism suspects. Instead of using traditional methods such as beatings, thumbscrews, and forced sex with Lindsey Englund, we put suspected terrorists in a cage with the two testicle-eating chimps that were in the news a while back. They don’t get out ’till they start talking. It would be both effective AND environmentally safe.
I would like to open a discussion regarding… Getting Frank to start up his “Frank reads the Bible” posts again. That is some of the funniest stuff I have read in a long time… and then it just stopped.
Maybe it didn’t stop; maybe it just got buried in the avalanche of poser posts.
In the beginning, God said, “Let there be light!”
And blinded the poor suckers…
Really.
::grins::
Questions for Frank J to address:
Whom did Adam and Eve’s sons marry?
What kind of fish swallowed Jonah? And where did he get water to drink on his voyage? Or oxygen, for that matter? (I don’t believe that the stomach is considered an oxygen rich environment, but I may be wrong…)
When did Jeremiah get promoted from prophet to bullfrog?
Has anyone figured out how Jesus turned water into wine? I want a patent on that process.
Why would God care if we asked these questions?
Caz
First!