Welcome to Episode III of the Carnival of Comedy.
The carnival this week is very powerful in the Funny. It could well be the ‘chosen one’ who’ll bring balance to the Funny as foretold in prophecy by the little muppety green guy with the big muppety green ears. Talked funny. Yo-Yo, I think it was. Yoga, Yogi, Yodel, Yosoyamericano. Something.
Seems like a good idea to have a pic relative to the theme. So here’s an eery looking close up of Annie ‘big daddy’ Cane Skywalker looking like he’s about to go completely apesith.

As is well known, yellow eyes are a symptom of liver problems. Could Anakin Skywalker actually have been an alcoholic and could his turn to the dark side merely have been a 20 year-long telekinesis-enhanced bender? Could DV have been helped by AA? Maybe so. Perhaps he’s related to Data. We’ll find out all in good time.
Personally, I think his being saddled with the nickname ‘Annie’ finally got to him. After he became an orphan things probably only went from bad to worse. The fact he was raised on Tatooine, a very sandy world. [ackkkk>]…[aaaackkkk]. Ok enough funmaking with the girlie name. Those Force chokes sure are a pain in the neck!
Also dropping with the Star Wars references as best I can now so we can move on to the well, you know. Thing.
As you read it, the Funny will be with you. Always.
jimmyb at The Conservative UAW Guy presents Whole State of Florida Killed Today
Hatless in Hattiesburg at Hatless in Hattiesburg presents Sympathy for the Green Bean
David Burge at Iowahawk presents My United States [language]
John at Locusts & Honey presents Wycliffe Bible Translation Project: Smurf
D. Vader at The Darth Side presents Parenting 101
Ironman at Political Calculations presents The Classic Cow Model
ManiaC Provost at Ether Mind presents The Aventures of Johnny American… Johnny Come Lately
Frank at varifrank presents Countdown: 15 things to think about Before Star Wars III
Buckley F. Williams at The Nose On Your Face presents Chlamydia Outbreak At Zoo Kills Penguins, Paris Hilton Wanted For Questioning
Doc Rampage at Doc Rampage presents my day in crunchy underwear
Kid Various at The Idiom presents With Great Power, Comes Great Responsibility
a4g at Point Five presents Laura To World Leaders, ‘Give me back my Bushy’
Kevin at The Loudest Cricket presents Time Travel
Elyas Bakhtiari at Ablogistan presents The Torture Debate
Kim at Ramble Strip presents Places that molasses should not be made, ever.
Paul at soapgun presents Famous Director Exposed as Unmanly
jimmyb at The Conservative UAW Guy presents Lunch Musings – Peter Jennings
Laurence Simon at This Blog Is Full Of Crap presents Let’s ask the cats about the Huffington Post! [Language, for real]
Senator Walters at The Stall Street Journal presents Will Work for Money
phin at phin’s blog presents The winds of change
J. Fielek at Quibbles-n-Bits presents Why I’d never make it as a Jedi Knight….
Bruce the Human Pet at Conservative Cat presents Dating
Bill C at Brain Droppings presents A Brain Droppings Exclusive: Ridley Scott’s next projects
BEULAH MAE!!!! at My Vast Right Wing Conspiracy presents Reparations
Editor at Editors in Pajamas presents Cutest baby, uh, ever?
Spencer at Egodaily.com presents Blogger Press Corps [Language]
John Hatch at Ideas Hatched presents Full Bodied Charmer
Bozark Manchew at Fireworks Rule presents Ask Arson Man
TTN at Threading the Needle presents A Little Inside (Blog-)Baseball [Language]
Citizen Grim at Right Hand of God presents A Haiku about eating at a KFC in the ghetto
The Man at GOP and the City presents Anti-Shrubbery Exclusive
Mr. Scriblerus at The Idiom presents This Is Art? – Redux
Patriot Xeno at Right Hand of God presents What are the next steps that America should take in dealing with Iran? A Precision Guided Humor Assignment
Pete at The Chapin Nation presents Travelling Just Got a Whole Lot Easier.
Turbostud at Misogy-Pundit presents Women and Politics [Language]
Brian J. at Musings from Brian J. Noggle presents All the News I Can Imagine (I)
Elisson at Blog d’Elisson presents Useless Endeavors
Frank J of IMAO presents A Frank Guide to a Cordial Political Discussion
That’s the end of the Carnival. Thanks to all for clicking, linking and/or submitting.
Remember,
Sometimes the menace is a phantom.
Sometimes clones, they attack.
Sometimes Sith do revenge ’em,
Sometimes Empires strike back
But when a new hope is found,
The Jedi will return.
Tye-ins will abound.
StarWars:TV gets it’s turn.
Not the Carnival of Comedy, next time it’ll still be here on IMAO. See you all Thursday for the next one and at the theatre for the last one.