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Please submit your questions for Ask Ducky. I’ll answer any question but especially would like to field questions on nukes and WMD’s.
BTW, any question that does not make the podcast will be the first questions answered for Friday’s Ask Dr. Duck segment.
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Other than FIRST!,
If I wear Spacemonkey’s sunglasses, will it protect my eyes from a nuclear blast?
Additionally:
Why are New York senators (Chick and Hellary) so gay?
If a wmd blew up in anwr, would the liberals let us drill their?
Dear Mr. Duck,
Where can I get my own Nuke or WMD? I think it would make a great decoration for my living room.
Plus no one would mess with me at work.
Can’t we just airlift Israel somewhere else then nuke the whole Middle East? It’d solve many of our problems.
What does the red button do?
Dear Ducky,
Is it true that genetic mutations resulting from a nucular holocaust will cause ants and spiders to grow to horrible size and eventually take over the world? If so will they create “human” sprays to deal with us? Will we still dominate the cockroachs?
How many yellow cakes does Joe Wilson need to find to make a WMD?
Why “Right Wing Duck”? Don’t you find it difficult to fly like that? Do you just fly around in circles, flapping uselessly, quacking in murderous rage, while all the centrist ducks with two wings laugh at you?
Wait, you wanted something on WMDs… here’s one- don’t you thibk we should drop a big nuke on top of whatever Baghdad neighborhood Zarqawi’s hiding in and then hold a press conference and say “Look, we found one! They were trying to make a really, really big IED to use on Joe Foo and Buck and it backfired on them!”
Wouldn’t that be awsome?
If we nuked France, would the air suddenly smell fresher?
JimmyB if you know something about my missing sunglasses, you’d better spill it, right Ducky?
I knew I could turn that into a question.
Why do you want WMD questions? I mean, how interested can you be in Wussy Mendacious Democrats?
Dear Ducky,
If scientists can dare dream of creating some kind of a smart nano device with infrared-detection capabilities through extraction of proteins located in the pit cells of snakes such as the copperhead, rattlesnake and water moccasin (holding membranes capable of sensing temperature changes as small as two thousandths of a degree, a capability far exceeding state-of-the-art manmade sensors), then can’t a similar theory be constructed to create an evil terrorist-seeking WMD and if so, what evil-detecting creature(s) would be prime study targets?
(.) Dear Ducky,
If scientists can dare dream of creating some kind of a smart nano device with infrared-detection capabilities through extraction of proteins located in the pit cells of snakes such as the copperhead, rattlesnake and water moccasin (holding membranes capable of sensing temperature changes as small as two thousandths of a degree, a capability far exceeding state-of-the-art manmade sensors), then can’t a similar theory be constructed to create an evil terrorist-seeking WMD and if so, what evil-detecting creature(s) would be prime study targets?
(.) <— FrankJ. heh
My lawn is a quagmire from being overwatered – is Pres. Bush to blame for that? If so, am I in danger of crazy liberal hippies showing up at my house to protest?
Mendacious- good one,Master Shake.
Why are Congressional Republicans such wusses?
They have nearly infinite power, so why the hell don’t they use it?
Why are Congressional Republicans such wusses?
They have nearly infinite power, so why the hell don’t they use it?
If a nuclear weapon on a US warship leaves Boston heading east at 25 knots, and a dirty bomb hidden on a container ship leaves Jeddah heading west at 18 knots, how long will it take for AlJazeera to complain about American hegemony?
If a tactical nuke took out Ted Kennedy in the woulds, and no one was around, would that leave just Moore’s Wide Mouth of Decite? Would anyone care that we took out half of Mass.?
Based on PETA using dogs with hooks in their mouths to stop people from fishing, when are we going to see PETA using Ted Kennedy in a speedo to keep people from eating?
Hmmm. My question:
when the space shuttle discards its rockets, is it true that they actually don’t burn up in the atmosphere, but actually land in a natural reserve and kill a million animals each time?
But most importantly, why was none of them EVER a monkey?
Why is it that even though we KNOW that Iraq had 1.8 tons of partially enriched uranium, a stockpile of RDX commonly used in nuclear weapons, and a nuclear physicist that stated he was told by Saddam to keep the nuclear weapons program ready to go at moments notice do we still hear the tired old, “there were no WMD in Iraq” line? Why do we never hear the above in a response from the President?
What does “P.S.” stand for? Being intelligent, does the fact that I can’t think of it mean that it was invented by Karl Rove to make me miserable?
Gunlord
If I dropped a stinky Frenchman in an American city, would that count as a WMD?
How many wmds could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wmds?
Sorry, that last one was mine…forgot to log in. sigh
Almighty Ducky, show favor to one of your lowly subjects, and please expound your wisdom to this question that is tormenting my being.
How many nukes would it take to Obliterate (sp?) Micheal Moore’s @ss?
Well Steve, that all depends on how many nukes it takes to destroy Delaware. Take that number, add about 22, and there is your answer.
If Al-Queda is planning on nuking Chicago, how much bribe money would it take to tell us ahead of time so that we could get Little Dickie Daley, Little Dickie Dirtbin, and Governor Eyechart in the same room so we could save America?
Ducky,
Would Michael Moore eating chili-dogs be classified as a WMD? Maybe even a ‘dirty-bomb’?
If voting to stop the senate filibuster of judicial nominees is called the nuculer option, would Ted Kennedy be a WMD?
Ducky,
Do you think that Al Qaeda already has nukes hidden in the U.S.? Could that explain the Middle Eastern looking men digging in my back yard?
How many nukes to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
Yes, I did just say Tootsie.
Is U-235 really lower in calories than U-238?
What tastes better, Uranium or Plutonium?
Ducky,
I work in a large office building in a big city (don’t ask me where because I don’t want to be targeted by terorists). The company just hired a new accountant that looks a lot like a young Saddam Hussein. Should I avoid the 3rd floor altogether or request that the Saddam lookalike at least shave his wicked-huge mustache?