So I got my scoop wrong, and Michelle Malkin has to rub it in. Instead, President Bush nominates someone no one has even heard of… probably not even him. Anyhoo, check out the Malkin link for all the facts and opinons about what’s-his-face. I’m sure I’ll have some lesser known information about him soon…

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World of Knowledge: Marbury v. Madison
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I just ate lunch. A salisbury steak popsicle with mashed potatoes and brown gravy. It occured to me just how much strikingly better practically everything tastes when you smother it with gravy.
Lots and lots of thick gravy. Mmmmmm gravy.
Could we have endured Kerry as president if he were covered in gravy? Maybe but, I think Michael Moore (who was a shoe-in to be Kerry’s ambassador to the Hutts) would probably have eaten him. But hey, those are the breaks.
Gravy, it’s what’s for dinner.

Representative Tom Tancredo suggested bombing Mecca in retaliation for next terrorist attack. Even though I made the same suggestion before, it is wrong and bad and stupid. We expect more out of our elected officials than people like me.
Anyway, bombing Mecca would harm and infuriate lots of innocent people. I think, in retaliation to the next terrorist attack, we should instead totally crash the party in Mecca. Terrorists kill people, then we get a party. Mecca is supposed to be for Muslims only, but we should flood it with Christians, Jews, Wiccans, and whoever else and have like some huge kegger. We won’t do any permanent damage, but there will be tons of vomit and plastic cups smelling of Coors Light to clean up afterwards. Then the Muslims will be like, “We better do more to stop Muslim terrorists because we hate cleaning up after keggers!”
It’s a workable idea, but it needs government funding. And the government has tons of money. They could give us millions for beer and it would be like nothing to them. And then we could have a huge sound system set up for music and Mecca would be the totally awesomest party ever!
On second thought, let’s not wait for the next terrorist attack; let’s have that party now! And let’s have it somewhere closer than Mecca because I don’t feel like driving far– especially if I have work on Monday.
Anti-terrorism kegger in Orlando, anyone?

Everyone go say happy birthday to SarahK (who is turning 29 despite evil rumors to the contrary). Mancow on FOX News had to upset her, though, by ruining the ending to the new Harry Potter book for her.
MANCOW!!! ::shakes fist::
Anyway, SarahK is super sweet, so everyone be nice to her or I’ll murder you.

Doesn’t this whole Plame issue just further shows how not only are Democrats not serious about the war on terror, but they want to make it harder for us. Come on. What do you think Rove is going to do if the Democrats succeed at getting him fired? The guy is an evil genius, and, cut loose from politics, you think he’s just going to working in plumbing section of Home Depot? No, he’ll become a supervillian to get revenge at the world and be a much more wily and dangerous for than Osama bin Laden, Zarqawi, or Black Manta. Suddenly, the war on terror will get ten times harder all because the Democrats wanted to play partisan politics.
We really need like a phony Capitol where Democrats can vote and think they’re running the government while we all get the serious issues done. It will take someone sinister and evil to set that up… but who?
Ooh! I know! Karl Rove!

I thought this on MightyRighty was pretty funny,

The French government announced early today that it has raised their terror alert level from “Run” to “Hide”. The only two higher terror alert levels in France are “Surrender” and “Collaborate”. The raise in the threat level was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France’s white flag factory, effectively disabling their military…

Attribution.