Doesn’t this whole Plame issue just further shows how not only are Democrats not serious about the war on terror, but they want to make it harder for us. Come on. What do you think Rove is going to do if the Democrats succeed at getting him fired? The guy is an evil genius, and, cut loose from politics, you think he’s just going to working in plumbing section of Home Depot? No, he’ll become a supervillian to get revenge at the world and be a much more wily and dangerous for than Osama bin Laden, Zarqawi, or Black Manta. Suddenly, the war on terror will get ten times harder all because the Democrats wanted to play partisan politics.
We really need like a phony Capitol where Democrats can vote and think they’re running the government while we all get the serious issues done. It will take someone sinister and evil to set that up… but who?
Ooh! I know! Karl Rove!
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Geh?
What I’m trying to say:
Karl Rove is the Keyser Soze of p o l i t i c s.
Blacklist malfunction. It’s fixed.
Politics!
You’re right, Frank! We have to ensure that Rove stays where he is, or he’ll start particulately disassembling people with his unparalleled telekinetic powers!!!
Personally, if I’m the Republican Party, I wouldn’t mind if Rove disappears for a couple years. Why waste time in Washington when he can be out plotting the next victory in 2008?
“Begin your rueing now. I’ll just sit over here and… watch.”
— Invader Zim
Rove will summon the evil alien overlords he works for and then we’ll all be screwed.
You have this amazing creative capacity for solving our country’s problems, Frank. With Rove a super-villian, you could take his place and begin working on that moon nuking thing. And that space laser thing. Write a TV show (call it IN MY WORLD) based on all your ideas, I bet it would do great if you could just get it past network execs who hate Republicans. Karl Rove could help you disguise it! MHWA HA HA HA HA HA Oh, and I will take a 5% royalty for giving you the idea. 🙂
Like Samuel L Jackson’s line in Shaft:
bad guy: “you’re not even a cop anymore”
Shaft: “And you think that makes me LESS dangerous?”
If Rove is not tied down to the White House, nothing will be able to stop his evil machinations! Ha ha ha ha ha!
quote//Write a TV show (call it IN MY WORLD) based on all your ideas, I bet it would do great if you could just get it past network execs who hate Republicans//end quote
ARRRRRGHH!!! You stole my idea, except the TV show would be called “VAST RIGHTWING CONSPIRACY” and would feature Karl Rove sneaking onto college campuses and secretly pretend to be a student in the class of some SUPER liberal professor and ask really bad questions. Then Karl would stand up, reveal the cameras and yell “YOU GOT PUNKED!!!”
TEEEEEEJ
“For longer than I can remember, I’ve been looking for someone like you. Someone with a head like yours and a torso too. Birds SING and YER GONNA PAY!!THEEND!!” Tak…Invader Zim