I thought this on MightyRighty was pretty funny,
The French government announced early today that it has raised their terror alert level from “Run” to “Hide”. The only two higher terror alert levels in France are “Surrender” and “Collaborate”. The raise in the threat level was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France’s white flag factory, effectively disabling their military…
Hilarious! Death to the French forever!
uh, it might be better for those of German descent to be less vocal about death to the french.
what? just saying.
uh, it might be wiser if those of german descent were less vocal about the whole “death to the french” thing.
what? I’m just saying…
ooops. sorry for….well, it’s not really a double post is it?…
anyways, sorry
Oh please, they didn’t send the French to camps, did they?
I hate the French! Love the joke.
Depends how long ago their ancestors came over. cause germany wasnt a unified country till the middle to late 1800’s if i recall… just a thought…
Further update: As a precautionary measure, the Chirac government has requested that all French Jews register with their local gendarmerie in case a sudden escalation of the threat-level to “Collaboration” is required.
Heh
Did some French dude beat you up and stole your lunch, space chimp?