ok ok, I admit it — sarahk isn’t 30 today — that pic was taken at her last birthday party — she’s actually 31
and no, I didn’t oil frank down — that was spacemonkey’s job
Had I realized… Cadet Happy has nothing on me. Can you imagine a true real-to-life honest-to-Allah pic of “Franka the Hut”? Taken, under cover of some..err.. censored designed to censored increase the ability of agents to use censored technology. This censored breakthrough in censored enables us to view suspected dissenters, such as the notorious Franka the Hut, inside his residence at censored with impunity. The rather large camera angle required to accommodate his bulk required using the just-implemented censored, due to be released to the Gummint very soon. Rumor has it that Franka the Hut is planning a takeover of censored but we have learned it involves acquiring the rights to Photoshop via “eminent domain” somehow.
I hate Dick Byrne!
AHH! MY EYES! Nice way to greet a returning fan, Frank. Sheesh.
Cadet Happy toes the line with another leud photo, I see.
Something tells me SarahK will be rolling heads for the “30”, though.
you’re evil.
Ahhhhhhhhh!
I really didn’t think all three of them could fit in there.
Happy happy birthday!
Hahahahahahaha! Thirty!
Simply…
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
ok ok, I admit it — sarahk isn’t 30 today — that pic was taken at her last birthday party — she’s actually 31
and no, I didn’t oil frank down — that was spacemonkey’s job
Fortunately, I always wear a pair of welder’s goggles while reading IMAO, for just this reason.
But I may never eat cake again…
(urp)
I’m speechless.
A wonderful sentiment, Frank.
Though the execution needs work needs a little work.
Jack.
spider baby — it has the body of a spider, but the mind of a baby
Had I realized…
Cadet Happy has nothing on me.
Can you imagine a true real-to-life honest-to-Allah pic of “Franka the Hut”?
Taken, under cover of some..err.. censored designed to censored increase the ability of agents to use censored technology. This censored breakthrough in censored enables us to view suspected dissenters, such as the notorious Franka the Hut, inside his residence at censored with impunity. The rather large camera angle required to accommodate his bulk required using the just-implemented censored, due to be released to the Gummint very soon.
Rumor has it that Franka the Hut is planning a takeover of censored but we have learned it involves acquiring the rights to Photoshop via “eminent domain” somehow.
BTW, was that real oil or Crisco? Deranged minds want to know….
He hides those muscles so well in all of the other photos.