(A Precision Guided Humor Assignment)
Democrats have been howling with increasing ferver recently that Bush has no exit strategy for Iraq.
Which, frankly, puzzled me.
I couldn’t believe that Bush hadn’t planned on giving us a way out of Iraq. I mean, it’s not like America’s a bunch of idiot Frenchmen (sorry for the redundancy) who would go plunging into a war without some idea of how to get the troops home again.
So I consulted with my favorite military expert, Matt of Blackfive, who calmly assured me that Bush does, indeed, have an exit strategy for Iraq, which he explains succinctly in the extended entry:
Archive of entries posted on 6th July 2005
Fun Trivia
What caused the Olympic Committee to decide against Paris in the end?
Muckasee, Muckadoo
A muckadoo is a confusing animal, and I, being the helpful sort, have written a guide to this shrill, smelly creature.
THE MUCKADOO FAQ
It’s Your Hassle Now
Yay for London! I was about to dust off my BombFrance.com URL when I heard it was between them and Paris this morning.
Lock Yer Doors and Load Yer Shotguns…
Martha Stewart can get out her ankle bracelet.
BTW, any of you out there in IMAO land feel strongly about the Martha Stewart conviction? I never really cared, but I guess I leaned towards why in the world was so much effort put on getting her in jail for… whatever it is she did? Shoulda spent that extra cash on putting away Michael Jackson.
Blogger of the Day
When I wrote my response to Kos’s infantile satire, I didn’t know he was responding to Iowahawk’s piece “Stop Questioning My Patriotism” by Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi. The DailyKos linked to it and his followers started shrieking like monkeys with their tails on fire. Iowahawk then comes back with an even more pointed satire “Stop Comparing Me to American Moonbats” by Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi.
Heh.
(hat tip to Little Green Footballs for all the context)
For personally getting Markos “Screw ’em” Zuniga’s panties in a bunch, Iowahawk wins the coveted “Blogger of the Day” award.
BTW, Gullyborg won the “Tool of the Day” award from some muckadoo blogger. Check it out.
Take That Tempel 1!
Now we’ve shown the comets of our solar system that humans or at the very least American-humans mean business. We know and we have shown that we know what it takes when it comes to being able to hit them right smack where they live or, orbit.
With such a show of force out there for all the trouble makers in our celestial neighborhood to see, I truly doubt we see any more trouble out of their dirty snowballish kind for a good long while.
I mean sure, we’ve not been hit by a comet in recorded history. But still.
Wham! And you just know that comet was aching all day.
We totally kicked that comet’s ice. I mean we tore it a new a brand new ice hole, literally.
To the comets I say,
“Take that, stupid comets! Some call you Earth-crossers. Just you try and cross us! We’ve got more clothesdryers where that one came from. Millions more.”