Now we’ve shown the comets of our solar system that humans or at the very least American-humans mean business. We know and we have shown that we know what it takes when it comes to being able to hit them right smack where they live or, orbit.
With such a show of force out there for all the trouble makers in our celestial neighborhood to see, I truly doubt we see any more trouble out of their dirty snowballish kind for a good long while.
I mean sure, we’ve not been hit by a comet in recorded history. But still.
Wham! And you just know that comet was aching all day.
We totally kicked that comet’s ice. I mean we tore it a new a brand new ice hole, literally.
To the comets I say,
“Take that, stupid comets! Some call you Earth-crossers. Just you try and cross us! We’ve got more clothesdryers where that one came from. Millions more.”
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– MuscleDaddy
Hah! Your tail is like a hampster’s, and your nucleus smells of elderberries! Come back, and we shall taunt you again!
Commies, comets…they all need to be smacked hard once in a while.
Does NASA have a comparable commie-pounding program. I am willing to donate to it.
So when do we nuke the moon?
No moon nuking, we need it for a much greater purpose…
We have Guantonimo Bay, how about Tranquility Bay for our next terrorist-cold-storage area?
Knowing that the guards can just send misbehavers outside might give ’em pause.
I doubt Allah gives the 72 virginal goats for death by explosive decompression (Mwahahaha).
Did Nasa have U.N approval to attack that comet?
It’s about time we started showing those comet terrorists who’s boss. They’ve hit us three times* before we finally noticed and responded. It’s about time the Bush administration got serious about the War on Comets!
*(Tunguska, Siberia 1908; Amazon Basin, Brazil 1942; Southern Ocean between Cape of Good Hope and Wilkes Land, 1991)