Ma Deuce Gunner has a great Independence Day post from the sands of Iraq; also, don’t miss his response from last week to Brian Williams.
Carnival of the Recipes last week was hosted by my blogdaughter Kris of Anywhere but Here. go check it out! i’ve been remiss in linking those lately, so make sure you stop by Beth’s and jump the links to the recent carnivals.
and last week’s Carnival of Cordite was hosted at RWVA, so go see the gunpowder over there.
Archive of entries posted on 5th July 2005
Gratuitous T-Shirt Babe Pic O’ the Day
IMAO Podcast: Thanks to the fans!
Thank you to all of the IMAO Fans who commented on our latest patriotic podcast. We are very proud of this podcast and want to get the word out about the IMAO Podcast to as many people as possible. When I called him on his mobile phone over the weekend, Frank J. told me he had a “Manifest Density” (I don’t know what that meant; must be some kinda engineering term) to rule the “Podcast-o-sphere” just before I heard a lot of yelling and splashing…
Fun Trivia
How many vacancies in the Supreme Court has President George W. Bush filled so far?
In My World: Supreme Anger
“Man, now I got to pick a new Supreme Court Justice ’cause that stupid broad had to retire,” President Bush moped, “That sounds hard.”
“When you’re President, sometimes you have to do things that are hard,” Laura told him.
“So, let me get this straight: The Supreme Court is just like a regular court but with sour cream and diced tomatoes?”
Laura sighed. “You’re thinking of a taco supreme, dear.”
“So the Court Supreme is completely different?”
“Yes, the Supreme Court is completely different.”
“Well, I guess I should stick to what I said and appoint someone just like Antonin Scalia,” Bush declared.
“But the only place you’d find someone that rabidly conservative is an insane asylum.”
“Aw, I don’t want to go there.” Bush looked to Laura with a smile. “Want to be a Supreme Court Justice?”
“No, I’m busy enough cleaning up your messes here at the White House,” Laura answered, “Now why don’t you try and find someone from your staff.”
Bush found Alberto Gonzales checking more things off as “not torture.” “You want to be a Supreme Court Justice?” Bush asked him.
“I think the conservative base doesn’t like me,” Alberto said, and then flicked out his switchblade. “I think I’ll cut them!”
“Why wouldn’t they like you?” Bush asked, “What is your position on unborn children?”
Alberto swung his blade around. “I cut them!”
“I can see how that won’t play well with the base.”
“Then I cut you!”
“Aieee!” Bush screamed as Alberto chased him.
“Hey, Rummy, would you…”
Donald Rumsfeld pulled out a .45 and started firing at Bush, who ducked behind the wall and crawled along the ground as bullets ripped through the drywall.
“I guess I’ll talk to you when you’re less busy!”
“Aw, my staff is violent and mean,” Bush groaned to Laura.
“You were the one who hired them,” Laura said.
“A lot of them Cheney made me hire, or he said he’d hit me.”
“You shouldn’t let Cheney hit you.” Laura tried to pull a comforter away from Chomps who then ripped it apart. “That was from the Lincoln bedroom!” Laura yelled, “You have to find a way to keep Rumsfeld’s rottweiler out of here!”
“I would like to unveil my new Supreme Court Justice nominee,” Bush told the press.
“It looks like you just threw a blanket over a dog… and it’s making him angry,” said a reporter.
“Very angry,” added another reporter.
Bush looked at the form barking and snapping its jaws under the blanket. “Come to think of it, I don’t want to unveil him while I’m still in sight.”
Chomps tore a hole through the blanket and looked at all around him with fury.
“Nomination hearings start soon!” Bush yelled as he ran as fast as he could.
TO BE CONTINUED…
They’re Just Like Terrorists… Except for the Murdering
Can you have a whole website visited by tens of thousands a day and still be nothing but a troll? Kos tries his best, especially with his new post saying how Liberals are great but the fictional American Taliban is just like the terrorists (hat tip to Bryon York). I propose that liberals are just like terrorists (but wussier) as shown by my list.
COMPARISON OF TERRORISTS TO LIBERALS TO RELIGIOUS CONSERVATIVES
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Weekends Are Fun! Yay!
Guess who’s back?
Me! The Great Frank J.!
Hope everyone had a great weekend; here’s some pictures from mine with the lovely and talented SarahK (and if you haven’t heard her sing two different stanzas from the Star-Spangled Banner, then you’re “sick in the head,” as a little girl would say). I thought I should finally mention some cool stuff I got in the mail since I made a P.O. Box available.
The first was sent to me from EightFootLlama – a board game called monkeys on the moon. With it I was sent a little stuffed monkey with velcro hands. I put it around my dumb cat Sydeny’s neck– which made her mad. She’s been savagely attacking the monkey since.
It’s the first time I’ve ever been proud of her.
The rules of the game are that you’re trying to send the best and brightest monkey off the moon and back to earth, but I think I’d pretend it’s the other way, where you exile the smartest monkeys to the moon so they don’t take over ala Planet of the Apes. Thought I’ve read the instructions and it looks fun, I haven’t gotten a chance to play the game yet, but will soon since SarahK loves board games.
SarahK and I also got the book(s) Knowing Me, Knowing You: A Multiple-Choice Quiz for Engaged Couples, though I don’t know who sent it. It’s pretty neat, and helps us learn about each other (and see how much we already know). It ends up SarahK is a sex fiend. Good to know.
Thanks to whomever sent that.
To all else, funny coming soon.