Can you have a whole website visited by tens of thousands a day and still be nothing but a troll? Kos tries his best, especially with his new post saying how Liberals are great but the fictional American Taliban is just like the terrorists (hat tip to Bryon York). I propose that liberals are just like terrorists (but wussier) as shown by my list.
COMPARISON OF TERRORISTS TO LIBERALS TO RELIGIOUS CONSERVATIVES
FREEDOM FIGHTERS?
Terrorists: We are freedom fighters.
Liberals: They are freedom fighters.
Religious Conservatives: People who murder women and children are us much freedom fighters as Michael Moore is dangerously underweight.
JEWS
Terrorists: The war is all because of the Jews!
Liberals: The war is all because of the neo-conservatives… who are Jews!
Religious Conservatives: Though the Jews killed our Savior, he came back in a couple days, so “no harm; no foul.” Let’s help Israel.
IRAQ
Terrorists: The infidel Americans will die and be chased from Iraq!
Liberals: It’s a quagmire! We must flee!
Religious Conservatives: We are winning and must stay the course to bring peace and liberty (and Bibles) to the Iraqis.
HOMOSEXUALS
Terrorists: Homosexuals should be killed!
Liberals: We shouldn’t interfere with the culture in the Middle East.
Religious Conservatives: Homosexuals should not be killed and protected like all life… as long as I don’t have to see them kiss or anything.
EXISTENCE
Terrorists: Crazy Islam based reality.
Liberals: Reality-based community (but not actual reality – only loosely based on it).
Religious Conservatives: Actual reality (but with God walking on earth as man… and if you don’t want to believe it, phooey of youie).
RELIGION
Terrorists: All religions other than Islam should be destroyed.
Liberals: All religions should be destroyed… except for Islam which we should force kids to understand more since Muslims have been so oppressed.
Religious Conservatives: People should be free to be a part of any religion they want or none at all (You want to go to hell? Fine, go to hell).
HOW TO HANDLE TERRORISTS
Terrorists: We will kill all infidels and rule the world!
Liberals: As they kill us, we should try to understand them and see that the root cause of their violence is us.
Religious Conservatives: Kill them! Kill them!
Jesus: Remember to love thy enemy.
Religious Conservatives: It’s… uh… tough love.
hmmm…I feel an exit strategy coming on.
Your best post in a while, Frank – good stuff.
“People who murder women and children are us much freedom fighters as Michael Moore is dangerously underweight.
That made me howl! I just imagined Mooreon looking like Cartman in the “Stations of the Cross” episode of South Park!
“No harm, no foul”
hehehehehehehe
Dude, are you trying to kill me???
Hysterical…even for a Jesus freak
You forgot art & culture!
Terrorists & Liberals:
Dhimmis touching a Koran is blasphemous and dunking a crucifix in urine is protected free speech that the government must pay for.
Conservatives:
Good. More material for campaign commercials.
I think you nailed it Frank. Good stuff.
“It’s… uh… tough love.”
That was hilarious, uh…that was funny, uh…that was mildly amusing…, uh……uh oh.
gotta respect “tough love”.
There is no better way to love your enemy than to allow them to finally face the magnitude of their sins courtesy of the barrel of an assault rifle held by a US Marine.
That’s compassion.
tough love
That is why the bible mandates capital punishment for murder.
“Love your friend as yourself”.
Just as you would not let yourself get away with murder …
In all fairness, I spoke with Jesus just yesterday, and I can assure you that He does, in fact, condone the killing and torture of terrorists.
Go in peace my children… TO THE EXTREME!!!
Terrorists? What terrorists? Maybe its because I live in a free country (“free” as in free from violence and terror) that I don’t understand. Do you mean like terrorists that kill 3,000 people with planes, or the really evil kind that kill millions of people?
Had Al Queda bought a cigarette company they could have killed thousands more people and done so while turning a profit. Cha-ching!
No, they could have sold some cigarettes. Which people would’ve used to kill themselves.
I don’t know how Jesus feels about that, but Darwin thinks it rocks.
Actually, I think Darwin is rather bummed right now about not getting enough commissions off his book to justify the nasty “sunburn” he’s getting right now. grin
Kos is the perfect example of someone who was spoiled as a child and had the real world come up and smack him around. His is not to educate or to have a ‘spirited discussion’; his is to just lash out cluelessly with hate speech about those who he thinks have wronged him. Pathetic.
The only down side about showing Kos for the idiot he is, is that we are all giving his rant free publicity. He gets to testify before Congress, radio hosts discuss him….we’re actually giving him more incentive to publicly be an idiot.
He should be treated like the little boy who cried wolf: eventually everyone ignored him and the wolf ate his sorry lying a$$ up.