Everyone go say happy birthday to SarahK (who is turning 29 despite evil rumors to the contrary). Mancow on FOX News had to upset her, though, by ruining the ending to the new Harry Potter book for her.
MANCOW!!! ::shakes fist::
Anyway, SarahK is super sweet, so everyone be nice to her or I’ll murder you.
Let me be th first (?) to wish SarahK a very happy birthday and a prosperous 29th year, you rule!
Well then, so I’m not murdered in the near future, Happy 29th SarahK
Happy birthday SarahK!!!
May you enjoy this 29th, and many more 29ths to come!!!
(Funny how people stop aging that way… my Home6 has been 39 for a loonng time.)
Happy Birthday SarahK!
Happy birthday, Sarah! I know you won’t have to worry about this for (ahem) another year, but turning 30 isn’t so bad. I said 2 years ago that turning 30 beats the alternative, and I stand by that statement. So, in closing, happy 30th birthday!
I mean, you know, a year from now. ;o)
And I hope that this year’s birthday is wonderful, too. :o)
Happy birthday, SarahK!
We all hope you enjoy another year of controlling Frank’s evil, evil urges.
I hope you’re planning on taking her somewhere nice tonight Frank.
Happy birthday, SarahK! Enjoy!
Now, Frank, here are some tips about finding a romantic restaurant.
Valet parking is romantic. Drive-through lanes aren’t.
Wine lists are romantic. Free refills on soft drinks aren’t.
Waiters and waitresses are romantic. People behind a counter who call out a number when your food is ready aren’t.
Wooden signs with butterflies, bunches of grapes, etc., are romantic. Illuminated clowns, golden arches, etc., aren’t.
Carpet is romantic. Concrete covered with peanut shells isn’t.
A separate section of the menu for appetizers is romantic. “All you can eat for $11.95” isn’t.
Learn from the experience of a fifty-three-year-old bachelor, not that I’m any more mature than you are.
Happy Birthday SarahK. Will there be any pictures of you in your birthday suit?
careful Ron I think that comment may negate Frank’s promise to not kill you for wishing her a happy birthday.
He probably won’t do it himself but I would expect RWD to appear at your door with a switchblade sometime in the near future. Just put your head down and run if you hear any latinos around you say “I’ll cut you man”
Happy Birthday, SarahK. You’re almost 3 months younger than my middle daughter, SarahS.
Damn, I feel old now.
Elizabeth
Imperial Keeper
That’s OK gh_geek, Having a tough day at work and was trying to commit suicide via birthday greetings. Plus, I just couldn’t resist. Well, I could have, but I didn’t.
Happy Birthday to my future sister-in-law!
Love,
(the other) Sarah
Mancow ruined the secret to the movie “The Sixth Sense” before I saw it. I know how SarahK feels, I hate him too.
Happy birthday anyway…