The Confederate Ninja Strikeforce was devestating and almost swung the balance of the Civil War. Luckily the Union Samurai Squad was assembled and turned the tide, otherwise we’d all be drinking mint juleps right about now.
Actually Knave, only those of us living in Southern States would be drinking mint juleps. They weren’t trying to overthrow the federal govt, just secede. Hey, wait a minute, I AM drinking a mint julep. Does that mean we really suceeded at secession? No, if we had I would be living in a country (CSA) that would be kicking the muslim terrorists asses (way more than the USA); Not killing babies before they’re born; gun ownership & training would be encouraged; etc. etc. etc. I LOVE the USA, but I would love it more if it were more conservative like the south is.
Sorry I can’t be funnier like ya’ll are. I love reading your stuff. I end up laughing till I cry some nights!
Bzzzzt.
The correct answer is the JOOOOOOOOOOOS!
Dang – I guessed Lex Luthor
I always thought it was roses…roses and marmots.
Moneyman,
Common answer, but he’s neither Jewish nor a ninja.
Gunga,
That’s just silly.
Ninjas hate infidels. The ninjas hate us more than the Amish do.
Bush and Cheney. Or maybe it’s Bush and Rumsfeld. Or Bush and Rove. I’ll go check with the monkey-faced liberals around the office here.
Turban wearing, bomb vested, Ninja’s.
The Confederate Ninja Strikeforce was devestating and almost swung the balance of the Civil War. Luckily the Union Samurai Squad was assembled and turned the tide, otherwise we’d all be drinking mint juleps right about now.
I knew it,CURSE YOU NARUTO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Actually Knave, only those of us living in Southern States would be drinking mint juleps. They weren’t trying to overthrow the federal govt, just secede. Hey, wait a minute, I AM drinking a mint julep. Does that mean we really suceeded at secession? No, if we had I would be living in a country (CSA) that would be kicking the muslim terrorists asses (way more than the USA); Not killing babies before they’re born; gun ownership & training would be encouraged; etc. etc. etc. I LOVE the USA, but I would love it more if it were more conservative like the south is.
Sorry I can’t be funnier like ya’ll are. I love reading your stuff. I end up laughing till I cry some nights!
Actually, Son of Bob, I blame the Amish.
Jesus is a Ninja? Lol, there is a song out there by Jello Biafra called Jesus is a Terrorist. I guess he’s multitasking! He’s so versatile!
Do ninjas have kosher tea ceremonial prior to going into battle, or starting wars?
I blame myself. Muhaha!
Amish ninjas.
And I was CERTAIN it was the JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOs.
Did you all forget that all wars are the fault of George W. Bush? Come on folks, keep up.