Budweiser’s spokestooge is sexiest alive…

Okay, so People Magazine decided that George Clooney is the sexiest man alive.
The list began in 1985 with Mel Gibson, so we can expect George Clooney to be pulled over for a DUI and blaming everything on the Jews in… let’s see… 2027.
Oh, wait. He was Sexiest Man Alive in 1997, too?
Well, I guess he’s due for his drunken anti-Semitic meltdown in… carry the one… 2009.
Mark your calendars, folks.


But make sure it’s a Brad Pitt calendar.

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  1. Laurence, after viewing Frank’s dashing photo for his book in the previous post, I find it funny that you never see Frank and George clooney together. Hmmm, dark, rugged good looks, it almost appears as if they could be brothers…… Almost twins, nahhhhhh!

  2. George Clooney, sexiest man alive? BARFO! I’d take Sam Elliott any day (if he weren’t married to what’s her name, that is).
    Posted by: SkyeChild on November 15, 2006 05:29 PM
    Exactly!!!! All he has to do is talk and I cream my jeans. What a sexy man.

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