Okay, so People Magazine decided that George Clooney is the sexiest man alive.
The list began in 1985 with Mel Gibson, so we can expect George Clooney to be pulled over for a DUI and blaming everything on the Jews in… let’s see… 2027.
Oh, wait. He was Sexiest Man Alive in 1997, too?
Well, I guess he’s due for his drunken anti-Semitic meltdown in… carry the one… 2009.
Mark your calendars, folks.
But make sure it’s a Brad Pitt calendar.

WRONG! I am the sexiest man alive. George Clooney is a simpering girly-man.
Laurence, do they have a sexiest Jew award? If they do, what do Jews rant about when they’re all liquored up?
i soooo do not get that.
So, if it has to be a Brad Pitt calendar, does that mean Cloony’s going to call him “Sugar Pitts” at some point?
George Clooney, sexiest man alive? BARFO! I’d take Sam Elliott any day (if he weren’t married to what’s her name, that is).
SarahK – To avoid embarrassing the Hollywood elitists, Frank’s nomination was removed from consideration. I’m sure that he would have killed them.
Laurence, after viewing Frank’s dashing photo for his book in the previous post, I find it funny that you never see Frank and George clooney together. Hmmm, dark, rugged good looks, it almost appears as if they could be brothers…… Almost twins, nahhhhhh!
Who’s the moron who picks these award “winners”. George Clooney is a big wuss!
He does for the “Sexiest” award what Jimmy Carter did to the “Nobel Peace Prize”.
George Clooney, sexiest man alive? BARFO! I’d take Sam Elliott any day (if he weren’t married to what’s her name, that is).
Posted by: SkyeChild on November 15, 2006 05:29 PM
Exactly!!!! All he has to do is talk and I cream my jeans. What a sexy man.