Pawn Shop

I think it would be cool to one day own a pawn shop and have a big sign out front saying “PAWN SHOP.” Then, some guy would come by to sell his grandfather’s watch or something, and, when he’d enter, all he’d see is a store full of pawns for various chess sets. And he’d look to me and say, “This has to be the dumbest most useless store ever!”
That would be so awesome!

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  1. But then the ACLU would make you open a rook shop, a knight shop, a bishop shop (No queen shops, though. There are enough of THOSE.)
    And the UN would demand withdrawal from the four center squares….
    “Fianchetto? Wasn’t he one of you right wingers?”–Kofi Annon

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