Remember SarahK, Concrete Sidewalks, Second Story Windows, and GRAVITY are your friends. Check and see if his Wii can fly.
Frankj, Wii is momentary, but the pain of broken circuit boards can last forever.
Frank, you inconsiderate slut! Denying the lovely SarahK the thrill of seeing the joy on the little retarded boy’s face when he opened the Wii that she got you for Christmas. I hope you’re happy! You’ve ruined Christmas for everybody!
Welcome to the fraternity of married men FrankJ. I can tell the Honeymoon is over. Good luck turning her back into that hot gun toting model. Just so you know, you do ruin everything.
Thanks A lot, Frank! Way to RUIN Christmas forever! Hey! my puppy just had surgery…wanna come over and kick him? …and way to upset the Sun while you’re at it. How can I enjoy reading Chronicles of Dubya over lunch knowing that SarahK is roasting your chestnuts over an open fire? STOP RUINING THINGS!
Welcome to married life, Frank. Just so you will be forewarned, the subject will come up every time the lovely lady is upset with you for the next thirty or so years, so be prepared.
Nintendo!? Are some “people” still using those things? Sarah, your obviously more technologically advanced than Frank, since you have harnessed fire. Stone tools (and firearms) are also effective.
Frankj,
Ya know, I guess I don’t understand why they can’t understand –it is about us! Jeez!
I got rid of all of the guns and dulled the knives the best I could but, I know that when I go to sleep at night; I may not wake up in the morning…welcome to h… I mean married life!
BTW…the WII was stupider than the tool box that cost me my first marriage. Good luck (you’ll need it!) and Merry Christmas.
Sarah, give him a break! We all learn, eventually.
Well, I like to think we do.
P&B
So I take it the peace offering of the new Kelly Pickler CD didn’t work its majic as Frank had hoped. They say that great artists have known suffering and show it in their work, I’m not sure if Frank understands that knowing suffering and “showing” suffering are not the same thing. Although for what its worth I did feel a pang of suffering just looking at it.
I still say there is something fundamentally wrong with a drawing if you need to actually tell people what they pictures are.
That said, I too like the concerned Sun in the background. Is it looking at Frank and Sarah, or is it considering the results of the election?
Two reasons to get rid of this piece of crap:
1) You’re married – the last thing you want is something that, with repeated use, may threaten your ability to masturbate.
2) You’re married – this thing simulates bowling, thereby threatening the greatest excuse to get out of the house, i.e. the bowling league.
Hey sarahk. forgive him because he is so wonderful. he just forgot. and married life is great you other moes. sarah isn’t going to hate frank forever just because he got himself a present. as a matter of fact i love it when my husband does that because then i know he got what he wanted and i don’t feel any pressure to get the perfect gift!
Run, Frank, run! Duck, dodge, and weave, because I’m pretty sure Sarah’s a good shot. If you make it out alive, she’ll forgive you. If not… well, that’s the price you pay for stupidity, now isn’t it?
Hopefully you didn’t make her wrap it up for you too. You need to learn to get equal presents, you only got her a Mikasa bauble for 7 bucks, and you got a 400 dollar Wii. Actually SarahK this only gives you ammo (not rounds) for future gift precedents. Next year buy yourself something in the Wii price range and give FrankJ a 7 dollar budget. You also might want to up FrankJ’s insurance now that he is egging on terrorist’s.
C’mon, Frank! Get with the program! Those of use that have been married for a long period of time know that the way to handle the “little woman” is to go buy whatever you want and if she says anything tell her to shut the hell up and go make you dinner and it better be good and there better be plenty of it! Works every time–give it a try! You’re welcome, by the way!
“A married man knows he is the head but the wife is the neck that moves the head.”
allthatsright,
I know by personal experience that you’re right. Please just back off a little bit on the pressure the thumbs have on the Adam’s Apple .. it’s a little uncomfortable
P&B
Frank, you need a bad idea in a hurry here: obviously, you can’t buy yourself a Christmas present. So that dubya-2 must be for SarahK! Of course, you can use it when she lets you.
I was going to click on writersblock’s site and threaten him with bodily harm for insulting SarahK.
So I went there and saw he had about a dozen readers.
Yawn.
Hey Brian,
I wasn’t insulting Sarah. But just in case, when I see her this afternoon, I’ll ask her if she was insulted.
And I have a bakers dozen readers, btw.
Thanks for stopping by and giving me a fourteenth hit!
Cheers!
Frank and Sarah: don’t read this comment, I’m going to take a cheap shot and I don’t want you to be mad at me until after you give me my Christmas present.
Brian the sailor:
I may have a tiny blog, but Chris Muir has me blog rolled. And not IMAO. So pbttth!
Welcome to married life, Frank!
Remember SarahK, Concrete Sidewalks, Second Story Windows, and GRAVITY are your friends. Check and see if his Wii can fly.
Frankj, Wii is momentary, but the pain of broken circuit boards can last forever.
Nice hat. When did you become Amish?
I like the concerned sun in the window…
shimauma, before i read that second sentence, i assumed you were suggesting i throw Frank J. out a window. ah, the way a mind works.
Frank, you inconsiderate slut! Denying the lovely SarahK the thrill of seeing the joy on the little retarded boy’s face when he opened the Wii that she got you for Christmas. I hope you’re happy! You’ve ruined Christmas for everybody!
If you’re still alive, frank, there’s still time for seppuku before you get murdered.
Welcome to the fraternity of married men FrankJ. I can tell the Honeymoon is over. Good luck turning her back into that hot gun toting model. Just so you know, you do ruin everything.
Thanks A lot, Frank! Way to RUIN Christmas forever! Hey! my puppy just had surgery…wanna come over and kick him? …and way to upset the Sun while you’re at it. How can I enjoy reading Chronicles of Dubya over lunch knowing that SarahK is roasting your chestnuts over an open fire? STOP RUINING THINGS!
Welcome to married life I hope you enjoy the couch Frank. Sarah remember you do have to forgive him sometime in the next fifty years or so.
To quote future Senator John Blutarsky, “my advice to you is to start drinking heavily.”
– the senior bachelor at IMAO
Gee, Frank, you might as well go reindeer hunting. You ruiner!
Welcome to married life, Frank. Just so you will be forewarned, the subject will come up every time the lovely lady is upset with you for the next thirty or so years, so be prepared.
Nintendo!? Are some “people” still using those things? Sarah, your obviously more technologically advanced than Frank, since you have harnessed fire. Stone tools (and firearms) are also effective.
Frankj,
Ya know, I guess I don’t understand why they can’t understand –it is about us! Jeez!
I got rid of all of the guns and dulled the knives the best I could but, I know that when I go to sleep at night; I may not wake up in the morning…welcome to h… I mean married life!
BTW…the WII was stupider than the tool box that cost me my first marriage. Good luck (you’ll need it!) and Merry Christmas.
Sarah, give him a break! We all learn, eventually.
Well, I like to think we do.
P&B
So I take it the peace offering of the new Kelly Pickler CD didn’t work its majic as Frank had hoped. They say that great artists have known suffering and show it in their work, I’m not sure if Frank understands that knowing suffering and “showing” suffering are not the same thing. Although for what its worth I did feel a pang of suffering just looking at it.
I thought “jaggedness” meant PS2. Oh well, it’s going to mean “wii” soon.
I still say there is something fundamentally wrong with a drawing if you need to actually tell people what they pictures are.
That said, I too like the concerned Sun in the background. Is it looking at Frank and Sarah, or is it considering the results of the election?
Two reasons to get rid of this piece of crap:
1) You’re married – the last thing you want is something that, with repeated use, may threaten your ability to masturbate.
2) You’re married – this thing simulates bowling, thereby threatening the greatest excuse to get out of the house, i.e. the bowling league.
Hey sarahk. forgive him because he is so wonderful. he just forgot. and married life is great you other moes. sarah isn’t going to hate frank forever just because he got himself a present. as a matter of fact i love it when my husband does that because then i know he got what he wanted and i don’t feel any pressure to get the perfect gift!
Run, Frank, run! Duck, dodge, and weave, because I’m pretty sure Sarah’s a good shot. If you make it out alive, she’ll forgive you. If not… well, that’s the price you pay for stupidity, now isn’t it?
uncanny resemblances.
Sarah: yay! look at how skinny your husband drew you. And you were feeling all self-conscious.
Hopefully you didn’t make her wrap it up for you too. You need to learn to get equal presents, you only got her a Mikasa bauble for 7 bucks, and you got a 400 dollar Wii. Actually SarahK this only gives you ammo (not rounds) for future gift precedents. Next year buy yourself something in the Wii price range and give FrankJ a 7 dollar budget. You also might want to up FrankJ’s insurance now that he is egging on terrorist’s.
i suggest wiiing on the fire if you want a house to play wii in.
C’mon, Frank! Get with the program! Those of use that have been married for a long period of time know that the way to handle the “little woman” is to go buy whatever you want and if she says anything tell her to shut the hell up and go make you dinner and it better be good and there better be plenty of it! Works every time–give it a try! You’re welcome, by the way!
How long have you been single USJC? A married man knows he is the head but the wife is the neck that moves the head.
It always takes a crisis to show someones true colors. But if you can survive the Nintendo incident of 06 married should be easy.
“A married man knows he is the head but the wife is the neck that moves the head.”
allthatsright,
I know by personal experience that you’re right. Please just back off a little bit on the pressure the thumbs have on the Adam’s Apple .. it’s a little uncomfortable
P&B
Well, it’s certainly funnier that most of the comics in my local paper. (Actually, I think it’s one of IMAO’s best yet.)
Just don’t tell my wife I wrote this or I’ll get grounded again!
Frank,
When you’re in a deep hole, it really doesn’t help to keep digging.
Sarah,
The Bible says to not let the Sun set on yur anger. So you’re kinda stuck with forgiving Frank, and on the double quick-time too. 🙂
Frank, you need a bad idea in a hurry here: obviously, you can’t buy yourself a Christmas present. So that dubya-2 must be for SarahK! Of course, you can use it when she lets you.
Hey DE, yes but the sun never seems to go down in the picture – definately should have drawn the sun going down.
//i assumed you were suggesting i throw Frank J. out a window//
Hey, whatever teaches him a lesson, you do what works for you.
I was going to click on writersblock’s site and threaten him with bodily harm for insulting SarahK.
So I went there and saw he had about a dozen readers.
Yawn.
Hey Brian,
I wasn’t insulting Sarah. But just in case, when I see her this afternoon, I’ll ask her if she was insulted.
And I have a bakers dozen readers, btw.
Thanks for stopping by and giving me a fourteenth hit!
Cheers!
Frank and Sarah: don’t read this comment, I’m going to take a cheap shot and I don’t want you to be mad at me until after you give me my Christmas present.
Brian the sailor:
I may have a tiny blog, but Chris Muir has me blog rolled. And not IMAO. So pbttth!