Q) With all the headlines and breaking news over the court battle to determine who has custody of Anna Nicole Smith’s corpse, whipping every branch of the media into celerity news mode madness, what’s the one thing that should be buried that nobody’s rushing to bury?
A) The story itself.
Couldn’t agree more.
They should take a page from King Solomon, divide the body in half (or thirds, or sixteenths) and give a piece to each person trying to claim her.
A little macabre?
Perhaps, but that might get a few of them to back away from their claim.
//…what’s the one thing that should be buried that nobody’s rushing to bury?//
I would’ve guessed Edwards’ chances of getting elected after “Amandagate”.
What’s going to be buried are the judges in this case, along with law students, with the filings and new laws this morass creates.
Couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch…
We’ve lost our collective fricking minds! Someone take Rita Cosby out and put her out of her misery…or the next left troll that shows up is elected and will be forced to have sex with her!
I couldn’t agree more. This is a cheesy novel no one should pick up.
What we knew before she died:
1- She’s a slut
2- There’s a trail of bodies following this money
3- She doesn’t want a DNA test in case the lawyer is the dad, and he doesn’t wan one in case he isn’t (see 1)
4- Condoms are a good idea, starting with Nicole’s dad.
What we know after the death…
5- Ditto
6- If the kid goes to the lawyer and he’s the dad, and he’s in charge of the trust fund, I’m not taking bets on her living to see 18.
7- If the kid goes to the lawyer and he isn’t the dad, I’m not taking bets on him not marrying her or claiming to be in some common law marriage, or whatever is legally acceptable 17 years from now.
So it’s basically Jerry Springer guests with winnings from the lust lotto – kinda like John and Teresa Heinz Kerry but with sex appeal.
Correction – Lotto doesn’t pay out that well. Make that Poontang Powerball.
Would everyone who has informed their wife or girlfriend that the kid isn’t yours, please raise your hand? (It will be easier to count this way.)
//…what’s the one thing that should be buried that nobody’s rushing to bury?//
the media!!!
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