Hey! No fair…let those pricks blow themselves up and find out what awaits them without giving away the “secret”! I won’t be able to sleep tonight…but it could have been a picture of Helen Thomas, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright, Jennifer Smeal or other assorted lefty “babes”…
My back yard is overrun with evil, venomous, life-sucking moles. I have spent literally tens of dollars trying to rid myself of the pestilence (OK, mostly in cheap whiskey which I drink while waiting for the ground to move so I can shoot it.)
I printed off that picture of Pelosi & stuffed it into a mole tunnel in my backyard. In an instant, they waved their little white flags, came out of the ground. They tearfully stumbled (they don’t see so well) into my neighbor’s yard, all the while crying in their little high-pitched voices something about the Geneva Conventions.
you do have to admit though, she does have some virginal qualities.
Ethics, for example – never used.
Common sense – never been touched.
Morals – can’t find them to use them.
Class – untouched.
Intelligence – never been used.
Looks – likely buried out in the backyard.
If they cut off people’s hands for stealing, what do the towelheads do to masturbaters? (Oops, did not mean to bring up autoeroticism and that HOT picture of Pelosi… )
My wife will be suing you for permanently ruining my libido. Seriously, that was a poster child for safe sex, you know, don’t fool around or your child may grow up to look like that…
**Rrrrrllllpppp*
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
She is painfully, disgustingly, exquisitely FUgly. And those descriptors don’t even touch on her physical appearance.
pffft… Bill Clinton would still go for the second one.
Talk about hot and sour there!
The first pic made me smile and while growing such a smile and seeing pic number two made pic two that much more shocking!
I always wondered what finally happened to that girl from “the exorcist”.
Grew up and went into politics. Figures! The demons really never did go away, they just learned to behave in public.
Ahhhh! My eyes!!!!1!
Really, there should be a law against putting two such images in close proximity to one another.
My head hurts.
Hey! No fair…let those pricks blow themselves up and find out what awaits them without giving away the “secret”! I won’t be able to sleep tonight…but it could have been a picture of Helen Thomas, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright, Jennifer Smeal or other assorted lefty “babes”…
My back yard is overrun with evil, venomous, life-sucking moles. I have spent literally tens of dollars trying to rid myself of the pestilence (OK, mostly in cheap whiskey which I drink while waiting for the ground to move so I can shoot it.)
I printed off that picture of Pelosi & stuffed it into a mole tunnel in my backyard. In an instant, they waved their little white flags, came out of the ground. They tearfully stumbled (they don’t see so well) into my neighbor’s yard, all the while crying in their little high-pitched voices something about the Geneva Conventions.
I don’t get it…did somebody put lipstick on a chihuahua?
Sorry, but you got it backwards. The bottom one IS paradise to them!
Hey Gunga, what did a chihuahua ever do to you to deserve such an insult?
Augh…AUUUGH!…get it away…GET IT AWAY!
HACK wheeze…
silence
Hmmm, I can guess why she’s still a virgin.
you do have to admit though, she does have some virginal qualities.
Ethics, for example – never used.
Common sense – never been touched.
Morals – can’t find them to use them.
Class – untouched.
Intelligence – never been used.
Looks – likely buried out in the backyard.
Hmmm, I do not have to guess, that was the perfect comment from jonag.
Oy!
not looking at that again!
If they cut off people’s hands for stealing, what do the towelheads do to masturbaters? (Oops, did not mean to bring up autoeroticism and that HOT picture of Pelosi… )
She is looking better than my camel…but not so nice as my favorite goat.
My wife will be suing you for permanently ruining my libido. Seriously, that was a poster child for safe sex, you know, don’t fool around or your child may grow up to look like that…
**Rrrrrllllpppp*
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
She is painfully, disgustingly, exquisitely FUgly. And those descriptors don’t even touch on her physical appearance.
pffft… Bill Clinton would still go for the second one.
Talk about hot and sour there!
The first pic made me smile and while growing such a smile and seeing pic number two made pic two that much more shocking!
I always wondered what finally happened to that girl from “the exorcist”.
Grew up and went into politics. Figures! The demons really never did go away, they just learned to behave in public.
Dorothy, to Glinda: “I thought you said she was dead…”
Hillary needs some psyllium husks.
I believe that most muslims expect much younger angels than the first picture…