Oh, BTW how about starting a daily Obama Fabulous Fact? Will get more responses these days. Here’s one: “Obama’s middle name Hussein derives from John Smith Hussein who arrived in America on the Mayflower in 1620.”.
…and then the flowers beat him until he was unconscious. However, Edwards didn’t really mind because the petals didn’t leave any bruises on his beautiful face.
If accompanied by women, John’s reaction to the flowers surprises them. “You just don’t understand sensitive men!” John proclaims with hands on his hips.
And Edwards cannot go into a sports bar without singing:
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
Dont cha, dont cha
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me
Dont cha, dont cha
#7 – Posted by: Bouncing Beatnik
What happened to the Hillary Clinton Terrible Truths? Has she got you thinking about Vince Foster, Frank?
Really B.B., more Terrible Truths right now would be like kicking Hillary while she is down.
So Frank, when will we get more Terrible Truths? No time like the present!
John Edwards is incapable of entering a flower shop without gazing around and whispering “I’m prettier than all of you”.
And then sneezing all over them and feeling hurt because not a single flower offered a “bless you.”
Pretty? Many women find him to be.
Witty? Occasionally, with alcohol added.
Gay? As Richard Simmons in a Boy Scout camp.
What this country really needs is a delicate gay flower as President!
Oh, BTW how about starting a daily Obama Fabulous Fact? Will get more responses these days. Here’s one: “Obama’s middle name Hussein derives from John Smith Hussein who arrived in America on the Mayflower in 1620.”.
…and then the flowers beat him until he was unconscious. However, Edwards didn’t really mind because the petals didn’t leave any bruises on his beautiful face.
If accompanied by women, John’s reaction to the flowers surprises them. “You just don’t understand sensitive men!” John proclaims with hands on his hips.
What happened to the Hillary Clinton Terrible Truths? Has she got you thinking about Vince Foster, Frank?
I like the idea of the Obama daily facts.
And Edwards cannot go into a sports bar without singing:
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
Dont cha, dont cha
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me
Dont cha, dont cha
doncha wish u presdent was hip like huk
doncha wish u presdent was freak like huk
doncha don’cha wish doncha
Really B.B., more Terrible Truths right now would be like kicking Hillary while she is down.
So Frank, when will we get more Terrible Truths? No time like the present!
John has a rose with a scar where he tried to cut it for being too pretty. Now it looks rugged and John is its’ bitch.