I love polls, and I would like your assistance in formulating one. I was listening to clips of the Demoncratic debate on Morning in America this morning, and was amused at Clinton inserting her Size 8s into Obama’s backside over and over again. The poll questions will be “Which Hillary Do You Prefer?”. What I need help with is the various faces she has taken on in the last 20 years. There have been so many, that I have a hard time keeping track. A few come to mind: The Ball Busting Hillary (e.g. at the debate), The Weepy Patriot Hillary (e.g. New Hampshire crocodile tears over how much she loves her country), The Contemptuous Hillary (e.g. her treatment of Arkansas troopers and Secret Service), The “I’m Just a Girl” Hillary (e.g. the New York senatorial debate where the opponent got “too close” to her): The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Victim Hillary (re: Monica Lewinsky), and The Stand By Your Man Hillary (re: Jennifer Flowers). Do you have additional suggestions?
The Black Like Me Hillary (Selma, Alabama speech)
Laugh Track Hillary (her patented on-demand cackle)
BTW: With so many faces you think she’d have at least one that didn’t make you cringe to look at it.
I think I prefer strong rational leader Hillary, I hear she hurls a good ashtray.
The old “Hippy Hillary”.
Hillary is terrific compared to Fred Thompson. Man Fred Thompson sucks. Just the worst. Dang he’s bad. Just like Dubya. The conservatives on this blog are some of the stupidest on the planet. Most of you don’t even think there is a recession – DUH. In your faces on that stupids.
Now there are no conservatives in the race (awesome!). Only Mitt who is really a stealth liberal. In a Mitt vs. Hillary battle the Democrats win either way!! HA HA GOP loser sucker stupids. Go Hillary or Mitt but not Fred. Yah!
don’t forget victim Hillary, all those big, old men’s picking on her. she’s just a poor widdy girl.
Right wing conservatives favorite slogan: The economy is doing awesome.
What a total croc. You right wing liarz ruin America economy. You deserve to have your precious Fred outta the race. Take that and shove it you stupid big deficit big government losers. Your conservative guy Booosh f***ed up our country and now you will all pay by not getting the guy you want this time. HA HA HA HA. Eat it right wing losers. Eat it limabugh poopheadz.
What about the “Stockholm Syndrome Hillary,” where she chortles and coos about my “blackness,” philandering, and dancing skills?
Heh, she’s a good little woman.
“poopheadz”
Whoa! I never knew my five-year old cousin was a liberal troll! Small world.
Liberalism: Taking political discourse from “I disagree with your opinion” to “UR POOPHEADZ!!!! ALL UR CANDIATES SUK! SUK IT RIGHTY!!!111”
Don’t forget “Malibu Hillary with kung fu grip” from her famous dancing on the beach that was totally not staged.
I remember the ‘Forgetful Hilary’ when she was called to testify and answered most questions with “I can’t recall”
Then there’s ‘Queen of Hearts Hillary’ (think Alice In Wonderland) who fired the entire staff of the white house travel office.
Not to forget ‘Bull Market Hillary’ who made a fortune on cattle futures
Also there’s “J. Edgar Hillary” who managed to get a hold of over 700 FBI Files
Don’t leave out ‘Animal Lover Hillary’ who gave away socks the cat and let buddy the dog roam the neighborhood in New York until he was hit by a car.
I could go on and on
And Energizer Bunny Hillary. She don’t feel no ways tard.
My preference is “getting shivved in the Federal Pen Hillary”.
What about the Anti-Betty Crocker Hillary (“What, I’m supposed to stay home and bake cookies?”, during Bill’s ’92 election campaign)
Your A$$ Is Mine Hillary from the Hillary Health Care Fun Hour.
It Was Suicide Hillary from the Vince Foster era.
There’s the Co-President Hillary (“We are the President!”).
And there’s the socialist child care plan Hillary (It took a village to take Chelsea off her hands at a crucial time in her teen life. By village, I mean the Secret Service; what else are they good for?!?).
After that , we saw the respect towards East-Indian pacifists Hillary (After all, didn’t Gandhi run a gas station down the road?), not to mention her overwhelming respect for Jews (You mean calling your husband a “F**king Jew-bastard” isn’t a term of endearment…?).
That’s a lot of bit-parts she’s played. I’m still waiting for Suicide Attempt Coma Hillary… that, or the “I Finally Had to Kill My Loser Husband with a Stolen White House Candlestick Holder Because He Gave Me a Scorching Case of Herpes” Hillary.
“Janet Reno’s got that not-so-fresh-feeling, anybody got a tic-tac?” Hillary.
(Sorry)
The “Nazis Just Opened The Ark” Hillary- From that botox/collagen/makeup-free picture Drudge put up. The horror. The horror.
I like the “Fat Ass Hillary.”
Why? ‘Cause I just like being revolted. It just sums up EVERYTHING about her.
“Lady MacBeth” Clinton: That’s her default mode.
Shit, if she’s elected she’ll just be Bill’s sock puppet. That’s all she’s ever been. He walks on her like a carpet.