Absolut has decided to discontinue their Reconquista ad. Then again, I was never that scared that a bunch of vodka fueled Mexicans were going to take over half of the continental United States.
Absolut has decided to discontinue their Reconquista ad. Then again, I was never that scared that a bunch of vodka fueled Mexicans were going to take over half of the continental United States.
Bah. Who needs vodka? A couple of ice cold beers after a long day trumps a mixed drink any day. If you just gotta have a stiff drink of some sort, then Imperial Stout will get you where you want to go. If you’re on a budget, the Evil Eye or Camo Black Ice will do the trick as well.
You know I often hear talk of mexicans being bitter about losing that part of their turf to the US and that they want it back. I guess they want to revert it back to third world status like the rest of mexico. And before anyone calls me racist, both my parents are mexican, and immigrated LEGALLY to the US, where I was born.
This seems to be pretty popular to complain about the U.S government taking property from your ansesters over a hundred years ago. How come the decendants of Robert E. Lee never whine about having their ancesteral home taken away from their ancesters and having it turned into the largest (and most honorable)cemetary in the world?
Oh I know why, because they’re Americans, and real Americans don’t blame their problems on something that happened over 100 years ago.
…not unless their the sort that puts a hyphen in their self-descriptor, anyway.
“They’re” not “their”. Geez Loueez, I hate that. Bad pedant! No dictionary!
We got Northwest Mexico (that is, Southwest USA) the same way the Spaniards got it from the Indians; by right of conquest. Except for the part we paid cash for, something the conquistadores never considered. And of course the Indians got it from the Israelites, according to the book of Mormon. So let’s give the whole place back to Israel and learn to speak Hebrew. If Israel took over administration of the border states … Oy Vey! They don’t play!
Yeah, funny, grumpy. How about this?? No one in North America has fully indigenous ancestry. EVERYONE’S ancestors migrated here. So the “Indians” can STFU.
Being born here of 4th to 6th generation immigrants, I’m as “native” as the Indian claims to be.
I am part Indian & it doesn’t take a genius to realize that the USA belongs just as much to “native” Americans as it does European/Asian immigrants. Who it does not belong to is this phony notion of “La Raza”/ Mexica Moovement/ Reconquesadilla bulls**t. If the latin-o people want their own Spanish speaking or latino-only state, then they have about 22 choices just south of CA, AZ, NM, and TX, as well as a few island nations to boot.
We need a modern updated Monroe Doctrine. Viva la Estados Unidos de América, bitches!
The Mexicans aren’t necessarily pissed off that the U.S. took half of their lousy country. They’re pissed because we got the half with all the roads.
Buy stock in Kettle One and Grey Goose, I’m switching!
No self respecting alchoholic would ever drink this swill anyway! Back in my drinking days I knew that the best Vodka came from Poland!
Do men even drink vodka? I thought it was for college girls and school kids so their mommy’s didn’t smell alcohol on them. A good German beer or Kentucky mash for the real men.
Single Malt Scotch sales should go way up. I like vodka, but I can get General Stark in New Hamster if I need good vodka.
Absolut B*ll$hit
AlanABQ- MMMMMMM, beer drools like Homer Simpson
Ed. – I keep on telling them, but they don’t listen. I guess it’s because I don’t shout at them in Spanish, and am fluent in English.
Cicero-LMAO at the part about the roads 😀
allthatsright – LOL, you left out sissy liberals who use it for their cosmopolitans.
corwin – I already stopped buying absolut a long time ago. If i have female company over, I buy Stolichnaya. Absolut capitalism, means I can choose to boycott 🙂
Vodka is nothing more than cheap “panty remover”. I’ll take Scotch all day every day. If anyone here likes rum, I highly recommend “Ron Zacapa 23” its the absolute best sipping drink to have ever graced my lips. It’s not avaliable here in Arkansas so I have to have my buddy sent it to me from Ney York. I mean he mails me a fragile vase every couple of months!Anyways try it, you’ll be suprised, goggle it and check it out!!!!
It wasn’t very funny, was it? I shot past funny and foundered in the murky depths of tom-foolery. I hang my head in shame. Call me …