Obama has probably realized that he hangs out with a lot of freaks. He’s got the crazy racist preachers, domestic terrorists, and Kos Kids, and he has to be more careful with the people he has around him at the White House. That’s why he has a very intrusive questionnaire to sort through the freaks that will be working at the White House. It asks all sorts of questions of personal associations that could be embarrassing to a President Obama. Given Obama’s past associations, I’m not sure if he’s trying to keep out the freaks or only let in the freaks so he feels he is in familiar surroundings.
The most curious question he asks is whether the applicant or any of his immediate family owns a gun. My guess is that the Obama administration will be such a bunch of preening sissies that the mere thought of working with anyone who owns a gun or is related to someone who owns a gun will cause them to wet their pants. Is that a standard security clearance question, because I would hope those employed by our intelligence agencies are not a bunch of gunless sissies?
I hope a reporter asks Obama whether it’s his intention to discriminate against those who exercise their constitutional right, but when was the last time we could count on reporters for anything useful?
What’s wrong with discriminating against those who exercise their constitutional right? After all, the Constitution is a charter of “negative rights” according to the man who, unless they changed the oath when I wasn’t looking, will swear to preserve, protect and defend it.
I wonder how Beretta Joe feels.
In the Illinois legislature, Barry the Hippie supported a bill like the one for registered sex offenders that would have disclosed the location of gun owners. It was beaten back when people realized that oh, criminals would know who didn’t have guns.
That’s the same bill that would have outlawed the manufacture of guns and ammo in Illinois.
One of the question is probably: Are you the man I think you are?
…..and Kanye West is the voice of this generation. I didn’t know hemmoroids could talk.
Oh wow, I’ve never seen the likes of that job application. I would get discouraged about two pages in and throw it across the room. Guns? That has to be a violation of privacy, or something good and holy. I’m surprised the illuminati don’t ask what kind of birth control you’re using, or your at-home disciplinary methods.
Interesting that someone so anti-gun will be surrounded and protected by men with guns…ahh…gotta love the hypocrisy…
No, The One won’t carry.
…but his black-suited, bow-tie wearing ‘friends’ from the church down the street from his Chicago home will…
Nation of Thugs
Does it ask if they have the proper documents to complete an I9?
Maybe… …Are you a Marxist or Stalinist?
Why arent they completing a SF86? For clearence(s) along with full scope polygraph?
No, the question will be, ‘are you the ONE I have been waiting for?’ It will be hard to hire someone who agrees with him who is not a freak. They would have to be a freak by default.
There are reasons why people with certain connections and/or behavior are excluded from sensitive positions. One of these is blackmail.
Obama has a number of people who can threaten him with going public with facts and information about him if he does not do as they wish.
This may be a very troubled administration.
It’s pretty much a given that only two kinds of people will make it through this screening process…
1 – liars who say there is no information because they don’t want to spend a month trying to find it or they threw it away.
2 – neurotic pack-rats who actually HAVE their parking tickets from 20 years ago filed away.
So the Obama staff will be liars and people with OCD.
This is news?
…and since they’re a bunch of lying socialists, how many of these questionnaires will be answered truthfully?
“There are reasons why people with certain connections and/or behavior are excluded from sensitive positions. One of these is blackmail.
Obama has a number of people who can threaten him with going public with facts and information about him if he does not do as they wish.
This may be a very troubled administration.”
Well, he already took care of his grandmother, lets hope that asshole Ayers is next.
The irony is he could never pass his own test.
I’ve had a secuity clearance for several years. In the last few months I finished the extensive process to get my Secret clearance upgraded to a Top Secret clearance. Complete with a “E-QUIP” Questionaire. (Thats where you put down everything about yourself for the last 10 years. It takes 2 days to fill out) The Federal Government conducted an interview (more like an interogation), and personal investigation. (They showed up at my civillian job and went through my personal files and talked to several people at my work. They even went to a job I work at in 1999.)
No where have I ever been asked about my view point about fire arms, or if I or other people in my family own fire arms. That question is comming from the incomming Obama administration. Not the intelegence field. Since I’m identifing myself as a current employee, I will keep my opinions to my self about our future president and let you decide for yourself what this means to you.
My better half had the TS (with a phenomenal alphabet after the designation) She worked for the little known NRO. They did the same as 14OIFvet cept with the full scope polygraph. Very extensive background investigation……went back to her hometown interviewed friends and family, teachers, all former employer records….all school records. Meanwhile back at the ranch… Obama wont allow the release of his school records, a definetive birth cert… etc. etc.
Could this get anymore bizarre??
It has been said that because of Obama’s radical associations, he couldn’t pass a security clearance.
It reminds me of Jacques Chirac, who had two choices – go to jail for corruption as Mayor of Paris or run for President of France and win. He did the latter. Now that he’s out as president, of course, he’s back in court.
He says he won’t infringe on our 2nd ammendment but interested in who in his administration could be packing. Hummm
Kent ….his name was Jock Chirac. Everyone always said he smelled like a locker room.
Where is the ACLU, many of those questions seem discriminatory…oh wait, this is a liberal administrtion. Nothing to see here folks, move along, nothing to see here.
Then again, maybe they are trying to see how well the people lie as I am sure they will need lying skills as part of this administration.
I read the questionare. What is really funny is that it asks if the guns owned by the applicant have ever caused an injury or a death or whatever. Kinda like owning a poorly trained pit bull I guess. In the typical libbylanders fever dream world, guns have their own minds and rear up and attack people for no rational reason. Bad gun! Down…stay!
If I were President Elect, I would ask…
Do you own any firearms? If not, WTF is wrong with you and BTW you can forget about working for this Admin, you pantywaist bedwetting pinko mammasboy…(this goes on for at least one page)…commie PoS!
Umm… Hello you are the freak blogger. You support Palin – that’s about as dumb and freaky as gets boobaloob face.
You misspelled haiku stoopid.
I have a secret level DOD clearance and an ATF employee-posessor explosives permit. They didn’t ask me if I owned a gun on either application.
Wouldn’t you want to be surrounded by armed people that you trust? I enjoy it. Then again, they’re democrats, I doubt trust has ever made a stable fit in their relationships.
That observation is pretty much expected (expectable?) on this site. But you’re missing a bigger picture: There was not one question about military service! Not one! Plenty of crap about community stuff and how hopeychangey / touchyfeely the applicant has been. National defense doesn’t even occur to him or his people.
Oh yeah, this can get way more bizzarre. He has no plan; he’s making it up as he goes along, and consistency has never been his strong suit. As soon as any policy or position starts attracting serious opposition Obama abandons it. His administration is going to be filled with people who are heaviliy invested in their favorite identity-issue topic, who will find themselves cut off and cut out.
I expect that in about three years the White House is going to be engaged in the biggest cat fight you’ve ever seen: anger, public smiping at each other, whole departments not speaking to each other, lawsuits flying, ‘tell all’ books by the truckload, and whatnot.
I just wish that it didn’t have to be so expensive and so painful to the rest of us.
Obama forced to resign Senate seat amid lawsuits ;-).
I guess this comment set is incomplete without a mention of the Swirling Eddies song with an appropriate title for this whole mess:
“I Had a Bad Experience With the CIA and Now I’m Gonna Show You My Feminine Side”.
where boners go to die: http://thumbsnap.com/v/8WGmOfKp.jpg
I would like to see how Obama would complete his own application form. Anything embarrassing to disclose???
I think he’d let you in with a handgun… but only if you aim by holding it sideways.
The very first thing Hitler did was confiscate peoples personal weapons. When the mooks in charge are the ones with all the weapons, that’s when the 26 million of us who are unwilling to become their slaves will begin to die.
You can take that to the bank. (no one believed Hitler and his coven would do what they did to their enemies either, but they did it just the same)
//Umm… Hello you are the freak blogger. You support Palin – that’s about as dumb and freaky as gets boobaloob face.//
Who writes this stuff really? Please let all of the rest of us know what sterling example of public education we have to thank for this. We can then avoid at all costs moving, living or even passing through it.
Embarrass o’bummer? That’s an obamoron. You can’t embarrass someone who has no shame.
It’s interesting that this is just NOW coming to play. Obama might be thought of as slightly less questionable in character if he had screened his illuminati with these standards all along.